Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him
Likes: hot people with hot voices
Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that
About you: mdni
Additional: the 't' is silent
The Manic Street Preachers are one of those bands who exist principally to provide a working definition of the phrase "not as good as they used to be" but this is SUCH a fucking banger. Getting a Scandi guest vocalist helps, which is true of any situation.
youtu.be/SSIKu2y7Wa4?...
youtu.be/SSIKu2y7Wa4?...
Manic Street Preachers ft. Nina Persson - Your Love Alone Is Not Enough [2007]
YouTube video by Raul Parez Roldan
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Manic Street Preachers are one of those bands who exist principally to provide a working definition of the phrase "not as good as they used to be" but this is SUCH a fucking banger. Getting a Scandi guest vocalist helps, which is true of any situation.
youtu.be/SSIKu2y7Wa4?...
youtu.be/SSIKu2y7Wa4?...
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November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I missed Thursday this week
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I missed Thursday this week
Good morning sleepyheads it's shower time
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Good morning sleepyheads it's shower time
I missed Thursday this week
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I missed Thursday this week
Doesn't get better than a Steps medley, does it?
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Doesn't get better than a Steps medley, does it?
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November 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
COMMS ARE OPEN!
Ya girl needs money so... half proce ramble faps (eg; 30min ramble would be £90)
Quote code: XMASRAMBLE when you order
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Absolutely insane first day at the Ashes. Haven't seen so much frenzied action down under in years.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Absolutely insane first day at the Ashes. Haven't seen so much frenzied action down under in years.
Another funeral today : (
Look after yourselves, and that's an order. Your life is more precious than you could possibly imagine.
Look after yourselves, and that's an order. Your life is more precious than you could possibly imagine.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Another funeral today : (
Look after yourselves, and that's an order. Your life is more precious than you could possibly imagine.
Look after yourselves, and that's an order. Your life is more precious than you could possibly imagine.
This is genius. Evil genius, but genius nonetheless.
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Writer: TheShyTributeGuy
Art @artistscouch.bsky.social
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Writer: TheShyTributeGuy
Art @artistscouch.bsky.social
Links ⬇️
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is genius. Evil genius, but genius nonetheless.
If you've ever wondered what's missing in your life it'll be Sunsets. The phrase "beautiful inside and out" was invented for her.
Awww I hit 600 followers on Bluesky 😉 thank you for being a wonderful community ❤️
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you've ever wondered what's missing in your life it'll be Sunsets. The phrase "beautiful inside and out" was invented for her.
I went to a famous footballer's house today and fuck me it was ridiculous. After the revolution such things will be nationalised and redistributed to the audio community.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I went to a famous footballer's house today and fuck me it was ridiculous. After the revolution such things will be nationalised and redistributed to the audio community.
Tuesday things, such as they are
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tuesday things, such as they are
I'm sorry but I see no other way around this: you're just going to have to put my hoodie on and ride me until you start to feel warmer I DON'T MAKE THE RULES
UK weather: Snow and ice warnings issued by Met Office as -12C forecast - BBC Weather share.google/3UhLxmgiuNRF...
UK weather: Snow and ice warnings issued by Met Office as -12C forecast - BBC Weather share.google/3UhLxmgiuNRF...
UK weather: Snow and ice warnings issued by Met Office as -12C forecast
The weather has turned colder with the risk of snow and ice in parts of the UK as Simon King explains.
share.google
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I'm sorry but I see no other way around this: you're just going to have to put my hoodie on and ride me until you start to feel warmer I DON'T MAKE THE RULES
UK weather: Snow and ice warnings issued by Met Office as -12C forecast - BBC Weather share.google/3UhLxmgiuNRF...
UK weather: Snow and ice warnings issued by Met Office as -12C forecast - BBC Weather share.google/3UhLxmgiuNRF...
Guys let's buy virgo a toaster before she burns her house down
As requested: ive put one on my throne 😆😆😆
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November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Guys let's buy virgo a toaster before she burns her house down
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heres a little preview for tonight's audio AND some tags.
Play with me... you wont last long but at least you tried, right? I have my toy in and my fingers are making gentle circles on my clit. you can take hearing me cum and not cumming yourself... can't you 🤭
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Play with me... you wont last long but at least you tried, right? I have my toy in and my fingers are making gentle circles on my clit. you can take hearing me cum and not cumming yourself... can't you 🤭
Early Access on SubbyStar
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
heres a little preview for tonight's audio AND some tags.
Play with me... you wont last long but at least you tried, right? I have my toy in and my fingers are making gentle circles on my clit. you can take hearing me cum and not cumming yourself... can't you 🤭
Early Access on SubbyStar
Play with me... you wont last long but at least you tried, right? I have my toy in and my fingers are making gentle circles on my clit. you can take hearing me cum and not cumming yourself... can't you 🤭
Early Access on SubbyStar
Ok fine I'll get up but I'm only wearing mono
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ok fine I'll get up but I'm only wearing mono
I dare you. I double dare you.
Today.... follow the rules and we'll see how strong you really are
An early access JOI over on Star for all tiers
"You really thought you could do NNN... with me? Oh babe. You poor thing"
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An early access JOI over on Star for all tiers
"You really thought you could do NNN... with me? Oh babe. You poor thing"
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November 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I dare you. I double dare you.
Why aren't you sitting on my face right now I mean good morning. Have some mono.
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Why aren't you sitting on my face right now I mean good morning. Have some mono.
Don't feel bad about reposting thirst traps. Think of it as deja woo.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Don't feel bad about reposting thirst traps. Think of it as deja woo.
Sunday is a verb. Would anyone like to come and play sunday?
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Sunday is a verb. Would anyone like to come and play sunday?
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A caretaker of an ill mother
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Asking you to find some content you like.
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An artist
A musician
A caretaker of an ill mother
A caretaker of animals
A being who relies on SNAP
A freelancer who just watched their health insurance become unaffordable
Just a girl
Asking you to find some content you like.
And spread the word.
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Went to the pet shop this morning to buy a 'pizzle' for a dog I'm looking after today and I don't know how else to put this but I have literally just watched a hungry bitch eagerly devour her bull's cock.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Went to the pet shop this morning to buy a 'pizzle' for a dog I'm looking after today and I don't know how else to put this but I have literally just watched a hungry bitch eagerly devour her bull's cock.
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