Alex Cutrone
@alex-cutrone.com
he/him
🎭 arts advocate
🚲 amateur cyclist
🌮 consumer of fine (or available) food
https://alex-cutrone.com
🎭 arts advocate
🚲 amateur cyclist
🌮 consumer of fine (or available) food
https://alex-cutrone.com
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Alex Cutrone
@alex-cutrone.com
· Oct 15
Who the heck am I?!
🙋🏻♂️ Hi, I’m Alex (he/him)
🚴♂️ Amateur cyclist (mostly NY/HV or RI)
🌮 Home chef, will eat most things
🫏 Aggressively progressive
👶🏻 New-ish dad, doing okay
🎻 Arts marketer & advocate
🐲 D&D fan, occasional PC
⛰️ Big fan of being outside
🛣️ Infrastructure nerd
⚾️ Yankees 🏀 Liberty ⚽️ Gotham
🙋🏻♂️ Hi, I’m Alex (he/him)
🚴♂️ Amateur cyclist (mostly NY/HV or RI)
🌮 Home chef, will eat most things
🫏 Aggressively progressive
👶🏻 New-ish dad, doing okay
🎻 Arts marketer & advocate
🐲 D&D fan, occasional PC
⛰️ Big fan of being outside
🛣️ Infrastructure nerd
⚾️ Yankees 🏀 Liberty ⚽️ Gotham
🏀: #nyliberty
⚽️: @gothamfc.bsky.social
🏈: @buffalo-bills.bsky.social
⚾️: @ny-yankees.bsky.social
Who else should I follow?
⚽️: @gothamfc.bsky.social
🏈: @buffalo-bills.bsky.social
⚾️: @ny-yankees.bsky.social
Who else should I follow?
January 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
🏀: #nyliberty
⚽️: @gothamfc.bsky.social
🏈: @buffalo-bills.bsky.social
⚾️: @ny-yankees.bsky.social
Who else should I follow?
⚽️: @gothamfc.bsky.social
🏈: @buffalo-bills.bsky.social
⚾️: @ny-yankees.bsky.social
Who else should I follow?
Reposted by Alex Cutrone
Best baseball tv GO
(talking heads, not streaming games)
(talking heads, not streaming games)
January 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Best baseball tv GO
(talking heads, not streaming games)
(talking heads, not streaming games)
What’s the most ominous message you’ve seen on a kids toy I’ll go first
December 28, 2024 at 1:54 PM
What’s the most ominous message you’ve seen on a kids toy I’ll go first
Strands #299
“Back in style”
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“Back in style”
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December 27, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Strands #299
“Back in style”
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“Back in style”
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Connections
Puzzle #565
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Puzzle #565
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December 27, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Connections
Puzzle #565
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Puzzle #565
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Wordle 1,287 3/6*
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December 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Wordle 1,287 3/6*
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Every article be like “you don’t need to pre-wash your dishes. just clean your dishwasher 3 times a day, only run a load with one plate at a time, and never eat food”
December 26, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Every article be like “you don’t need to pre-wash your dishes. just clean your dishwasher 3 times a day, only run a load with one plate at a time, and never eat food”
I got Genius! - The New York Times
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I’ve been sitting on some dumb ideas for a while and now y’all about to benefit.
First up: “Cheese, Cheese, Cheese” by Weird Al (to the tune of Sabrina Carpenter’s “Please, Please, Please”) in which he describes a sincere romantic attraction to numerous types of cheese.
First up: “Cheese, Cheese, Cheese” by Weird Al (to the tune of Sabrina Carpenter’s “Please, Please, Please”) in which he describes a sincere romantic attraction to numerous types of cheese.
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I’ve been sitting on some dumb ideas for a while and now y’all about to benefit.
First up: “Cheese, Cheese, Cheese” by Weird Al (to the tune of Sabrina Carpenter’s “Please, Please, Please”) in which he describes a sincere romantic attraction to numerous types of cheese.
First up: “Cheese, Cheese, Cheese” by Weird Al (to the tune of Sabrina Carpenter’s “Please, Please, Please”) in which he describes a sincere romantic attraction to numerous types of cheese.
🎅 leaving a mess for me to clean up…smdh
December 25, 2024 at 12:22 PM
🎅 leaving a mess for me to clean up…smdh
I solved the 12/25/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:18!
December 25, 2024 at 11:30 AM
I solved the 12/25/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:18!
Strands #297
“A visit from Santa”
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“A visit from Santa”
🔵🔵🟡🔵
🔵🔵🔵🔵
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December 25, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Strands #297
“A visit from Santa”
🔵🔵🟡🔵
🔵🔵🔵🔵
🔵
“A visit from Santa”
🔵🔵🟡🔵
🔵🔵🔵🔵
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Connections
Puzzle #563
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🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
Puzzle #563
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December 25, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Connections
Puzzle #563
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Puzzle #563
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Wordle 1,285 2/6*
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December 25, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Wordle 1,285 2/6*
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Not just clout-farming, I swear. #yankees
read the full thread before anger-puking
AS IT CURRENTLY STANDS:
1. Chisholm (2B, L/L)
2. Judge (RF, R/R)
3. Bellinger (CF, L/L)
4. Stanton (DH, R/R)
5. Wells (C, L/R)
6. Goldschmidt (1B, R/R)
7. Dominguez (LF, S/R)
8. Volpe (SS, R/R)
9. Cabrera (3B, S/R)
read the full thread before anger-puking
AS IT CURRENTLY STANDS:
1. Chisholm (2B, L/L)
2. Judge (RF, R/R)
3. Bellinger (CF, L/L)
4. Stanton (DH, R/R)
5. Wells (C, L/R)
6. Goldschmidt (1B, R/R)
7. Dominguez (LF, S/R)
8. Volpe (SS, R/R)
9. Cabrera (3B, S/R)
December 23, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Not just clout-farming, I swear. #yankees
read the full thread before anger-puking
AS IT CURRENTLY STANDS:
1. Chisholm (2B, L/L)
2. Judge (RF, R/R)
3. Bellinger (CF, L/L)
4. Stanton (DH, R/R)
5. Wells (C, L/R)
6. Goldschmidt (1B, R/R)
7. Dominguez (LF, S/R)
8. Volpe (SS, R/R)
9. Cabrera (3B, S/R)
read the full thread before anger-puking
AS IT CURRENTLY STANDS:
1. Chisholm (2B, L/L)
2. Judge (RF, R/R)
3. Bellinger (CF, L/L)
4. Stanton (DH, R/R)
5. Wells (C, L/R)
6. Goldschmidt (1B, R/R)
7. Dominguez (LF, S/R)
8. Volpe (SS, R/R)
9. Cabrera (3B, S/R)
Reposted by Alex Cutrone
Cody Bellinger was told that he will be playing center field for the Yankees, sliding Aaron Judge back to right field.
December 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Cody Bellinger was told that he will be playing center field for the Yankees, sliding Aaron Judge back to right field.
Well fuck me in the teeth
1. Volpe (SS, R/R)
2. Chisholm (3B, L/L)
3. Judge (RF, R/R)
4. Bellinger (CF, L/L)
5. Stanton (DH, R/R)
6. Profar (LF, S/R)
7. Walker (1B, R/R)
8. Wells (C, L/R)
9. Durbin (2B, R/R)
C/1B - Rice (L/R)
IF - LeMahieu (R/R)
OF - Dominguez (S/R)
UTIL - Cabrera (S/R)
1. Volpe (SS, R/R)
2. Chisholm (3B, L/L)
3. Judge (RF, R/R)
4. Bellinger (CF, L/L)
5. Stanton (DH, R/R)
6. Profar (LF, S/R)
7. Walker (1B, R/R)
8. Wells (C, L/R)
9. Durbin (2B, R/R)
C/1B - Rice (L/R)
IF - LeMahieu (R/R)
OF - Dominguez (S/R)
UTIL - Cabrera (S/R)
December 9, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Well fuck me in the teeth
1. Volpe (SS, R/R)
2. Chisholm (3B, L/L)
3. Judge (RF, R/R)
4. Bellinger (CF, L/L)
5. Stanton (DH, R/R)
6. Profar (LF, S/R)
7. Walker (1B, R/R)
8. Wells (C, L/R)
9. Durbin (2B, R/R)
C/1B - Rice (L/R)
IF - LeMahieu (R/R)
OF - Dominguez (S/R)
UTIL - Cabrera (S/R)
1. Volpe (SS, R/R)
2. Chisholm (3B, L/L)
3. Judge (RF, R/R)
4. Bellinger (CF, L/L)
5. Stanton (DH, R/R)
6. Profar (LF, S/R)
7. Walker (1B, R/R)
8. Wells (C, L/R)
9. Durbin (2B, R/R)
C/1B - Rice (L/R)
IF - LeMahieu (R/R)
OF - Dominguez (S/R)
UTIL - Cabrera (S/R)
Reposted by Alex Cutrone
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
Hah, jokes on me gang - kid came home from daycare with a stomach bug! Which means I lost a shit ton of weight (pun intended) and actually got some sleep. Everything’s coming up #sober!
November 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Hah, jokes on me gang - kid came home from daycare with a stomach bug! Which means I lost a shit ton of weight (pun intended) and actually got some sleep. Everything’s coming up #sober!
Anyone out there good with MLB budgets/trade value wanna tell me why this won’t work?
C - Wells
1B - Walker
2B - Chisholm Jr.
SS - Volpe
3B - Peraza
LF - Judge
CF - Bellinger
RF - Soto
DH - Stanton
C/1B - Rice
IF - Durbin
OF - Dominguez
UTIL - Cabrera
Pitching and notes in thread
C - Wells
1B - Walker
2B - Chisholm Jr.
SS - Volpe
3B - Peraza
LF - Judge
CF - Bellinger
RF - Soto
DH - Stanton
C/1B - Rice
IF - Durbin
OF - Dominguez
UTIL - Cabrera
Pitching and notes in thread
November 26, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Anyone out there good with MLB budgets/trade value wanna tell me why this won’t work?
C - Wells
1B - Walker
2B - Chisholm Jr.
SS - Volpe
3B - Peraza
LF - Judge
CF - Bellinger
RF - Soto
DH - Stanton
C/1B - Rice
IF - Durbin
OF - Dominguez
UTIL - Cabrera
Pitching and notes in thread
C - Wells
1B - Walker
2B - Chisholm Jr.
SS - Volpe
3B - Peraza
LF - Judge
CF - Bellinger
RF - Soto
DH - Stanton
C/1B - Rice
IF - Durbin
OF - Dominguez
UTIL - Cabrera
Pitching and notes in thread