AJ the Slayer
@ajtheslayer.bsky.social
Making the Internet gayer one post at a time 🌈
I’m on podcasts! Check me out on:
- Shattered Worlds RPG
- Christmastide Ohio
I’m on podcasts! Check me out on:
- Shattered Worlds RPG
- Christmastide Ohio
My friends 5 minutes before pressing the laugh react on the 7th bad joke I’ve made for the day
April 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My friends 5 minutes before pressing the laugh react on the 7th bad joke I’ve made for the day
Me listening to I Don’t Do Water while I’m in the shower where I am most definitely doing water
a woman wearing headphones is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a woman wearing headphones is sitting in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
February 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me listening to I Don’t Do Water while I’m in the shower where I am most definitely doing water
Reposted by AJ the Slayer
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
February 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
Reposted by AJ the Slayer
Be being asked to create an RPG character
November 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Be being asked to create an RPG character
How I feel single-handedly keeping predator animals away from my property by pissing out the guard rail of my back porch
October 23, 2024 at 3:01 AM
How I feel single-handedly keeping predator animals away from my property by pissing out the guard rail of my back porch
Friend: “How many glizzies do you want?”
Me, a hungry bottom:
Me, a hungry bottom:
a man says give me all you got while a woman looks on
ALT: a man says give me all you got while a woman looks on
media.tenor.com
September 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Friend: “How many glizzies do you want?”
Me, a hungry bottom:
Me, a hungry bottom:
Brb coming to grips with the fact that I just realized the guy I’ve been seeing for almost two years now sounds like Ken Page’s Oogie Boogie Man when he’s being flirty
August 12, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Brb coming to grips with the fact that I just realized the guy I’ve been seeing for almost two years now sounds like Ken Page’s Oogie Boogie Man when he’s being flirty
LA can’t find places for their homeless to live but they can host the olympics in 2028?
August 11, 2024 at 7:46 PM
LA can’t find places for their homeless to live but they can host the olympics in 2028?
Warner Bros but it’s British so it’s Warner Bruvs
July 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Warner Bros but it’s British so it’s Warner Bruvs
My toxic trait is if you message me hi and I say hi in return and your next response is another or a different variation of “hi” I’m no longer responding I’m already bad enough at conversation I will not be carrying this chat because you couldn’t think of a follow up.
July 1, 2024 at 8:08 PM
My toxic trait is if you message me hi and I say hi in return and your next response is another or a different variation of “hi” I’m no longer responding I’m already bad enough at conversation I will not be carrying this chat because you couldn’t think of a follow up.
My body is in constant civil war in regards to which parts of me Must Be Covered By Blanket in order for my brain to go “okay we can sleep now”
May 30, 2024 at 7:05 AM
My body is in constant civil war in regards to which parts of me Must Be Covered By Blanket in order for my brain to go “okay we can sleep now”
@ people who make posts that say “Are (generalizes something about themselves) allowed to (describes something they both want to do and are currently doing)”: Yes, but not you. For you it’s a felony. Go to jail.
May 10, 2024 at 5:02 PM
@ people who make posts that say “Are (generalizes something about themselves) allowed to (describes something they both want to do and are currently doing)”: Yes, but not you. For you it’s a felony. Go to jail.
Can’t wait for BlueSky to have DMs so I can type and delete the same message 7 times only to coward out and doom scroll tiktoks instead.
April 30, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Can’t wait for BlueSky to have DMs so I can type and delete the same message 7 times only to coward out and doom scroll tiktoks instead.
Me: “Just talk to them, communication is key.”
Also me: *terrified to ask anyone literally anything*
Also me: *terrified to ask anyone literally anything*
April 30, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Me: “Just talk to them, communication is key.”
Also me: *terrified to ask anyone literally anything*
Also me: *terrified to ask anyone literally anything*
My toxic trait is singing a song really well by surprise and singing it to death until I’ve lost whatever it was that made it sound so good to me before.
April 23, 2024 at 2:52 AM
My toxic trait is singing a song really well by surprise and singing it to death until I’ve lost whatever it was that made it sound so good to me before.
Born to be a brat, forced to be the tamer.
March 20, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Born to be a brat, forced to be the tamer.
New Challenge! Talk about how fucked up the thing Big Dipper did is WITHOUT mentioning his weight or appearance. Bet you can’t!
I’ve had enough Internet for the day.
I’ve had enough Internet for the day.
March 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
New Challenge! Talk about how fucked up the thing Big Dipper did is WITHOUT mentioning his weight or appearance. Bet you can’t!
I’ve had enough Internet for the day.
I’ve had enough Internet for the day.
My sister: “What should I send my friend on Animal Crossing?”
Me, without hesitating: “A bomb threat.”
My sister: “AJ! Something NICE!”
Me, still not hesitating: “A BATH bomb threat.”
Me, without hesitating: “A bomb threat.”
My sister: “AJ! Something NICE!”
Me, still not hesitating: “A BATH bomb threat.”
March 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM
My sister: “What should I send my friend on Animal Crossing?”
Me, without hesitating: “A bomb threat.”
My sister: “AJ! Something NICE!”
Me, still not hesitating: “A BATH bomb threat.”
Me, without hesitating: “A bomb threat.”
My sister: “AJ! Something NICE!”
Me, still not hesitating: “A BATH bomb threat.”
Me: *joins my family in the living room after shaving my head*
Mom: “Freshly shaved?”
Dad: “I thought it got brighter in here.”
Me: “It did, I almost can’t see your grays.”
My family dynamic is great.
Mom: “Freshly shaved?”
Dad: “I thought it got brighter in here.”
Me: “It did, I almost can’t see your grays.”
My family dynamic is great.
March 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Me: *joins my family in the living room after shaving my head*
Mom: “Freshly shaved?”
Dad: “I thought it got brighter in here.”
Me: “It did, I almost can’t see your grays.”
My family dynamic is great.
Mom: “Freshly shaved?”
Dad: “I thought it got brighter in here.”
Me: “It did, I almost can’t see your grays.”
My family dynamic is great.
Two people having a full conversation in a group chat while the rest of the group chat is busy is the new reply-all email thread
March 17, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Two people having a full conversation in a group chat while the rest of the group chat is busy is the new reply-all email thread
Did anyone else have to learn how to walk normal as a kid? I was told so many times about how fuckin’ extra my hips were when I walked and that I had to tone it down. Anyone else?
March 8, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Did anyone else have to learn how to walk normal as a kid? I was told so many times about how fuckin’ extra my hips were when I walked and that I had to tone it down. Anyone else?
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
Jesus Edition apparently.
Jesus Edition apparently.
March 1, 2024 at 10:53 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
Jesus Edition apparently.
Jesus Edition apparently.
Reskeet with a pic of you that could be an album cover
January 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Reskeet with a pic of you that could be an album cover