Alex Cutrone
@alex-cutrone.com
he/him
🎭 arts advocate
🚲 amateur cyclist
🌮 consumer of fine (or available) food
https://alex-cutrone.com
🎭 arts advocate
🚲 amateur cyclist
🌮 consumer of fine (or available) food
https://alex-cutrone.com
What’s the most ominous message you’ve seen on a kids toy I’ll go first
December 28, 2024 at 1:54 PM
What’s the most ominous message you’ve seen on a kids toy I’ll go first
🎅 leaving a mess for me to clean up…smdh
December 25, 2024 at 12:22 PM
🎅 leaving a mess for me to clean up…smdh
Reskeet w your fave picture of yourself in nature 🥾
November 19, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Reskeet w your fave picture of yourself in nature 🥾
Me yesterday: Eats an entire 2 lb. container of greek yogurt
Yankees last night: 11-4 W
Me today:
Yankees last night: 11-4 W
Me today:
October 30, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Me yesterday: Eats an entire 2 lb. container of greek yogurt
Yankees last night: 11-4 W
Me today:
Yankees last night: 11-4 W
Me today:
I remember watching the 2009 World Series from the basement of a dorm room in PA. This was before I had a smartphone, so pictures were limited to when I remembered my digital camera, but I did find this from later that fall. Let’s go #yankees!
October 20, 2024 at 11:19 AM
I remember watching the 2009 World Series from the basement of a dorm room in PA. This was before I had a smartphone, so pictures were limited to when I remembered my digital camera, but I did find this from later that fall. Let’s go #yankees!
💯 cooler - been very jealous of y’all this whole year. Wish we had our weird amorphous mascot back…
October 15, 2024 at 1:37 AM
💯 cooler - been very jealous of y’all this whole year. Wish we had our weird amorphous mascot back…
Mr. Steal-your-popstar #yankees #wildjunglecat
October 15, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Mr. Steal-your-popstar #yankees #wildjunglecat
I did have another version where the Rockies wind up in the central, and the expansion team moves from Indianapolis to Salt Lake City. It just felt like such fuckery to the Cubs/Reds/Brewers fans to push so many of their games over to MST.
October 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I did have another version where the Rockies wind up in the central, and the expansion team moves from Indianapolis to Salt Lake City. It just felt like such fuckery to the Cubs/Reds/Brewers fans to push so many of their games over to MST.
So, now here comes the fun - what do matchups look like?!
I made up a proposed schedule, using the Yankees as an example (though it should work fine as a template for all teams)
The idea is one 3-game series against non-div, non-league teams, two 3-game series again non-div, same league teams.
I made up a proposed schedule, using the Yankees as an example (though it should work fine as a template for all teams)
The idea is one 3-game series against non-div, non-league teams, two 3-game series again non-div, same league teams.
October 11, 2024 at 3:24 PM
So, now here comes the fun - what do matchups look like?!
I made up a proposed schedule, using the Yankees as an example (though it should work fine as a template for all teams)
The idea is one 3-game series against non-div, non-league teams, two 3-game series again non-div, same league teams.
I made up a proposed schedule, using the Yankees as an example (though it should work fine as a template for all teams)
The idea is one 3-game series against non-div, non-league teams, two 3-game series again non-div, same league teams.
So, we've got our leagues and our divisions! And we need to add a team in the AL Southeast and the NL Central. I don't /super/ care where these go, as long as they make sense geographically, so for now we'll just call them "Nashville" (AL Southeast) and "Indianapolis" (NL Central)
October 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
So, we've got our leagues and our divisions! And we need to add a team in the AL Southeast and the NL Central. I don't /super/ care where these go, as long as they make sense geographically, so for now we'll just call them "Nashville" (AL Southeast) and "Indianapolis" (NL Central)
I stg, there's a reason for those moves - obvs, all five current NL-West teams couldn't stay, so I think it's easiest to move the d-back to the AL, as we're relocating the Texas teams to the central ('cause, have you seen a map?)
October 11, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I stg, there's a reason for those moves - obvs, all five current NL-West teams couldn't stay, so I think it's easiest to move the d-back to the AL, as we're relocating the Texas teams to the central ('cause, have you seen a map?)
Okay, with all of that done, let's assign them into some leagues! We can /mostly/ keep things the same (AL/NL teams stay in their league), but there are a few changes that will really clean this up. See attached (changes in red)
October 11, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Okay, with all of that done, let's assign them into some leagues! We can /mostly/ keep things the same (AL/NL teams stay in their league), but there are a few changes that will really clean this up. See attached (changes in red)
Okay, with those divisions in place, we'll need to reorganize the existing teams before we can see where expansion teams fit. Take a look at the attached, I think it's the closest we get (once again, the Rockies kind of suck the life out of this, but I /think/ they make the most sense in the west)
October 11, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Okay, with those divisions in place, we'll need to reorganize the existing teams before we can see where expansion teams fit. Take a look at the attached, I think it's the closest we get (once again, the Rockies kind of suck the life out of this, but I /think/ they make the most sense in the west)
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #87,806!
October 10, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #87,806!
Is this now a “pictures of us meeting Joe” thread?
June 14, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Is this now a “pictures of us meeting Joe” thread?
And speaking of animals, it looks like we’re out of deer-fucking season (my wife begs me to give it a different name) - LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY
June 3, 2023 at 12:33 AM
And speaking of animals, it looks like we’re out of deer-fucking season (my wife begs me to give it a different name) - LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY
share a reason you left the Other App I’ll go first
May 31, 2023 at 9:35 AM
share a reason you left the Other App I’ll go first
Ms. Hayley Williams, if ya nasty.
May 28, 2023 at 11:42 AM
Ms. Hayley Williams, if ya nasty.
A little morning reflection.
May 24, 2023 at 2:50 PM
A little morning reflection.
Also, the creation of art that depicts animals riding bicycles should be prioritized over all else.
May 24, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Also, the creation of art that depicts animals riding bicycles should be prioritized over all else.
Also, the creation of more art that depicts animals riding bicycles should be prioritized above all else.
May 24, 2023 at 1:16 PM
Also, the creation of more art that depicts animals riding bicycles should be prioritized above all else.
Good morning, friends! 🌞Just a reminder that all art should be fully funded, free for all, and exist in public spaces and not behind paywalls. I will take questions at this time.
May 24, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Good morning, friends! 🌞Just a reminder that all art should be fully funded, free for all, and exist in public spaces and not behind paywalls. I will take questions at this time.