Alastair Ballentyne
@alballentyne.bsky.social
🧿 Spirituality, Positivity
🔮 Creativity, Hope
🧲 Personal Growth
🏄♂️ Expansive Living
🚫 I don’t DM for service offers
👇 Connect work and w/ me
🌍 alastairballentyne.com
🔮 Creativity, Hope
🧲 Personal Growth
🏄♂️ Expansive Living
🚫 I don’t DM for service offers
👇 Connect work and w/ me
🌍 alastairballentyne.com
Reposted by Alastair Ballentyne
it’s that time in Venus’ cycle when Inanna has passed through the seven gates, surrendered her divine power and is struck dead by the underworld gods for her pride and hung from a hook like a piece of meat. it will take Ninšubara’s devotion and Enki’s life giving water and plant to revive her
March 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
it’s that time in Venus’ cycle when Inanna has passed through the seven gates, surrendered her divine power and is struck dead by the underworld gods for her pride and hung from a hook like a piece of meat. it will take Ninšubara’s devotion and Enki’s life giving water and plant to revive her
Reposted by Alastair Ballentyne
📝Crystals that help with Mercury retrograde:
- bookmark/screenshot this-
💎labradorite
💎black tourmaline
💎hematite
💎amazonite
💎lapis lazuli
💎aquamarine
💎fluorite
💎clear quartz
💎shungite
- bookmark/screenshot this-
💎labradorite
💎black tourmaline
💎hematite
💎amazonite
💎lapis lazuli
💎aquamarine
💎fluorite
💎clear quartz
💎shungite
March 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
📝Crystals that help with Mercury retrograde:
- bookmark/screenshot this-
💎labradorite
💎black tourmaline
💎hematite
💎amazonite
💎lapis lazuli
💎aquamarine
💎fluorite
💎clear quartz
💎shungite
- bookmark/screenshot this-
💎labradorite
💎black tourmaline
💎hematite
💎amazonite
💎lapis lazuli
💎aquamarine
💎fluorite
💎clear quartz
💎shungite
I wish more people could be in touch with this wisdom as I’ve been on the receiving end of that expectation.
I always said, if someone made me choose, I would choose the thing/person that didn’t.
This was a lesson I learned age 10, the details I shall spare from the public conversation.
I always said, if someone made me choose, I would choose the thing/person that didn’t.
This was a lesson I learned age 10, the details I shall spare from the public conversation.
True love does not ask you to martyr yourself to sustain it.
March 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I wish more people could be in touch with this wisdom as I’ve been on the receiving end of that expectation.
I always said, if someone made me choose, I would choose the thing/person that didn’t.
This was a lesson I learned age 10, the details I shall spare from the public conversation.
I always said, if someone made me choose, I would choose the thing/person that didn’t.
This was a lesson I learned age 10, the details I shall spare from the public conversation.
Anyone remember that petition to rename fire ants ‘Spicy Bois’?
I think about this often. A tragic missed opportunity.
We will not be remembered kindly by the historians.
I think about this often. A tragic missed opportunity.
We will not be remembered kindly by the historians.
February 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Anyone remember that petition to rename fire ants ‘Spicy Bois’?
I think about this often. A tragic missed opportunity.
We will not be remembered kindly by the historians.
I think about this often. A tragic missed opportunity.
We will not be remembered kindly by the historians.
No one:
Facebook Spiritualists:
PLUTO CREATED AUTISM
Buy my *currently* £888 (valued at £88888) pack of essential oils, extracts and boudoir pics to cure autism and remove Pluto from ‘your experience’
It must be true if a scared/angry hot person with something to sell you shares it on socials
Facebook Spiritualists:
PLUTO CREATED AUTISM
Buy my *currently* £888 (valued at £88888) pack of essential oils, extracts and boudoir pics to cure autism and remove Pluto from ‘your experience’
It must be true if a scared/angry hot person with something to sell you shares it on socials
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
No one:
Facebook Spiritualists:
PLUTO CREATED AUTISM
Buy my *currently* £888 (valued at £88888) pack of essential oils, extracts and boudoir pics to cure autism and remove Pluto from ‘your experience’
It must be true if a scared/angry hot person with something to sell you shares it on socials
Facebook Spiritualists:
PLUTO CREATED AUTISM
Buy my *currently* £888 (valued at £88888) pack of essential oils, extracts and boudoir pics to cure autism and remove Pluto from ‘your experience’
It must be true if a scared/angry hot person with something to sell you shares it on socials
Give It to You
Ziggy Phunk · Give It to You · Song · 2016
open.spotify.com
February 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reposted by Alastair Ballentyne
Men who are in-tuned and open to astrology, planetary energies and overall woo woo activities exude
extremely large p*nis energy!
extremely large p*nis energy!
February 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Men who are in-tuned and open to astrology, planetary energies and overall woo woo activities exude
extremely large p*nis energy!
extremely large p*nis energy!
Someone said to me this week - what would your inner Billy Butcher do?
This was in reference to making a big decision, now any time I’ve had an anxious or errant orphaned thought since I hear:
Well well well, if it isn’t the invisible c**t.
This was in reference to making a big decision, now any time I’ve had an anxious or errant orphaned thought since I hear:
Well well well, if it isn’t the invisible c**t.
January 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Someone said to me this week - what would your inner Billy Butcher do?
This was in reference to making a big decision, now any time I’ve had an anxious or errant orphaned thought since I hear:
Well well well, if it isn’t the invisible c**t.
This was in reference to making a big decision, now any time I’ve had an anxious or errant orphaned thought since I hear:
Well well well, if it isn’t the invisible c**t.
Glastonbury you delicious bastard.
Best trip yet, a lot of magic can happen when you go somewhere by yourself and just hang out.
Lots of ideas, lots of confirmations, lots of changes, and my express purpose to turn the page was recognised by the gods.
I will be back soon and probably for longer.
Best trip yet, a lot of magic can happen when you go somewhere by yourself and just hang out.
Lots of ideas, lots of confirmations, lots of changes, and my express purpose to turn the page was recognised by the gods.
I will be back soon and probably for longer.
January 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Glastonbury you delicious bastard.
Best trip yet, a lot of magic can happen when you go somewhere by yourself and just hang out.
Lots of ideas, lots of confirmations, lots of changes, and my express purpose to turn the page was recognised by the gods.
I will be back soon and probably for longer.
Best trip yet, a lot of magic can happen when you go somewhere by yourself and just hang out.
Lots of ideas, lots of confirmations, lots of changes, and my express purpose to turn the page was recognised by the gods.
I will be back soon and probably for longer.
I’ve been using this far too much recently to react to things I approve of.
I don’t intend to stop either.
I don’t intend to stop either.
January 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ve been using this far too much recently to react to things I approve of.
I don’t intend to stop either.
I don’t intend to stop either.
I’m an ultra rad turbo man.
No one sits above me or can even contemplate the heights of my masculine prowess without spontaneously immediately making a mess of their pants or becoming pregnant.
You have been warned.
🤣
No one sits above me or can even contemplate the heights of my masculine prowess without spontaneously immediately making a mess of their pants or becoming pregnant.
You have been warned.
🤣
January 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m an ultra rad turbo man.
No one sits above me or can even contemplate the heights of my masculine prowess without spontaneously immediately making a mess of their pants or becoming pregnant.
You have been warned.
🤣
No one sits above me or can even contemplate the heights of my masculine prowess without spontaneously immediately making a mess of their pants or becoming pregnant.
You have been warned.
🤣
I will take this as a sag mars conjunct Jupiter in cap. Sag Neptune is also part of this conjunction.
A Late night kinda subject for the late night post😜
Ladies,
Air Mars signs men are packing. 🍆
Also Fire Mars signs🍆
Also Men w Mars and Jupiter connections🍆
Mars in Sag (w Jupiter aspects)🍆
Mars trine Saturn 🍆
Mars sextile Saturn🍆
Also 8th H ruled by Jupiter🍆
Ladies,
Air Mars signs men are packing. 🍆
Also Fire Mars signs🍆
Also Men w Mars and Jupiter connections🍆
Mars in Sag (w Jupiter aspects)🍆
Mars trine Saturn 🍆
Mars sextile Saturn🍆
Also 8th H ruled by Jupiter🍆
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I will take this as a sag mars conjunct Jupiter in cap. Sag Neptune is also part of this conjunction.
Full moon in cancer session over on TicTac tonight kicking off time window 8:30-9pm uk.
Find me at ‘alballentyne’
Also, if you want to stay in the loop beyond social media, have you joined my email list?
Sign up here:
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Find me at ‘alballentyne’
Also, if you want to stay in the loop beyond social media, have you joined my email list?
Sign up here:
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January 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Full moon in cancer session over on TicTac tonight kicking off time window 8:30-9pm uk.
Find me at ‘alballentyne’
Also, if you want to stay in the loop beyond social media, have you joined my email list?
Sign up here:
alastairballentyne.com/mailinglist
Find me at ‘alballentyne’
Also, if you want to stay in the loop beyond social media, have you joined my email list?
Sign up here:
alastairballentyne.com/mailinglist
Reposted by Alastair Ballentyne
my baby astro student tips, no matter which kind u end up persuing:
master planets first, then signs. aspects should be part of learning signs
luminaries first > personal planets > social > outers
learn multiple zodiacs and practice with sidereal and tropical ones concurrently
track the moon
master planets first, then signs. aspects should be part of learning signs
luminaries first > personal planets > social > outers
learn multiple zodiacs and practice with sidereal and tropical ones concurrently
track the moon
January 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
my baby astro student tips, no matter which kind u end up persuing:
master planets first, then signs. aspects should be part of learning signs
luminaries first > personal planets > social > outers
learn multiple zodiacs and practice with sidereal and tropical ones concurrently
track the moon
master planets first, then signs. aspects should be part of learning signs
luminaries first > personal planets > social > outers
learn multiple zodiacs and practice with sidereal and tropical ones concurrently
track the moon
Sometimes when the snowglobe of life is all shaken up, you can’t see the path ahead until it settles.
Don’t get caught in the trap of self-pressure to move ahead.
So whatever it is, let it play out, bide your time, be open to ideas, then you will know when it’s time to act.
Don’t get caught in the trap of self-pressure to move ahead.
So whatever it is, let it play out, bide your time, be open to ideas, then you will know when it’s time to act.
January 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Sometimes when the snowglobe of life is all shaken up, you can’t see the path ahead until it settles.
Don’t get caught in the trap of self-pressure to move ahead.
So whatever it is, let it play out, bide your time, be open to ideas, then you will know when it’s time to act.
Don’t get caught in the trap of self-pressure to move ahead.
So whatever it is, let it play out, bide your time, be open to ideas, then you will know when it’s time to act.
Reposted by Alastair Ballentyne
If pervasive criticism of the views of other people is necessary to your posts, perhaps consider whether your own view is inherently substantiated of its own merit for you with which to begin. Am I talking about politics or astrology? Hey, it works in both worlds 😂🤣😂🤣
January 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If pervasive criticism of the views of other people is necessary to your posts, perhaps consider whether your own view is inherently substantiated of its own merit for you with which to begin. Am I talking about politics or astrology? Hey, it works in both worlds 😂🤣😂🤣
There’s a lot of weird stuff going on with social media and more to come.
Clearly it is time to launch a mailing list, so if you want to stay in touch beyond social media, this is how!
When you join you will get 4 welcome emails over a few days.
Join here:
www.alastairballentyne.com/mailinglist
Clearly it is time to launch a mailing list, so if you want to stay in touch beyond social media, this is how!
When you join you will get 4 welcome emails over a few days.
Join here:
www.alastairballentyne.com/mailinglist
Join my mailing list
Stay in touch and up to date without social media, as it is getting WEIRD out there.
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January 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
There’s a lot of weird stuff going on with social media and more to come.
Clearly it is time to launch a mailing list, so if you want to stay in touch beyond social media, this is how!
When you join you will get 4 welcome emails over a few days.
Join here:
www.alastairballentyne.com/mailinglist
Clearly it is time to launch a mailing list, so if you want to stay in touch beyond social media, this is how!
When you join you will get 4 welcome emails over a few days.
Join here:
www.alastairballentyne.com/mailinglist
I’m all for power to the people but the issue is a lot of people are stupid and that’s why we can’t have nice things. 🧐
January 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I’m all for power to the people but the issue is a lot of people are stupid and that’s why we can’t have nice things. 🧐
What, if anything really truly matters, if we could all be destined to become crabs in the end?
www.popsci.com/story/animal...
www.popsci.com/story/animal...
Why everything eventually becomes a crab
The crab shape has evolved so many times that scientists had to come up with a special term for it: carcinization.
www.popsci.com
January 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What, if anything really truly matters, if we could all be destined to become crabs in the end?
www.popsci.com/story/animal...
www.popsci.com/story/animal...
Reposted by Alastair Ballentyne
It takes a wild amount of mental gymnastics to justify siding with people who ban books and threaten to jail journalists in the name of 'free expression.'
January 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It takes a wild amount of mental gymnastics to justify siding with people who ban books and threaten to jail journalists in the name of 'free expression.'
Reposted by Alastair Ballentyne
Your political choices are your spirituality in action. Don't let anyone tell you as a "spiritual" person that politics are beneath you, or low vibe, or any other kind of bullshit like that. #operatefromjoy #spirituality #astrology #resist #dem #notmeus #feelthebern
January 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Your political choices are your spirituality in action. Don't let anyone tell you as a "spiritual" person that politics are beneath you, or low vibe, or any other kind of bullshit like that. #operatefromjoy #spirituality #astrology #resist #dem #notmeus #feelthebern
Meta and Xitter are at best a goldfish bowl.
I find it so weird to see how folks are totally brainwashed claiming to be free etc.
It’s a bizarre time in our social landscape and I’d be more glib if the whole thing wasn’t causing massive harm to society.
I find it so weird to see how folks are totally brainwashed claiming to be free etc.
It’s a bizarre time in our social landscape and I’d be more glib if the whole thing wasn’t causing massive harm to society.
January 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Meta and Xitter are at best a goldfish bowl.
I find it so weird to see how folks are totally brainwashed claiming to be free etc.
It’s a bizarre time in our social landscape and I’d be more glib if the whole thing wasn’t causing massive harm to society.
I find it so weird to see how folks are totally brainwashed claiming to be free etc.
It’s a bizarre time in our social landscape and I’d be more glib if the whole thing wasn’t causing massive harm to society.
Reposted by Alastair Ballentyne
Pay attention to the shift from Pisces Moon to Aries Moon this afternoon...this is the major ingress point of 2025, not just in regard to the Equinox, but also for Saturn and Neptune who will be in a long term not exact but sustained state of conjunction. If anything blows up today, find patterns.
January 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Pay attention to the shift from Pisces Moon to Aries Moon this afternoon...this is the major ingress point of 2025, not just in regard to the Equinox, but also for Saturn and Neptune who will be in a long term not exact but sustained state of conjunction. If anything blows up today, find patterns.
The 14:30 from King’s Cross to Edinburgh has no sausage rolls, the conductor conveyed his regrets at this news.
This is it. Bedlam. Collapse.
A brave new world may emerge, but not before we go through the eye of the needle.
This is it. Bedlam. Collapse.
A brave new world may emerge, but not before we go through the eye of the needle.
December 15, 2024 at 2:38 PM
The 14:30 from King’s Cross to Edinburgh has no sausage rolls, the conductor conveyed his regrets at this news.
This is it. Bedlam. Collapse.
A brave new world may emerge, but not before we go through the eye of the needle.
This is it. Bedlam. Collapse.
A brave new world may emerge, but not before we go through the eye of the needle.
It is Wednesday and you are my dude.
#itswednesdaymydudes
#itswednesdaymydudes
December 11, 2024 at 4:42 PM
It is Wednesday and you are my dude.
#itswednesdaymydudes
#itswednesdaymydudes