Akkers
@akbarfazel.bsky.social
Sheep wrangler, touches cloth, a bit meh at vicars.
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Repost from Mastodon, original source uncredited (alas, because it's brilliant)
March 7, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Repost from Mastodon, original source uncredited (alas, because it's brilliant)
SMOKING
AND GIVI NG
ITS OMEPROP
ER MING (E)
AND GIVI NG
ITS OMEPROP
ER MING (E)
October 26, 2023 at 2:46 PM
SMOKING
AND GIVI NG
ITS OMEPROP
ER MING (E)
AND GIVI NG
ITS OMEPROP
ER MING (E)
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Forgive the self-promotion, but you might enjoy this poem from my first book...
October 20, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Forgive the self-promotion, but you might enjoy this poem from my first book...
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“I don’t suppose you have a life-sized anthropomorphic blue Sex Horse with enormous veiny nipples? Oh, you do? That’s wonderful! Can you keep it for me? My name? Oh, yes, it’s J.R. Horsefucker.”
October 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
“I don’t suppose you have a life-sized anthropomorphic blue Sex Horse with enormous veiny nipples? Oh, you do? That’s wonderful! Can you keep it for me? My name? Oh, yes, it’s J.R. Horsefucker.”
I once dated a lady who liked to listen to the 'Real Thing' whilst preserving mutton in tins for the army.
It was a case of canned ewe fill the force.
It was a case of canned ewe fill the force.
October 16, 2023 at 2:18 PM
I once dated a lady who liked to listen to the 'Real Thing' whilst preserving mutton in tins for the army.
It was a case of canned ewe fill the force.
It was a case of canned ewe fill the force.
I should do some more posts here, but they should be what my spell xheckercd3cides what they should be.
September 26, 2023 at 8:24 PM
I should do some more posts here, but they should be what my spell xheckercd3cides what they should be.
I don't know if it's the done thing here, because everyone is so polite...like when people first turn up for a party.
But I'm going straight to "emptying a bottle of bodka into the fruit punch" phase of this party.
Fuck me it's better.
But I'm going straight to "emptying a bottle of bodka into the fruit punch" phase of this party.
Fuck me it's better.
September 24, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I don't know if it's the done thing here, because everyone is so polite...like when people first turn up for a party.
But I'm going straight to "emptying a bottle of bodka into the fruit punch" phase of this party.
Fuck me it's better.
But I'm going straight to "emptying a bottle of bodka into the fruit punch" phase of this party.
Fuck me it's better.
Oh yes!!!
C wing more like.
September 23, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Oh yes!!!
September 22, 2023 at 7:27 PM
@bmcfadden.bsky.social yes..hello Mrs..!!!
September 21, 2023 at 8:48 PM
@bmcfadden.bsky.social yes..hello Mrs..!!!
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Can confirm, paid my €100 got a code for here.
Blessed are the cheesemakers
Can confirm, paid my €100 got a code for here.
Blessed are the cheesemakers
September 21, 2023 at 8:45 PM
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Can confirm, paid my €100 got a code for here.
Blessed are the cheesemakers
Can confirm, paid my €100 got a code for here.
Blessed are the cheesemakers
@slazzle.bsky.social uas....hola princess!!
September 21, 2023 at 8:41 PM
@slazzle.bsky.social uas....hola princess!!
@lesso.bsky.social I is following you iinnniittt
September 21, 2023 at 8:38 PM
@lesso.bsky.social I is following you iinnniittt
September 21, 2023 at 8:36 PM