Alba Láte
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Jamón wars es lo nuevo de Netflix creo
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Jamón wars es lo nuevo de Netflix creo
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Literature is dead and no one reads anymore! I would still encourage you to make terrible life choices and become a writer anyway! Fuck a job, write poetry!
June 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Literature is dead and no one reads anymore! I would still encourage you to make terrible life choices and become a writer anyway! Fuck a job, write poetry!
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"All these many years into my life as a library card holder, I still walk into mine and think: I can take any of these books home with me? For FREE? Everyone should be talking about this!”
- Melissa Albert, author
#ReasonstoLoveLibraries
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- Melissa Albert, author
#ReasonstoLoveLibraries
bit.ly/3RGM52r
June 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"All these many years into my life as a library card holder, I still walk into mine and think: I can take any of these books home with me? For FREE? Everyone should be talking about this!”
- Melissa Albert, author
#ReasonstoLoveLibraries
bit.ly/3RGM52r
- Melissa Albert, author
#ReasonstoLoveLibraries
bit.ly/3RGM52r
@ahorrandoclick1.bsky.social con una pistola de juguete
Menor armado en Grancasa: "Soy un jeque árabe y este centro comercial es mío" heral.do/zzcwz1
Menor armado en Grancasa: "Soy un jeque árabe y este centro comercial es mío"
El joven, vecino de Tudela, fue detenido como presunto autor de un delito de desórdenes públicos tras empuñar un arma de juguete en el centro comercial de Zaragoza, donde desató la alarma.
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June 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@ahorrandoclick1.bsky.social con una pistola de juguete
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¿Interesado en recibir ingratitud ante cualquier esfuerzo que realices? ¡Descubre el concepto "familia" y lleva tu afición al límite!
May 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
¿Interesado en recibir ingratitud ante cualquier esfuerzo que realices? ¡Descubre el concepto "familia" y lleva tu afición al límite!
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He tenido ya varios compañeros de trabajo británicos de origen asiático y todos tienen el denominador común de estar tocados por la educación inglesa, sus simpáticas gentes y el bullying al que les han sometido las mismas. Pero ahora tengo un compañero de origen pakistaní que está completamente roto
May 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
He tenido ya varios compañeros de trabajo británicos de origen asiático y todos tienen el denominador común de estar tocados por la educación inglesa, sus simpáticas gentes y el bullying al que les han sometido las mismas. Pero ahora tengo un compañero de origen pakistaní que está completamente roto
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Una parodia disociada del humano de base, creada como defensa de una sociedad que ha canalizado su crueldad en un constante goteo de humillación y desprecio por el otro, hasta destruirlo completamente. Una paliza nazi a cámara lenta, si dejar marcas, y que ha durado toda la etapa escolar.
May 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Una parodia disociada del humano de base, creada como defensa de una sociedad que ha canalizado su crueldad en un constante goteo de humillación y desprecio por el otro, hasta destruirlo completamente. Una paliza nazi a cámara lenta, si dejar marcas, y que ha durado toda la etapa escolar.
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“If you have questions about these standards, please ask three different people and get three contradictory answers.” 😭
"These guidelines were written by almost-retired professors who never could have met these standards back in the 1980s, when all you needed for tenure was 1.5 publications and a bottle of scotch in your desk."
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Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
Since the founding of our august institution, we have awarded promotion and tenure based on how many pages of your research we could read before fa...
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May 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“If you have questions about these standards, please ask three different people and get three contradictory answers.” 😭
'Leave teaching', 'get out of education' and ' farming jobs nearby' are my top three fb groups
Teacher here. If you think your child's teacher loves their job, unfortunately you can guarantee that if they aren't already in the 'Leave teaching' facebook group, they will be by end of academic year
February 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
'Leave teaching', 'get out of education' and ' farming jobs nearby' are my top three fb groups
Vocabulary homework for today:
A little kiss = un piquito
"Witch hunt" = si de bueno que soy, soy tonto.
"False feminists" = Yo salí de dentro de una mujer! Tengo hijas! amigas! y... cosas en mi casa que terminan en -a, mesa! cafetera! sofá!
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A little kiss = un piquito
"Witch hunt" = si de bueno que soy, soy tonto.
"False feminists" = Yo salí de dentro de una mujer! Tengo hijas! amigas! y... cosas en mi casa que terminan en -a, mesa! cafetera! sofá!
Follow me for more Spanish lessons.
February 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Vocabulary homework for today:
A little kiss = un piquito
"Witch hunt" = si de bueno que soy, soy tonto.
"False feminists" = Yo salí de dentro de una mujer! Tengo hijas! amigas! y... cosas en mi casa que terminan en -a, mesa! cafetera! sofá!
Follow me for more Spanish lessons.
A little kiss = un piquito
"Witch hunt" = si de bueno que soy, soy tonto.
"False feminists" = Yo salí de dentro de una mujer! Tengo hijas! amigas! y... cosas en mi casa que terminan en -a, mesa! cafetera! sofá!
Follow me for more Spanish lessons.
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Why do I think I might be mentioned in this book? ;)
February 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Why do I think I might be mentioned in this book? ;)
"When kids get trans-ed, they’re sexualized inappropriately instead of appropriately"
"Somewhere, a thirty-four-year-old comedy writer is wearing a compression top and sipping a green tea. It’s anarchy. And it’s hurting the women, which is something that I definitely care about. Women should have at least three rights, I think."
Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
“An executive order President Donald Trump signed on his first day back in office offers a new federal government definition of the sexes that coul...
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February 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"When kids get trans-ed, they’re sexualized inappropriately instead of appropriately"
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"The form of disappointment that accompanies realizing that the snowy egret you have fleetingly but passionately admired from your Volvo on the highway is a plastic bag snagged on a tree."
Concepts for Which I Suspect Germans Have a Single Word
Dedicated to schadenfreude and fremdschämen - - - 1. The form of disappointment that accompanies realizing that the snowy egret you have fleetingly...
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February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"The form of disappointment that accompanies realizing that the snowy egret you have fleetingly but passionately admired from your Volvo on the highway is a plastic bag snagged on a tree."
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⚠️ SHOCKING: Two Celebrities Start Low Effort Podcast.
👇🏻 Watch, listen and share this harrowing #BrokenNews report.
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👇🏻 Watch, listen and share this harrowing #BrokenNews report.
youtu.be/aRfReU2qNs0?...
#BrokenNews - Two Celebrities To Start Podcast
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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January 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
⚠️ SHOCKING: Two Celebrities Start Low Effort Podcast.
👇🏻 Watch, listen and share this harrowing #BrokenNews report.
youtu.be/aRfReU2qNs0?...
👇🏻 Watch, listen and share this harrowing #BrokenNews report.
youtu.be/aRfReU2qNs0?...
It seems like it was yesterday!
Wanna feel old?
The Big Bang was 13.8 billion years ago!
The Big Bang was 13.8 billion years ago!
January 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It seems like it was yesterday!
I would highlight their spelling and grammar mistakes with a green pen and then ask them to rephrase. There'll surely be a better way to express it.
Writers…how would you respond to a negative/poor book review by one of your peers, friends, or family?
#writingcommunity #blacksky #bvm
#writingcommunity #blacksky #bvm
January 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I would highlight their spelling and grammar mistakes with a green pen and then ask them to rephrase. There'll surely be a better way to express it.
The importance of the classics: without the Altamira cavemen Picasso wouldn't exist.
December 28, 2024 at 10:45 AM
The importance of the classics: without the Altamira cavemen Picasso wouldn't exist.