Al Bush
@albush.com
Nerdy guy from San Antonio, originally from Kansas City.
That's a lowercase l, not an uppercase I.
It's mugs all the way down.
That's a lowercase l, not an uppercase I.
It's mugs all the way down.
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Do we know which time zone the rapture is happening in? Like, is it midnight in your own time zone? Or should I just get some sleep?
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Do we know which time zone the rapture is happening in? Like, is it midnight in your own time zone? Or should I just get some sleep?
Hey everybody, let's make plans for later this week with all of our evangelical family members that are convinced they're getting raptured and we're going to hell, then ghost them after Tuesday.
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hey everybody, let's make plans for later this week with all of our evangelical family members that are convinced they're getting raptured and we're going to hell, then ghost them after Tuesday.
Those yellow Oreos that are not lemon flavored are as bad as oatmeal raisin cookies. Stop looking like your delicious cousins.
July 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Those yellow Oreos that are not lemon flavored are as bad as oatmeal raisin cookies. Stop looking like your delicious cousins.
It's weird how the Nazis keep showing up to events in rental trucks, right ?
In completely unrelated news, here's an old reddit thread about securing your uhaul with a solid, difficult to pick or break, lock.
www.reddit.com/r/LockPickin...
In completely unrelated news, here's an old reddit thread about securing your uhaul with a solid, difficult to pick or break, lock.
www.reddit.com/r/LockPickin...
Padlock for UHaul (overnight)
www.reddit.com
June 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's weird how the Nazis keep showing up to events in rental trucks, right ?
In completely unrelated news, here's an old reddit thread about securing your uhaul with a solid, difficult to pick or break, lock.
www.reddit.com/r/LockPickin...
In completely unrelated news, here's an old reddit thread about securing your uhaul with a solid, difficult to pick or break, lock.
www.reddit.com/r/LockPickin...
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Thank you for the stern scolding but it’s actually possible to both enjoy two malignant rich fucks viciously falling out and understand it doesn’t fix every problem immediately.
PSA: Do not let the Musk & Trump feud distract you from the fact that both want to rob us of basic healthcare, civil rights, & economic security—all while lining the pockets of billionaires.
This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.
This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.
June 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thank you for the stern scolding but it’s actually possible to both enjoy two malignant rich fucks viciously falling out and understand it doesn’t fix every problem immediately.
So, I do have *one* suggested change.
June 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So, I do have *one* suggested change.
Why do you fucking think they're on the rise?
June 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Why do you fucking think they're on the rise?
Looks like traffic on I-70 is about to pick up.
May 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Looks like traffic on I-70 is about to pick up.
Me: Starbucks is the only option for coffee at the airport. I'm not standing in line for shit coffee.
Helpful Dad Energy Guy: You can get it in a minute if you use the app!
Me: I'm not downloading an app for shit coffee, either.
Helpful Dad Energy Guy: You can get it in a minute if you use the app!
Me: I'm not downloading an app for shit coffee, either.
May 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Me: Starbucks is the only option for coffee at the airport. I'm not standing in line for shit coffee.
Helpful Dad Energy Guy: You can get it in a minute if you use the app!
Me: I'm not downloading an app for shit coffee, either.
Helpful Dad Energy Guy: You can get it in a minute if you use the app!
Me: I'm not downloading an app for shit coffee, either.
Ted's just mad that Trump won't let him take it for a spin to Cancun the next time his constituents need him.
Ted Cruz: "I also think the plane poses significant espionage and surveillance problems ... I certainly have concerns."
May 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ted's just mad that Trump won't let him take it for a spin to Cancun the next time his constituents need him.
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The anticipation is papalable.
May 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The anticipation is papalable.
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<White Smoke>
Cardinal announces new Pope
"Our new pope is, and there's a drive by Castellanos. That'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."
Cardinal announces new Pope
"Our new pope is, and there's a drive by Castellanos. That'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."
May 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
<White Smoke>
Cardinal announces new Pope
"Our new pope is, and there's a drive by Castellanos. That'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."
Cardinal announces new Pope
"Our new pope is, and there's a drive by Castellanos. That'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."
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This was the best ending to a game I've seen in a long time! #HeyHeyHeyHey
May 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This was the best ending to a game I've seen in a long time! #HeyHeyHeyHey
This is some amazing "I'm taking my ball and going home" stuff here. The San Antonio fire union was told that they have to comply with the same rules as everyone else, and got mad because they had already spent $4000 on T-shirts.
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
'Their problem, not mine': Fiesta Flambeau holds firm on participation cap
The firefighters' union pulled out of the Fiesta event after learning groups are limited to 25 marchers each. Flambeau organizers aren't budging.
www.expressnews.com
May 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is some amazing "I'm taking my ball and going home" stuff here. The San Antonio fire union was told that they have to comply with the same rules as everyone else, and got mad because they had already spent $4000 on T-shirts.
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
www.expressnews.com/news/article...
#HeyHeyHeyHey! That's a few in a row!
April 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
#HeyHeyHeyHey! That's a few in a row!
I am "pretty pleased with the purchase of this new pepper mill" years old.
April 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I am "pretty pleased with the purchase of this new pepper mill" years old.
My son: My teacher has deer on her farm and the doe is pregnant. I can't wait to see the fawns.
Me: when you see them make sure you say:"
Me: when you see them make sure you say:"
a man in a leather jacket is standing in a doorway holding a gun .
Alt: a man in a leather jacket is standing in a doorway giving a thumbs up and saying "Eyyyyyyy." The man is The Fonz, the pinnacle of 1950s coolness, as viewed through the lens of 1970s television sitcoms.
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My son: My teacher has deer on her farm and the doe is pregnant. I can't wait to see the fawns.
Me: when you see them make sure you say:"
Me: when you see them make sure you say:"
Watch me type in Calibri, Ariel, and Robot on OnlySans
Watch me do html for my Eve Plumb fansite, OnlyJans
April 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Watch me type in Calibri, Ariel, and Robot on OnlySans
Are you headed to San Antonio for the #FinalFour? If so, please don't eat shitty tourist food on the Riverwalk. Here's a good, beverage, and fun guide my wife and I made for folks visiting our neighborhood.
wanderlog.com/view/akwniwp...
wanderlog.com/view/akwniwp...
Priya & Al's Guide to San Antonio – Wanderlog
Alan Bush's travel guide for San Antonio with 46 favorite places to visit
wanderlog.com
April 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Are you headed to San Antonio for the #FinalFour? If so, please don't eat shitty tourist food on the Riverwalk. Here's a good, beverage, and fun guide my wife and I made for folks visiting our neighborhood.
wanderlog.com/view/akwniwp...
wanderlog.com/view/akwniwp...