Alastair Ballentyne
@alballentyne.bsky.social
🧿 Spirituality, Positivity
🔮 Creativity, Hope
🧲 Personal Growth
🏄♂️ Expansive Living
🚫 I don’t DM for service offers
👇 Connect work and w/ me
🌍 alastairballentyne.com
🔮 Creativity, Hope
🧲 Personal Growth
🏄♂️ Expansive Living
🚫 I don’t DM for service offers
👇 Connect work and w/ me
🌍 alastairballentyne.com
No one:
Facebook Spiritualists:
PLUTO CREATED AUTISM
Buy my *currently* £888 (valued at £88888) pack of essential oils, extracts and boudoir pics to cure autism and remove Pluto from ‘your experience’
It must be true if a scared/angry hot person with something to sell you shares it on socials
Facebook Spiritualists:
PLUTO CREATED AUTISM
Buy my *currently* £888 (valued at £88888) pack of essential oils, extracts and boudoir pics to cure autism and remove Pluto from ‘your experience’
It must be true if a scared/angry hot person with something to sell you shares it on socials
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
No one:
Facebook Spiritualists:
PLUTO CREATED AUTISM
Buy my *currently* £888 (valued at £88888) pack of essential oils, extracts and boudoir pics to cure autism and remove Pluto from ‘your experience’
It must be true if a scared/angry hot person with something to sell you shares it on socials
Facebook Spiritualists:
PLUTO CREATED AUTISM
Buy my *currently* £888 (valued at £88888) pack of essential oils, extracts and boudoir pics to cure autism and remove Pluto from ‘your experience’
It must be true if a scared/angry hot person with something to sell you shares it on socials
Glastonbury you delicious bastard.
Best trip yet, a lot of magic can happen when you go somewhere by yourself and just hang out.
Lots of ideas, lots of confirmations, lots of changes, and my express purpose to turn the page was recognised by the gods.
I will be back soon and probably for longer.
Best trip yet, a lot of magic can happen when you go somewhere by yourself and just hang out.
Lots of ideas, lots of confirmations, lots of changes, and my express purpose to turn the page was recognised by the gods.
I will be back soon and probably for longer.
January 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Glastonbury you delicious bastard.
Best trip yet, a lot of magic can happen when you go somewhere by yourself and just hang out.
Lots of ideas, lots of confirmations, lots of changes, and my express purpose to turn the page was recognised by the gods.
I will be back soon and probably for longer.
Best trip yet, a lot of magic can happen when you go somewhere by yourself and just hang out.
Lots of ideas, lots of confirmations, lots of changes, and my express purpose to turn the page was recognised by the gods.
I will be back soon and probably for longer.
I’ve been using this far too much recently to react to things I approve of.
I don’t intend to stop either.
I don’t intend to stop either.
January 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ve been using this far too much recently to react to things I approve of.
I don’t intend to stop either.
I don’t intend to stop either.
I’m an ultra rad turbo man.
No one sits above me or can even contemplate the heights of my masculine prowess without spontaneously immediately making a mess of their pants or becoming pregnant.
You have been warned.
🤣
No one sits above me or can even contemplate the heights of my masculine prowess without spontaneously immediately making a mess of their pants or becoming pregnant.
You have been warned.
🤣
January 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m an ultra rad turbo man.
No one sits above me or can even contemplate the heights of my masculine prowess without spontaneously immediately making a mess of their pants or becoming pregnant.
You have been warned.
🤣
No one sits above me or can even contemplate the heights of my masculine prowess without spontaneously immediately making a mess of their pants or becoming pregnant.
You have been warned.
🤣
Full moon in cancer session over on TicTac tonight kicking off time window 8:30-9pm uk.
Find me at ‘alballentyne’
Also, if you want to stay in the loop beyond social media, have you joined my email list?
Sign up here:
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Find me at ‘alballentyne’
Also, if you want to stay in the loop beyond social media, have you joined my email list?
Sign up here:
alastairballentyne.com/mailinglist
January 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Full moon in cancer session over on TicTac tonight kicking off time window 8:30-9pm uk.
Find me at ‘alballentyne’
Also, if you want to stay in the loop beyond social media, have you joined my email list?
Sign up here:
alastairballentyne.com/mailinglist
Find me at ‘alballentyne’
Also, if you want to stay in the loop beyond social media, have you joined my email list?
Sign up here:
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Sometimes when the snowglobe of life is all shaken up, you can’t see the path ahead until it settles.
Don’t get caught in the trap of self-pressure to move ahead.
So whatever it is, let it play out, bide your time, be open to ideas, then you will know when it’s time to act.
Don’t get caught in the trap of self-pressure to move ahead.
So whatever it is, let it play out, bide your time, be open to ideas, then you will know when it’s time to act.
January 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Sometimes when the snowglobe of life is all shaken up, you can’t see the path ahead until it settles.
Don’t get caught in the trap of self-pressure to move ahead.
So whatever it is, let it play out, bide your time, be open to ideas, then you will know when it’s time to act.
Don’t get caught in the trap of self-pressure to move ahead.
So whatever it is, let it play out, bide your time, be open to ideas, then you will know when it’s time to act.
I’m all for power to the people but the issue is a lot of people are stupid and that’s why we can’t have nice things. 🧐
January 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I’m all for power to the people but the issue is a lot of people are stupid and that’s why we can’t have nice things. 🧐
It is Wednesday and you are my dude.
#itswednesdaymydudes
#itswednesdaymydudes
December 11, 2024 at 4:42 PM
It is Wednesday and you are my dude.
#itswednesdaymydudes
#itswednesdaymydudes
December 9, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Save yourself some money on spiritual dating coaches and ask yourself deeper questions!
Less magical thinking = more personal agency
Less magical thinking = more personal agency
December 8, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Save yourself some money on spiritual dating coaches and ask yourself deeper questions!
Less magical thinking = more personal agency
Less magical thinking = more personal agency
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I am talking to the builders, dreamers, visionaries, those who have had a concept placed upon them by others and want to cast it all off.
This is our time. Those forced into the margins of the old world let’s create the new.
#spirituality #tarot #astrology #positivevibes #evolution
I am talking to the builders, dreamers, visionaries, those who have had a concept placed upon them by others and want to cast it all off.
This is our time. Those forced into the margins of the old world let’s create the new.
#spirituality #tarot #astrology #positivevibes #evolution
December 1, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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I am talking to the builders, dreamers, visionaries, those who have had a concept placed upon them by others and want to cast it all off.
This is our time. Those forced into the margins of the old world let’s create the new.
#spirituality #tarot #astrology #positivevibes #evolution
I am talking to the builders, dreamers, visionaries, those who have had a concept placed upon them by others and want to cast it all off.
This is our time. Those forced into the margins of the old world let’s create the new.
#spirituality #tarot #astrology #positivevibes #evolution
This mercury retrograde has been very much a season of ‘get your shit together’ - which may have something to do with recent personal changes. Or my 6th house.
Either way, it’s working for me.
Either way, it’s working for me.
November 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
This mercury retrograde has been very much a season of ‘get your shit together’ - which may have something to do with recent personal changes. Or my 6th house.
Either way, it’s working for me.
Either way, it’s working for me.
The world needs more positive focused, funny and irreverent people.
There’s a supply / demand issue.
I am not talking about ‘good vibes only’ - in that within it all, you can still see something ‘good’ - that is powerful.
Acknowledge that and amp it up.
Be the weird light the world needs.
There’s a supply / demand issue.
I am not talking about ‘good vibes only’ - in that within it all, you can still see something ‘good’ - that is powerful.
Acknowledge that and amp it up.
Be the weird light the world needs.
November 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
The world needs more positive focused, funny and irreverent people.
There’s a supply / demand issue.
I am not talking about ‘good vibes only’ - in that within it all, you can still see something ‘good’ - that is powerful.
Acknowledge that and amp it up.
Be the weird light the world needs.
There’s a supply / demand issue.
I am not talking about ‘good vibes only’ - in that within it all, you can still see something ‘good’ - that is powerful.
Acknowledge that and amp it up.
Be the weird light the world needs.
When it’s Sagittarius season and they say ‘I know a spot’
The spot:
The spot:
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
When it’s Sagittarius season and they say ‘I know a spot’
The spot:
The spot:
I’m bored of things having to be pathologised, shoehorned into a hashtag, trend or a form of personal branding 🐂💩
Half of the things we see online seek to pathologise everything and even more so dehumanises people.
It tends to help folks avoid accountability and demand the impossible from others?
Half of the things we see online seek to pathologise everything and even more so dehumanises people.
It tends to help folks avoid accountability and demand the impossible from others?
November 24, 2024 at 11:03 AM
I’m bored of things having to be pathologised, shoehorned into a hashtag, trend or a form of personal branding 🐂💩
Half of the things we see online seek to pathologise everything and even more so dehumanises people.
It tends to help folks avoid accountability and demand the impossible from others?
Half of the things we see online seek to pathologise everything and even more so dehumanises people.
It tends to help folks avoid accountability and demand the impossible from others?
I am so over this wankstain logic that has been polluting the internet these past few years.
I’m not sure why we are supposed to entertain or allow space for these folks who didn’t read shit in school now their whole worldview is based on trauma.
F**k off innit!
I’m not sure why we are supposed to entertain or allow space for these folks who didn’t read shit in school now their whole worldview is based on trauma.
F**k off innit!
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I am so over this wankstain logic that has been polluting the internet these past few years.
I’m not sure why we are supposed to entertain or allow space for these folks who didn’t read shit in school now their whole worldview is based on trauma.
F**k off innit!
I’m not sure why we are supposed to entertain or allow space for these folks who didn’t read shit in school now their whole worldview is based on trauma.
F**k off innit!
Them: You can’t hear pictures
Me:
Me:
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Them: You can’t hear pictures
Me:
Me:
Have you experienced
C O R N E L I U S?
A bargain. Life changing.
C O R N E L I U S?
A bargain. Life changing.
November 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Have you experienced
C O R N E L I U S?
A bargain. Life changing.
C O R N E L I U S?
A bargain. Life changing.
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Been a long time since I rock and rolled.
Playing in the pub where we all first got our start as teenagers after so long out of the game is something.
Many closing of the loops happening lately, there’s a deep vibe it’s wild.
#musician #spirituality #uk
Playing in the pub where we all first got our start as teenagers after so long out of the game is something.
Many closing of the loops happening lately, there’s a deep vibe it’s wild.
#musician #spirituality #uk
November 21, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Been a long time since I rock and rolled.
Playing in the pub where we all first got our start as teenagers after so long out of the game is something.
Many closing of the loops happening lately, there’s a deep vibe it’s wild.
#musician #spirituality #uk
Playing in the pub where we all first got our start as teenagers after so long out of the game is something.
Many closing of the loops happening lately, there’s a deep vibe it’s wild.
#musician #spirituality #uk
This is me from my other life as a musician… 2017 live on stage. Age 32.
Still have the guitar, jacket and vest.
The red pants and hair? Not so much 🤣
Still have the guitar, jacket and vest.
The red pants and hair? Not so much 🤣
November 20, 2024 at 9:26 AM
This is me from my other life as a musician… 2017 live on stage. Age 32.
Still have the guitar, jacket and vest.
The red pants and hair? Not so much 🤣
Still have the guitar, jacket and vest.
The red pants and hair? Not so much 🤣
This pic really captured the mood for me.
So many things changing all at once in the micro and macro.
Nothing matters anymore, and that bugs the hell out of me.
We’re so wound up by plastic BS and ignoring where we can to make the world better.
Might as well go and try to make a difference.
So many things changing all at once in the micro and macro.
Nothing matters anymore, and that bugs the hell out of me.
We’re so wound up by plastic BS and ignoring where we can to make the world better.
Might as well go and try to make a difference.
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 AM
This pic really captured the mood for me.
So many things changing all at once in the micro and macro.
Nothing matters anymore, and that bugs the hell out of me.
We’re so wound up by plastic BS and ignoring where we can to make the world better.
Might as well go and try to make a difference.
So many things changing all at once in the micro and macro.
Nothing matters anymore, and that bugs the hell out of me.
We’re so wound up by plastic BS and ignoring where we can to make the world better.
Might as well go and try to make a difference.
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Scorpio moon conjunct south node in the 5th house.
Hanging out in a stacked 5th with Pluto, Venus & Saturn.
Hanging out in a stacked 5th with Pluto, Venus & Saturn.
November 19, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Scorpio moon conjunct south node in the 5th house.
Hanging out in a stacked 5th with Pluto, Venus & Saturn.
Hanging out in a stacked 5th with Pluto, Venus & Saturn.