akijade.bsky.social
@akijade.bsky.social
Remember which companies didn't have a rainbow logo this year.
June 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Menopause can't get here fast enough. Jfc
April 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I think it's funny that a bunch of billionaires don't understand why no one is interested in their little "girls trip" to space. I have trips to the bathroom longer than they were there.
April 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I never thought I'd have to put my measles vaccine to the test, but here we are.
April 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My dog is helping me rehearse...
March 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
It's time
March 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Just so it's clear, we're the bad guys now.
February 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me after realizing how expensive baseboard heaters are.
February 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes

thehill.com/homenews/cam...
GOP pollster says Trump voters ‘tired’ of being accused of racism
Republican pollster Frank Luntz said on Friday that President Trump’s voters are “tired” of being accused of being sexist and racist. In a discussion about Trump’s remarks linking diversity, equity…
thehill.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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big stretch but horizontal
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
Alt: a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
No one knows what they are doing. We're all pretend we know what is going on and that we have our lives together. Don't worry about "being an adult" because you will always be looking for a more adultier adult.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye
January 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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The internet
January 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Well... I guess it's time to start drinking? What did we do before TikTok? 🤷
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
January 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is Odie. I'm babysitting him for a few weeks. Please enjoy #cats
January 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I just realized we're living the plot to UHF. TikTok is U62, Meta is Channel 4.

Time for a telethon!
January 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM