Andy Lauwasser
@alauwasser.bsky.social
I don't tell jokes to make you laugh. I tell them so I don't have to be alone with them.
Fun fact: When I was between jobs, all I did was watch movies and write. Then I got a job with Team Aspect where all I do all day is watch movies and write... Not bad, huh?
10 years have flown by, but I'm still excited to get to go to work every day. How many people get to say that?
10 years have flown by, but I'm still excited to get to go to work every day. How many people get to say that?
April 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fun fact: When I was between jobs, all I did was watch movies and write. Then I got a job with Team Aspect where all I do all day is watch movies and write... Not bad, huh?
10 years have flown by, but I'm still excited to get to go to work every day. How many people get to say that?
10 years have flown by, but I'm still excited to get to go to work every day. How many people get to say that?
Accidentally rang in #pridemonth by buying a #subaru
June 4, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Accidentally rang in #pridemonth by buying a #subaru
And behold a pale horse, and his name that sat upon him was death. And Hell followed with him.
May 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM
And behold a pale horse, and his name that sat upon him was death. And Hell followed with him.
Decisions decisions...
May 22, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Decisions decisions...
When this dude shows up, you just know you're in for a good time...
May 2, 2024 at 7:28 PM
When this dude shows up, you just know you're in for a good time...
Don’t bother asking what I'm thinking about. The answer is always “Alyssa Milano in Double Dragon.”
January 19, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Don’t bother asking what I'm thinking about. The answer is always “Alyssa Milano in Double Dragon.”
Yes… That $2000 worth of honey baked ham was for my… clients… Yeah…
January 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Yes… That $2000 worth of honey baked ham was for my… clients… Yeah…
Asked the tarot reader what my love life would look like and this was the card she pulled. She tried to sell it as a good thing, but she forgot I have eyes.
December 8, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Asked the tarot reader what my love life would look like and this was the card she pulled. She tried to sell it as a good thing, but she forgot I have eyes.
Nothing gets between me and my snacking cheese...
November 7, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Nothing gets between me and my snacking cheese...