Elle Janecek
@akmockingbird.bsky.social
Rage-filled baby eating liberal looking for opportunities to punch nazis. Oh, I also make ridiculously cute tiny things for diorama art.
AK-WA
AK-WA
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Woman with freezer full of overripe bananas dies never having made banana bread
Woman with freezer full of overripe bananas dies never having made banana bread
UXBRIDGE, ON - Maureen Gibson, passed away at the age of 87 this Monday surrounded by loved ones and a freezer full of bananas she had been meaning to make into banana bread.
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January 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Woman with freezer full of overripe bananas dies never having made banana bread
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You know who else bans social media? China.
January 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You know who else bans social media? China.
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What do you get when dragons, dystopian bookstores, and immortal babysitters all walk into the same room? @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social's most anticipated YA fantasy, science fiction, and horror books for January and February 2025, of course!
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Most Anticipated Young Adult SFF/H for January & February 2025 - Reactor
Alien invasions, spooky boarding schools, and a cozy apocalyptic romance in this season's upcoming YA titles
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January 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What do you get when dragons, dystopian bookstores, and immortal babysitters all walk into the same room? @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social's most anticipated YA fantasy, science fiction, and horror books for January and February 2025, of course!
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Jeez you guys, I miss Jimmy Carter. What a great human and humanitarian. His kindness was legendary.
January 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Jeez you guys, I miss Jimmy Carter. What a great human and humanitarian. His kindness was legendary.
I really feel less than confident about my Christmas packages actually arriving when the kid at UPS reads “AK” as Arkansas. 😬 at least he didn’t try to charge me for overseas shipping, I guess. #AlaskaChristmas
December 13, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I really feel less than confident about my Christmas packages actually arriving when the kid at UPS reads “AK” as Arkansas. 😬 at least he didn’t try to charge me for overseas shipping, I guess. #AlaskaChristmas
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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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Let’s all start new, exciting traditions for the holidays.
December 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Let’s all start new, exciting traditions for the holidays.