Chekhov's Murder Hornets
@alenxa.bsky.social
The Midnight Baker Who Bakes at Midnight. She/her (they/m in a pinch), religion: cake. Baked devotionals and other offbeat stuff at feraltomatoes.com. No worries, my existence infuriates me too.
Ohhhh yeah, I have Opinions on that as well.
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ohhhh yeah, I have Opinions on that as well.
I write poetry. I have to believe there's more than 10-20. On the other hand, I've also curated creative submissions so I'm aware that there are a LOT of donkey balls being poetically sucked.
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I write poetry. I have to believe there's more than 10-20. On the other hand, I've also curated creative submissions so I'm aware that there are a LOT of donkey balls being poetically sucked.
It kinda sounds like something really really messed with how the phone/app handles DST. I'd keep an eye out in case some well-meaning dev tries to "fix" it again. Sending mental healing potions to your knee.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It kinda sounds like something really really messed with how the phone/app handles DST. I'd keep an eye out in case some well-meaning dev tries to "fix" it again. Sending mental healing potions to your knee.
(I specify imitation vanilla because that's the best thing I've found to make Krusteaz not taste so much like Krusteaz.)
(Also these would be even better *not* made in a pan that recently seared a rosemary garlic pork roast.)
(Also these would be even better *not* made in a pan that recently seared a rosemary garlic pork roast.)
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
(I specify imitation vanilla because that's the best thing I've found to make Krusteaz not taste so much like Krusteaz.)
(Also these would be even better *not* made in a pan that recently seared a rosemary garlic pork roast.)
(Also these would be even better *not* made in a pan that recently seared a rosemary garlic pork roast.)
Ugh. System update?
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ugh. System update?
October Daye?
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
October Daye?
It was a mildly shit take, but right now "mildly shit" is being treated the same as a CAFO waste lagoon.
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It was a mildly shit take, but right now "mildly shit" is being treated the same as a CAFO waste lagoon.
Know what old white legislator dudes DO like?
Proper channels.
They want to do things the ~right~ way, the way that was literally made for them by their demographic and serves no one better. The court of public opinion is not a proper venue. We will NOT have our trial there, good sirs.
Proper channels.
They want to do things the ~right~ way, the way that was literally made for them by their demographic and serves no one better. The court of public opinion is not a proper venue. We will NOT have our trial there, good sirs.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Know what old white legislator dudes DO like?
Proper channels.
They want to do things the ~right~ way, the way that was literally made for them by their demographic and serves no one better. The court of public opinion is not a proper venue. We will NOT have our trial there, good sirs.
Proper channels.
They want to do things the ~right~ way, the way that was literally made for them by their demographic and serves no one better. The court of public opinion is not a proper venue. We will NOT have our trial there, good sirs.
Want to know the reason cited in all the state-attorney-run IEP workshops I've attended, for why not to try using email records as evidence in any proceeding?
"THEY'RE HARD TO READ"
And apparently old white judge types don't want to be bothered, so we were told to follow up with paper letters.
"THEY'RE HARD TO READ"
And apparently old white judge types don't want to be bothered, so we were told to follow up with paper letters.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Want to know the reason cited in all the state-attorney-run IEP workshops I've attended, for why not to try using email records as evidence in any proceeding?
"THEY'RE HARD TO READ"
And apparently old white judge types don't want to be bothered, so we were told to follow up with paper letters.
"THEY'RE HARD TO READ"
And apparently old white judge types don't want to be bothered, so we were told to follow up with paper letters.
CRAP AND A HALF now I have to go listen to the song
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
CRAP AND A HALF now I have to go listen to the song