Craig Almond
@alarmingcod.co.uk
By day: Charity sector CRM wrangler.
By night: Watcher of Crap TV
At weekends: Rambler, BogHopper, HillBotherer, Ultra-dilettante.
Lover of the Lakes, stuck in MCR.
Generic Reply Guy account.
By night: Watcher of Crap TV
At weekends: Rambler, BogHopper, HillBotherer, Ultra-dilettante.
Lover of the Lakes, stuck in MCR.
Generic Reply Guy account.
Exploring the rainforests of Borrowdale.
I'm lichen it.
I'm lichen it.
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Exploring the rainforests of Borrowdale.
I'm lichen it.
I'm lichen it.
Went out for a walk.
Found a brewery.
So there's a win.
Found a brewery.
So there's a win.
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Went out for a walk.
Found a brewery.
So there's a win.
Found a brewery.
So there's a win.
Do we know her view on pens yet?
October 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Do we know her view on pens yet?
Planes over Estonia, drones over Denmark
Perhap's Kenny was right all along?
Perhap's Kenny was right all along?
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Planes over Estonia, drones over Denmark
Perhap's Kenny was right all along?
Perhap's Kenny was right all along?
Dead-eyed fucker wouldn't know soul if it came up and bit him on the arse.
September 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Dead-eyed fucker wouldn't know soul if it came up and bit him on the arse.
Ffs, frog-face hates cake toppings as well.
September 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ffs, frog-face hates cake toppings as well.
Today I have mostly spent the morning brining my excess plums...
#FurtherAdventuresInLactoFermentation
#FurtherAdventuresInLactoFermentation
August 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Today I have mostly spent the morning brining my excess plums...
#FurtherAdventuresInLactoFermentation
#FurtherAdventuresInLactoFermentation
I think this is mine
August 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think this is mine
Ulverston, today.
Which was nice.
Which was nice.
August 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Ulverston, today.
Which was nice.
Which was nice.
Did take pictures of this beetle, though.
Not very good pictures, but still.
@janesamuels.bsky.social any help with identification?
Not very good pictures, but still.
@janesamuels.bsky.social any help with identification?
July 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Did take pictures of this beetle, though.
Not very good pictures, but still.
@janesamuels.bsky.social any help with identification?
Not very good pictures, but still.
@janesamuels.bsky.social any help with identification?
Lakeland 50, completed 20hrs 18 minutes.
1st ultra finished post-covid (3yrs).
Frankly I'll take that.
1st ultra finished post-covid (3yrs).
Frankly I'll take that.
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Lakeland 50, completed 20hrs 18 minutes.
1st ultra finished post-covid (3yrs).
Frankly I'll take that.
1st ultra finished post-covid (3yrs).
Frankly I'll take that.
Bloody Hell, Gregg.
Take a couple of days off...
Take a couple of days off...
July 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Bloody Hell, Gregg.
Take a couple of days off...
Take a couple of days off...
Made it.
32 and a bit miles.
11hrs 48.
32 and a bit miles.
11hrs 48.
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Made it.
32 and a bit miles.
11hrs 48.
32 and a bit miles.
11hrs 48.
Top Withens.
Sorry for lack of other photos.
Been a bit dark.
Sorry for lack of other photos.
Been a bit dark.
July 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Top Withens.
Sorry for lack of other photos.
Been a bit dark.
Sorry for lack of other photos.
Been a bit dark.
Did have a 30 mile walk planned for today
But the heat was unbearable, so
I'm walking it tonight instead.
Marsden to Haworth via the Pennine Way
#EineKleineNachtWalking
#BreakfastAtHaworthys
But the heat was unbearable, so
I'm walking it tonight instead.
Marsden to Haworth via the Pennine Way
#EineKleineNachtWalking
#BreakfastAtHaworthys
July 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Did have a 30 mile walk planned for today
But the heat was unbearable, so
I'm walking it tonight instead.
Marsden to Haworth via the Pennine Way
#EineKleineNachtWalking
#BreakfastAtHaworthys
But the heat was unbearable, so
I'm walking it tonight instead.
Marsden to Haworth via the Pennine Way
#EineKleineNachtWalking
#BreakfastAtHaworthys
Sign. Stapled to a tree. Somewhere on the Rigg of England, Pendle.
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sign. Stapled to a tree. Somewhere on the Rigg of England, Pendle.
Alice Nutter statue. Roughlee, Pendle.
Accused of witchcraft* and hung at Lancaster, 1612.
*Unlikely to have actually been a witch.
Accused of witchcraft* and hung at Lancaster, 1612.
*Unlikely to have actually been a witch.
July 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Alice Nutter statue. Roughlee, Pendle.
Accused of witchcraft* and hung at Lancaster, 1612.
*Unlikely to have actually been a witch.
Accused of witchcraft* and hung at Lancaster, 1612.
*Unlikely to have actually been a witch.
Mike, admiring some hill-clunge.
July 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Mike, admiring some hill-clunge.
A sunny Monday In June.
There are worse places to kill time.
There are worse places to kill time.
June 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A sunny Monday In June.
There are worse places to kill time.
There are worse places to kill time.
Just walked 30 miles across the Bowland Fells, from Clitheroe to Lancaster.
Visited Slaidburn.
Spoke to a bloke about peregrine falcons.
Saw some stunning views.
Knackered now.
Visited Slaidburn.
Spoke to a bloke about peregrine falcons.
Saw some stunning views.
Knackered now.
May 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just walked 30 miles across the Bowland Fells, from Clitheroe to Lancaster.
Visited Slaidburn.
Spoke to a bloke about peregrine falcons.
Saw some stunning views.
Knackered now.
Visited Slaidburn.
Spoke to a bloke about peregrine falcons.
Saw some stunning views.
Knackered now.
My question is...
What should I do with the 648 other eyes I bought.
What should I do with the 648 other eyes I bought.
May 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My question is...
What should I do with the 648 other eyes I bought.
What should I do with the 648 other eyes I bought.
Got bored decided to put some googly eyes on a piece of wood.
May 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Got bored decided to put some googly eyes on a piece of wood.