Alanna
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Alanna
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Of course. Of fucking course
"7 of the cited sources don’t appear to exist at all."

NOTUS: Epidemiologist Katherine Keyes is listed in the MAHA report as author of a study on anxiety in adolescents (and) was surprised to hear of the citation.

“The paper cited isn't a real paper that I or my colleagues were involved with."
Seven of the sources cited in MAHA commission's report do not exist:

“The paper cited is not a real paper that I or my colleagues were involved with," says one researcher.

www.notus.org/health-scien...
May 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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For those of you not quite as into Eurovision as me, you have missed this three minutes of genius from Sweden's national final. It translates as something like Just A Sauna and is a banger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=28__...
#Melfest
KAJ - Bara bada bastu
YouTube video by Melodifestivalen
www.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The trouble is, once I started imagining they were taking selfies I couldn’t unsee it
February 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Dear manager, this week I

1. stared directly at the sun but never in the mirror
2. slowly lurched toward your favorite city
3. Woke up screaming from dreaming
4. Watched as you're leaving
5. Stared up at you from hell
Dear Manager, this week:

1. I walked 500 miles
2. I walked 500 more
3. Fell down at your door
4. Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum
5. diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
Dear manager, this week:

1. I have run
2. have crawled
3. I have scaled these city walls
only to be with you
4. But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
5. But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
February 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
So… the geopolitical version of “They were asking for it”?
Witkoff: "The war didn't need to happen. It was provoked. It doesn't necessarily mean it was provoked by the Russians. There were all kinds of conversations back then about Ukraine joining NATO. That didn't need to happen. It basically became a threat to the Russians."
February 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Did a scroll through the discover tab, which turned out to be 73% cat pics. So, here are my three favorite pics of Clementine and Gemma to join the fun.
February 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Over on X, simple tweets by my colleague Greg Bluestein of the Atlanta Journal Constitution have been blocked. They were nothing but video of a town hall held by Rep. Rich McCormick R-GA where he was asked questions about DOGE
February 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
One of the most fun things about Severance is that when Mark says, "Do you know something about Gemma?", I get to turn to this little lady and coo, "In fact, I DO know something about Gemma! She's a good girl! Yes, she is!"

I am only slightly embarrassed by this.
February 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One of the greatest feelings in the (knitting) world is when you try on a sweater in progress, and it fits *perfectly*.

With luck, I'll finish the whole thing early next week! A shameless preview, heh. (First pic is button band in progress; second is a detail of the back.)
January 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Jackson Street Bridge has become such an Atlanta cliche, but this pic of President Carter’s procession is beautiful.
January 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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It's cold. Keep plugging that space heater directly into the wall, America.
January 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Does the engagement news invoke the Tom Holland Lip Sync Battle rule of social media? If so, can I at least wait until after work?

youtu.be/oXsN3Uvmf5w?...
Semi-Finals: Tom Holland VS Zendaya | Lip Sync Battle Tournament
YouTube video by Comedy Central UK
youtu.be
January 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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RIP Jimmy Carter and thank you for the hardest picture in White House history (h/t @kopalo.bsky.social)
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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*Werner Herzog voice*

now, the Jingle Hop has begun
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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If you're cooking this holiday season, stand by that pan!

Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires.
December 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Tonight Askasleikir (Bowl Licker), the 6th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He likes to hide under beds and steal used bowls to lick them clean of food.

Children leave their shoes out in the window for him, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
December 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Faculty dress-up week at school, and today’s theme is “flannel”. I grabbed a couple from my linen closet and am now good to go!
December 16, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Finished knitting my second Emotional Support Chicken. Clementine is unimpressed.
December 15, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Thanks for this. I saw the link going around and planned to read the article this weekend. Instead, I read the comments and clicked through a few links to find out more about how harmful ABA is. I have two autistic students (one semi-verbal), and I'm definitely looking for more ways to support them.
December 14, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Finally arrived 82 minutes after pickup. The DoorDash helpdesk gave me an automatic $5 credit without actually asking for details. Oh, and when I'd DMed the driver to ask what was going on, no response. Pre-arrival, I was feeling guilty about a potential 1-star rating. Not anymore. Ugh.
December 14, 2024 at 1:22 AM
At 6:26, I ordered pizza from a place literally 3 minutes from home. According to the DoorDash app, it was picked up at 6:46. Then the Dasher went literally 7.3 miles(!) in the opposite direction, I guess to pick up another order. Pizza still isn't here and will likely be cold.
December 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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"I don't think I'm allowed to kill something because I am frightened."
—Nikki Giovanni 💔

#poem #poems #poetry
December 10, 2024 at 10:48 AM