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AkkolexD
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I consider myself a man of many bones, or alternately, a bone of many mans.

https://www.youtube.com/@AkkolexDProd
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Forever Qwarktastic
Rest in Peace, Jim Ward.
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I've found I have a new respect for captchas.

Being human feels like a badge of honour
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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🌐

#art
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Puppy Guard - Inner Peace
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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i love being autistic i love being hardwired against expanding my personhood outside of being an artist alone i love trying and failing to enjoy new things because its just not interesting enough i love how long it takes me to work up the will to even do that. i love being hardwired against growth
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My new Halloween single, is just Hurts So Good played on an organ/harpsichord with theremin accents

And every time there’s a word with oo I do the ghost thing

It’s foolproof
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
bwip bwip bwip bwip bwip boooooowip

NAGH NAGH NAGH NAGH

vrrrrrrrrrrrng....
October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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🛹
October 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when did my life go from freaks and geeks to cranks and ganks
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
why would you hire a cropduster

just get a maid to do it it costs less
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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It's really important to be as wierd as possible and I'm not kidding ...
it is gonna help a lot of people feel way less lonely reminding people you're a stumbling around imperfect human (or whatever) and mistakes are not a death sentence and we all have a lot to learn and that's okay
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
*slams table*

CHEESE PLATTERS WON'T BRING MY SISTER BACK, CHERYL!!!
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
*paint can falls over in other room*

ME: *takes cigar out of mouth*

summin' ain't right 'ere...
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
john ham was a man who manned all the ham

but then he ate the ham

oh no
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Cringe is a myth built to separate the self-conscious from the success that is within all of our grasp
I found more joy in life this way.
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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🎃
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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actually it's really normal to be horny. we're a species of ape that fuck for social cohesion. it's actually way weirder to be upset at people for being horny
September 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM