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Chekhov's Murder Hornets
@alenxa.bsky.social
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The Midnight Baker Who Bakes at Midnight. She/her (they/m in a pinch), religion: cake. Baked devotionals and other offbeat stuff at feraltomatoes.com. No worries, my existence infuriates me too.
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
A tray of misshapen blueberry muffins, several with slightly phallic protrusions.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I love it when I literally dream up ideas. I love it even more when they're still funny the next morning.

Steve's gonna have to invite Alex over to prove this isn't a *gas* stove. #minecraft
A brown-skinned man with dark brown hair and a scruffy beard, wearing an aqua-blue shirt and dark blue pants in the style of the Minecraft default avatar, stands holding a black smartphone in one hand and a spatula in the other, while two pork chops sizzle in a rectangular frying pan on the near burner of the stove beside him. The front of the stove has the face of a Minecraft ghast, smiling contentedly. Dialogue above the man's head reads: "No, that's not what I said..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Krusteaz hack: 1c water, soak 1/2 c quick oats and a handful of craisins while the pan heats. Mix in 3 oz canned pumpkin, 1/2 t FAKE vanilla, & 1 t pumpkin pie spice, then 1c plain pancake mix. Adjust to medium schlurpy if necessary. Great with maple syrup.
Light blue plate holding a batch of orange-tinted pancakes studded with cranberries.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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So today I have frogged essentially an ENTIRE project, heard a song from 1988 that basically describes my mom life, had my guitar lesson cancelled, and forgotten to wake up the teenager before noon. In case anybody needed some mundane stuff to balance out their day.

Here's how far I'd got.
Crocheted square made of alternating stripes of fuchsia and gray-blue, with opposite colors on each diagonal half.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Tsubasa: DELTARune CHRoNiCLE!

Syaokris & Doriimaa-kun, Sakurelle (with Mokonace Spadeoki), Ralfai, and Susiegane. Hopefully you can tell which is which even if they get shuffled wrong.

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Happy belated Halloween!
Two versions of Kris, the human protagonist from the game Deltarune. On the left, they have light blue skin and midnight-blue spiky hair that shows only their left red-hued eye. They are standing holding their pink-toned sword point-down, pointing with the other hand at the other version of themself, wearing a chestplate, gauntlets, pauldrons, and boots in shades of light gray-blue, midnight-blue pants with a henna-like hot pink design on the right leg, and a scarf striped in hot pink and gray-blue. On the right, they have golden-yellow skin and dark brown spiky hair that shows only their right red-hued eye. They are standing looking down at a banana suspended in front of them between their hands, and wearing a sleeveless lime green turtleneck with a yellow stripe around the middle of the body, a pair of tan protective goggles hanging around their neck, and baggy brown pants tucked into tan boots. Each is drawn in the style of the character Syaoran from the anime/manga Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle by CLAMP. Noelle from the game Deltarune, a humanoid reindeer with brown fur/skin and yellow-blonde hair, blue eyes, short antlers, small semicircular ears at the sides of her head, and black cloven hooves, drawn in the style of the character Sakura from the anime/manga Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle by CLAMP. She is standing with one arm extended, wearing a pale blue under-layer of a sleeveless blouse and baggy pants, and a cream-colored short-sleeved overdress fastened at the collar with a light blue snowflake brooch. The overdress is decorated with a stairstep border striped diagonally in red and green, with narrow bands of red and green around each sleeve, and small Christmas-light bulbs in red, yellow, green and blue hanging from the edges of the sleeves. She also wears a wrapped belt of two strands of the same Christmas lights, beneath the overdress. In the top right corner, the small long-eared magical rabbit character Mokona Modoki, also from Tsubasa, is drawn with the colors and decorations of Lancer from Deltarune, including blue ears, mouth, and paw tips, a black card-suit spade panel on the forehead, a blue spade design on the belly, and a tiny spade earring on the right ear. Ralsei from the game Deltarune, a fluffy white-furred humanoid rabbit/goat with purple eyes, long floppy ears, and short pink forehead horns, sitting down and waving with one hand, wearing a tailored light green short-sleeved overcoat, dark green short pants, a hot-pink bulky scarf, and glasses, drawn in a style resembling the character Fai D. Fluorite from the anime/manga Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle by CLAMP. Susie from the game Deltarune, a pink-skinned humanoid-reptilian monster with shaggy deep magenta hair, standing up and holding a halberd that glints blue, wearing purple splint armor, a purple-trimmed black sleeveless vest, baggy magenta pants, gold-spiked black armbands, and black boots, drawn in a style resembling the character Kurogane from the manga/anime Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle by CLAMP.
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
A young woman with dark short curly hair, wearing muddy boots, a backpack, and a stained and torn gray coat over khaki pants and a black-and-white-striped shirt, sitting on an unidentifiable stuffed animal and gesturing interestedly.
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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What's your sign?
Sign posted on the wall above a toilet at Two Guns Espresso: "Please do not flush: paper towels, sanitary products, your favorite toys, random socks, your hopes & dreams. Thanks!"
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Yeah, I take mochi once in a while, but only medicinally.
A manhole cover with graffiti reading "TAKE MOCHI 2025" written along the edge
September 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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MPQ may have the right idea...
Screenshot of a pop-up window in Marvel Puzzle Quest which is supposed to be displaying an offer but only says "CALL FOR BACKUP."
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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OMG he looks like an angry hobbit from Les Mis
Rough pencil sketch of a young man wearing a coat, a large backpack, and an exasperated expression.
August 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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In other news I am eventually going to do that trans flag cake but right now I need to test this new gadget
A red silicone mat, supporting a flexible cake pan rim shaped vaguely like a hand with the middle finger extended, and a hand with the middle finger extended held out above it
June 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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delicious, very earthy
A package of ground venison whose labeling says it is "100% Made of New Zealand"
June 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you

[ #ArtShare ]
A screenshot from Duolingo asking for a translation of the Spanish phrase "?Por lo general, qué comen los jirafas?" into the English "In general, what do giraffes eat?", adorned with a drawing of a giraffe watching wide-eyed as its companion attempts to swallow a car.
May 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM