Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
I think it actually is!
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I think it actually is!
You should always feel pretty
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You should always feel pretty
It would be my pleasure...
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It would be my pleasure...
Om actual g. Just tell me where!
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Om actual g. Just tell me where!
You owe us nothing. Be kind to yourself 🫂
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You owe us nothing. Be kind to yourself 🫂
I would be running towards you. This should be easy to do
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I would be running towards you. This should be easy to do
It was a long time ago. I'm fine!
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It was a long time ago. I'm fine!
Ah I see! I once had an irl stalker and it's so fucking draining. I hope she seeks help.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ah I see! I once had an irl stalker and it's so fucking draining. I hope she seeks help.
Omg I feel like I'm only scratching the surface of the absolute shit female VAs have to put up with. I'm so sorry.
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Omg I feel like I'm only scratching the surface of the absolute shit female VAs have to put up with. I'm so sorry.
Girls doing sex with men is famously gay.
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Girls doing sex with men is famously gay.
I usually am right now but that's ok.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I usually am right now but that's ok.
"Babe you know you've gotta be and let your light shine through. And don't let anybody tell you what to do. 'Cause babe you gotta be, you gotta be."
This song always reminds me of you.
youtu.be/-34Z21pozb4?...
This song always reminds me of you.
youtu.be/-34Z21pozb4?...
Cool Waves
YouTube video by Spiritualized - Topic
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Babe you know you've gotta be and let your light shine through. And don't let anybody tell you what to do. 'Cause babe you gotta be, you gotta be."
This song always reminds me of you.
youtu.be/-34Z21pozb4?...
This song always reminds me of you.
youtu.be/-34Z21pozb4?...
That you're not beating honourable suitors off with a stick is, for me, the single most compelling argument for the non-existence of god. 🫂
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
That you're not beating honourable suitors off with a stick is, for me, the single most compelling argument for the non-existence of god. 🫂
I love your lewds but I love your wellbeing more. Just go at whatever pace works for you. You owe us nothing. 🫂
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I love your lewds but I love your wellbeing more. Just go at whatever pace works for you. You owe us nothing. 🫂
But with the heart of a dragon
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
But with the heart of a dragon
A queen is never smol
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A queen is never smol