𝑪𝑼𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 & 𝑴𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑫. ||
@alastor.ruins.party
✧ N/SFW RP ACCOUNT
✧ MINORS / IRL ACCOUNTS DNI
✧ SELF-OC
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✧ SELF-OC
✧ PRIMARY ACCOUNT. REPLIES WILL BE MADE MORE FREQUENTLY AND FASTER HERE.
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is this...
is this normal for you guys?
is this normal for you guys?
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
is this...
is this normal for you guys?
is this normal for you guys?
[ ignoring how she wanted to giggle at 'ride'. ]
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[ ignoring how she wanted to giggle at 'ride'. ]
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wait can orion see these dreams being telepathic.
wait can orion see these dreams being telepathic.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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wait can orion see these dreams being telepathic.
wait can orion see these dreams being telepathic.
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[ literally walking back in with a coffee. ]
no it's okay i can come back later.
[ exiting. ]
no it's okay i can come back later.
[ exiting. ]
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[ literally walking back in with a coffee. ]
no it's okay i can come back later.
[ exiting. ]
no it's okay i can come back later.
[ exiting. ]
[ shuddering. ]
except for that.
except for that.
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
[ shuddering. ]
except for that.
except for that.
this whole office is slightly vile.
it's cozy.
it's cozy.
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this whole office is slightly vile.
it's cozy.
it's cozy.
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Watch me FLIP
a duck is swimming in a pond with a fence in the background
ALT: a duck is swimming in a pond with a fence in the background
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Watch me FLIP
ㅤ "Robert's gonna need a can of salt to draw a circle, at this point."
ㅤ "Robert's gonna need a can of salt to draw a circle, at this point."
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
ㅤ "Robert's gonna need a can of salt to draw a circle, at this point."
ㅤ "Robert's gonna need a can of salt to draw a circle, at this point."
You're an excuse.
Sounds like a bunch of excuses to me.
The property damage was because a shark jumped at me, not because I'm Grinching it up. Go do bee stuff and get off my back.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You're an excuse.
ㅤ "Yeah, I know," she grumbles. "It keeps trying to crawl down my arm, and it won't just fly off already, so I'm stuck just using my finger like a palm wall." Lifting slightly, looking at the bee closer... cute, fuzzy little bastard. "What's a 'sugar bee'?"
ㅤ "Yeah, I know," she grumbles. "It keeps trying to crawl down my arm, and it won't just fly off already, so I'm stuck just using my finger like a palm wall." Lifting slightly, looking at the bee closer... cute, fuzzy little bastard. "What's a 'sugar bee'?"
“You’re holding one of mine,” she was already here..?
Shaking her head, crossing her arms as she watches the other. “They’re curious, you’re new.”
And definitely already made a reputation for herself.
Shaking her head, crossing her arms as she watches the other. “They’re curious, you’re new.”
And definitely already made a reputation for herself.
ㅤ She jolts. Having been focused on the bee, she hadn't really observed the 𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘦 in close proximity, and now there's a bullet of sweat running down her cheek. "Fucking - knock or something next time." Alastor's low tone and the restricted movement of her lips puts a pout on her voice.
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ㅤ She jolts. Having been focused on the bee, she hadn't really observed the 𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘦 in close proximity, and now there's a bullet of sweat running down her cheek. "Fucking - knock or something next time." Alastor's low tone and the restricted movement of her lips puts a pout on her voice.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ㅤ "Yeah, I know," she grumbles. "It keeps trying to crawl down my arm, and it won't just fly off already, so I'm stuck just using my finger like a palm wall." Lifting slightly, looking at the bee closer... cute, fuzzy little bastard. "What's a 'sugar bee'?"
ㅤ "Yeah, I know," she grumbles. "It keeps trying to crawl down my arm, and it won't just fly off already, so I'm stuck just using my finger like a palm wall." Lifting slightly, looking at the bee closer... cute, fuzzy little bastard. "What's a 'sugar bee'?"
The property damage was because a shark jumped at me, not because I'm Grinching it up. Go do bee stuff and get off my back.
You don’t even work here, you’re trespassing and you’ve caused property damage already because you can’t staaand Christmas this early.
😐😑😐
Stop trying to ruin the fun for others, Grinch.
😐😑😐
Stop trying to ruin the fun for others, Grinch.
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The property damage was because a shark jumped at me, not because I'm Grinching it up. Go do bee stuff and get off my back.
ㅤ Current operations - the Phoenix Program. Having been here for a few days, Alastor's picked up only the basics; that the people with powers help out around the city, that Robert has a voice Alastor wishes were on a podcast, and that it's rehabilitative in some way. Bearing that in mind, if
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ㅤ Current operations - the Phoenix Program. Having been here for a few days, Alastor's picked up only the basics; that the people with powers help out around the city, that Robert has a voice Alastor wishes were on a podcast, and that it's rehabilitative in some way. Bearing that in mind, if
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Not entirely useless, but not mastered, which could prove dangerous in the wrong sort of situation.
But you seem to know what you're doing with it.
[ A long, drawn out sigh while considering her options, hoping to stave off the headache that threatened to arise. ] ++
But you seem to know what you're doing with it.
[ A long, drawn out sigh while considering her options, hoping to stave off the headache that threatened to arise. ] ++
[ Again; not inclined to share criminal activity. She's made a point out of not getting caught so far. Otherwise, though... ]
That's the tricky part. [ Alastor raises a hand; voltage runs between her fingers, colored in bright red and lingering unnaturally. ] I definitely have power, but
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That's the tricky part. [ Alastor raises a hand; voltage runs between her fingers, colored in bright red and lingering unnaturally. ] I definitely have power, but
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November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
ㅤ Current operations - the Phoenix Program. Having been here for a few days, Alastor's picked up only the basics; that the people with powers help out around the city, that Robert has a voice Alastor wishes were on a podcast, and that it's rehabilitative in some way. Bearing that in mind, if
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ㅤ Current operations - the Phoenix Program. Having been here for a few days, Alastor's picked up only the basics; that the people with powers help out around the city, that Robert has a voice Alastor wishes were on a podcast, and that it's rehabilitative in some way. Bearing that in mind, if
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[ pause. ]
[ disappearing. like visi-style vanishing. ]
[ disappearing. like visi-style vanishing. ]
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
[ pause. ]
[ disappearing. like visi-style vanishing. ]
[ disappearing. like visi-style vanishing. ]
... huh. she really doesn't eat them.
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
... huh. she really doesn't eat them.
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( holding beef in her arms )
who's a good little guy?
you are! yes you arrreeee <3
oh is that your widdle nose?
i'm gonna get it! i'm gonna get your nose!
( boop- )
got it, it's mine now.
hehehe-
who's a good little guy?
you are! yes you arrreeee <3
oh is that your widdle nose?
i'm gonna get it! i'm gonna get your nose!
( boop- )
got it, it's mine now.
hehehe-
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
( holding beef in her arms )
who's a good little guy?
you are! yes you arrreeee <3
oh is that your widdle nose?
i'm gonna get it! i'm gonna get your nose!
( boop- )
got it, it's mine now.
hehehe-
who's a good little guy?
you are! yes you arrreeee <3
oh is that your widdle nose?
i'm gonna get it! i'm gonna get your nose!
( boop- )
got it, it's mine now.
hehehe-
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It is deeply funny to me how Bluesky flexed on Twitter by making its own UI better in several aspects after Twitter released a widely despised update with "Chat"
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It is deeply funny to me how Bluesky flexed on Twitter by making its own UI better in several aspects after Twitter released a widely despised update with "Chat"
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robert's rogurt
robert's rogurt
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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robert's rogurt
robert's rogurt
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i make a golem the day he gets a phonk walk animation
i make a golem the day he gets a phonk walk animation
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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i make a golem the day he gets a phonk walk animation
i make a golem the day he gets a phonk walk animation
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now that i actually had time to listen to it; your shuffle checks out, pluto
now that i actually had time to listen to it; your shuffle checks out, pluto
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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now that i actually had time to listen to it; your shuffle checks out, pluto
now that i actually had time to listen to it; your shuffle checks out, pluto
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November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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part of me wants to bring my slime rancher account back
the other part of me bets it'll never take off again
it's probably dead as a doornail
part of me wants to bring my slime rancher account back
the other part of me bets it'll never take off again
it's probably dead as a doornail
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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part of me wants to bring my slime rancher account back
the other part of me bets it'll never take off again
it's probably dead as a doornail
part of me wants to bring my slime rancher account back
the other part of me bets it'll never take off again
it's probably dead as a doornail