you would get your shit absolutely rocked by 100 jackrabbits with the intelligence and coordination of human beings.

snyder could never

restaurant profit margins are thin enough, but any restaurants that heavily feature coconut milk, fish sauce, gochujang, teff, berebere, cumin, sichuan pepper, avocado, black vinegar, chili crisp oil, cardamom, tamarind, or soy sauce are in for a world of pain

Until recently Neutral Milk Hotel.

For some reason I thought they made, like, industrial goth music.

Then I heard them and man... so much worse than I expected. Just very much not my bag, not a slight in their musicality.

but I get an extreme amount of joy from stuffing delicious food into my face as fast as possible

Obama swooping in just to humblebrag lol

You didn't include any misapplied social justice buzzwords in this post. Are you feeling all right?

Gimmick Account In 2015: "I'm so glad people love my account dedicated to pictures of kittens wearing silly hats"

Same Gimmick Account In 2025: "Havana Syndrome Deniars are no different than anti-vaxxers. Let's stop pretending otherwise."

How did it go??

You reek of twitter brain rot

Depends on the friend, but probably pm