Alan J. Card
@alanjcard.bsky.social
PhD / MPH. Assistant Professor. Systems design and improvement for health and care. #PatientSafety, #QISky #riskmgt, #designthinking, occupational safety/wellbeing, #academicsky. Also puns.
That sounds like something originally drafted by ChatGPT and then “spiced up” by a $7 million consulting team to make it even stupider.
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That sounds like something originally drafted by ChatGPT and then “spiced up” by a $7 million consulting team to make it even stupider.
I think you might be barking up the wrong tree. I’m pretty sure @darthbluesky.bsky.social already declared the pup innocent.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I think you might be barking up the wrong tree. I’m pretty sure @darthbluesky.bsky.social already declared the pup innocent.
I know. I hated to mention it in case it’s totally off base but, rabies being what it is, I thought I should say something.
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I know. I hated to mention it in case it’s totally off base but, rabies being what it is, I thought I should say something.
I don’t know anything about mice and their behavior but with the question framed just like that… I’m sorry to say “rabies” is what came immediately to mind. 😬
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don’t know anything about mice and their behavior but with the question framed just like that… I’m sorry to say “rabies” is what came immediately to mind. 😬
Happy birthday! 🎂
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Happy birthday! 🎂
I’ve definitely heard of that and it wouldn’t shock me at all. Although it does make me want to tear down the whole system with my bare hands.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ve definitely heard of that and it wouldn’t shock me at all. Although it does make me want to tear down the whole system with my bare hands.
Wow! That would turn anyone into the Joker!
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Wow! That would turn anyone into the Joker!
Reposted by Alan J. Card
"fomites don't matter if they're hanging from the ceiling" - a new corollary to the 5 second rule
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"fomites don't matter if they're hanging from the ceiling" - a new corollary to the 5 second rule
Reposted by Alan J. Card
What if I just paid it? What if I wasn't a pissed off person who didn't know any better? How much money do insurers make off of people not knowing they're being billed inccorectly!? 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What if I just paid it? What if I wasn't a pissed off person who didn't know any better? How much money do insurers make off of people not knowing they're being billed inccorectly!? 😭
So true. I appreciate follow up emails as the gift they are!
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
So true. I appreciate follow up emails as the gift they are!
Congratulations!!
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Congratulations!!