Andy Lauwasser
@alauwasser.bsky.social
I don't tell jokes to make you laugh. I tell them so I don't have to be alone with them.
Not falling for this one again...
a man in a suit is saying `` take a seat '' while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit is saying `` take a seat '' while sitting at a table .
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December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Not falling for this one again...
All I want is a Scott Aukerman action figure, but backwards in the box and labeled as "Young Michael Caine in Austin Powers: Goldmember" but I guess that's too much to ask...
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
All I want is a Scott Aukerman action figure, but backwards in the box and labeled as "Young Michael Caine in Austin Powers: Goldmember" but I guess that's too much to ask...
??? First I'm hearing of it...
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
??? First I'm hearing of it...
The 2000 movie "Cruel Intentions 2," a re-cut of a TV adaption-turned sequel to "Cruel Intentions," which was adapted from "Dangerous Liaisons," a film adapted from a Broadway play that itself was an adaptation of an 18th century French novel, was produced by a company called "Original Film."
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The 2000 movie "Cruel Intentions 2," a re-cut of a TV adaption-turned sequel to "Cruel Intentions," which was adapted from "Dangerous Liaisons," a film adapted from a Broadway play that itself was an adaptation of an 18th century French novel, was produced by a company called "Original Film."
Honestly, it's the safety goggles for me...
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Honestly, it's the safety goggles for me...
Murder Hornets 2.0 ffs
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Murder Hornets 2.0 ffs
It was me, actually. But I had a supervisor with a strict "No Whimsey" policy
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It was me, actually. But I had a supervisor with a strict "No Whimsey" policy
One Cattle After Another
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
One Cattle After Another
Can I just say when I saw that post said "fem tard" I was not expecting it to translate to something non-edgelord...
October 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Can I just say when I saw that post said "fem tard" I was not expecting it to translate to something non-edgelord...
Which is why I have never had a threesome with Percy and Byron to this day!
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Which is why I have never had a threesome with Percy and Byron to this day!
If you need a witness statement, my imaginary friend saw the whole thing.
October 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you need a witness statement, my imaginary friend saw the whole thing.
Now we both have to live with this image...
October 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Now we both have to live with this image...
Courtney Cox's Baby Bangs in Scream 3
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Courtney Cox's Baby Bangs in Scream 3
99 Nights in the Forest? My cousin got me hooked. It's really great gameplay design.
September 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
99 Nights in the Forest? My cousin got me hooked. It's really great gameplay design.
Who amongst us doesn't have innocent running jokes with their pals about trafficking women?
September 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Who amongst us doesn't have innocent running jokes with their pals about trafficking women?
Catching up on these and I gotta say this one feels more Al Swerengen to me...
September 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Catching up on these and I gotta say this one feels more Al Swerengen to me...
And when "The Wizard" showed us all how to get that warp whistle?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
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August 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
And when "The Wizard" showed us all how to get that warp whistle?
They cancelled a trip to Bedminster with short notice and no explanation. If he's not golfing on a holiday weekend, something is up. It's just a build up of a lot of little things.
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
They cancelled a trip to Bedminster with short notice and no explanation. If he's not golfing on a holiday weekend, something is up. It's just a build up of a lot of little things.
It did not consider Eternal Sunshine to be a comedy and I got hosed
August 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It did not consider Eternal Sunshine to be a comedy and I got hosed
I'm sorry, but the "Radio Free Trumaine" backdoor pilot was to be an offshoot of "Married... With Children," which was a beloved 20TH CENTURY TV series.
August 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm sorry, but the "Radio Free Trumaine" backdoor pilot was to be an offshoot of "Married... With Children," which was a beloved 20TH CENTURY TV series.
Weirdly enough, the first song that came to mind was "Car Wash."
August 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Weirdly enough, the first song that came to mind was "Car Wash."