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Chekhov's Murder Hornets
@alenxa.bsky.social
The Midnight Baker Who Bakes at Midnight. She/her (they/m in a pinch), religion: cake. Baked devotionals and other offbeat stuff at feraltomatoes.com. No worries, my existence infuriates me too.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love it when I literally dream up ideas. I love it even more when they're still funny the next morning.

Steve's gonna have to invite Alex over to prove this isn't a *gas* stove. #minecraft
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Krusteaz hack: 1c water, soak 1/2 c quick oats and a handful of craisins while the pan heats. Mix in 3 oz canned pumpkin, 1/2 t FAKE vanilla, & 1 t pumpkin pie spice, then 1c plain pancake mix. Adjust to medium schlurpy if necessary. Great with maple syrup.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So today I have frogged essentially an ENTIRE project, heard a song from 1988 that basically describes my mom life, had my guitar lesson cancelled, and forgotten to wake up the teenager before noon. In case anybody needed some mundane stuff to balance out their day.

Here's how far I'd got.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Tsubasa: DELTARune CHRoNiCLE!

Syaokris & Doriimaa-kun, Sakurelle (with Mokonace Spadeoki), Ralfai, and Susiegane. Hopefully you can tell which is which even if they get shuffled wrong.

Also at www.tumblr.com/alenxa/79913...

Happy belated Halloween!
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
What's your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Yeah, I take mochi once in a while, but only medicinally.
September 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
MPQ may have the right idea...
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
OMG he looks like an angry hobbit from Les Mis
August 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In other news I am eventually going to do that trans flag cake but right now I need to test this new gadget
June 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
delicious, very earthy
June 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you

[ #ArtShare ]
May 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM