AJ the Slayer
@ajtheslayer.bsky.social
Making the Internet gayer one post at a time 🌈
I’m on podcasts! Check me out on:
- Shattered Worlds RPG
- Christmastide Ohio
I’m on podcasts! Check me out on:
- Shattered Worlds RPG
- Christmastide Ohio
My friends 5 minutes before pressing the laugh react on the 7th bad joke I’ve made for the day
April 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My friends 5 minutes before pressing the laugh react on the 7th bad joke I’ve made for the day
Be being asked to create an RPG character
November 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Be being asked to create an RPG character
How I feel single-handedly keeping predator animals away from my property by pissing out the guard rail of my back porch
October 23, 2024 at 3:01 AM
How I feel single-handedly keeping predator animals away from my property by pissing out the guard rail of my back porch
If this is the heat you’re bringing just block me and save me the trouble.
July 1, 2024 at 8:08 PM
If this is the heat you’re bringing just block me and save me the trouble.
Me: *joins my family in the living room after shaving my head*
Mom: “Freshly shaved?”
Dad: “I thought it got brighter in here.”
Me: “It did, I almost can’t see your grays.”
My family dynamic is great.
Mom: “Freshly shaved?”
Dad: “I thought it got brighter in here.”
Me: “It did, I almost can’t see your grays.”
My family dynamic is great.
March 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Me: *joins my family in the living room after shaving my head*
Mom: “Freshly shaved?”
Dad: “I thought it got brighter in here.”
Me: “It did, I almost can’t see your grays.”
My family dynamic is great.
Mom: “Freshly shaved?”
Dad: “I thought it got brighter in here.”
Me: “It did, I almost can’t see your grays.”
My family dynamic is great.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
Jesus Edition apparently.
Jesus Edition apparently.
March 1, 2024 at 10:53 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
Jesus Edition apparently.
Jesus Edition apparently.
I’m sorry for a different reason now 😈
February 23, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I’m sorry for a different reason now 😈
Sorry about what’s about to happen to you
February 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Sorry about what’s about to happen to you
Reskeet with a pic of you that could be an album cover
January 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Reskeet with a pic of you that could be an album cover
Welp, it’s time.
January 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Welp, it’s time.
Homosexuals will say some shit like “let’s take this slow” and then that French ass fish from Spongebob will chime in like
October 27, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Homosexuals will say some shit like “let’s take this slow” and then that French ass fish from Spongebob will chime in like
Reskeet with a pic and your age
29
29
September 26, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Reskeet with a pic and your age
29
29
When you just took the last bite of your Crunch Wrap Supreme™️ with Diablo Sauce but the top texted askin’ if you could swing by
September 14, 2023 at 2:00 AM
When you just took the last bite of your Crunch Wrap Supreme™️ with Diablo Sauce but the top texted askin’ if you could swing by
Reskeet with a hot photo of yourself, to rebalance the universe by countering the influx of Rudy Giuliani mug shots.
August 24, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Reskeet with a hot photo of yourself, to rebalance the universe by countering the influx of Rudy Giuliani mug shots.
Things she ate: That
August 20, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Things she ate: That
I BOUGHT THAT PILE OF SHORTS FOREVER AGO AND WAS SO DISAPPOINTED WHEN THEY DIDN’T FIT BUT I NEVER GOT AROUND TO RETURNING THEM, I HAVE MOVED OUT AND BACK INTO MY PARENTS’ HOUSE SINCE THIS PURCHASE I JUST FOUND THEM AND THEY FIT!!!!!!!!!!!
August 19, 2023 at 2:29 AM
I BOUGHT THAT PILE OF SHORTS FOREVER AGO AND WAS SO DISAPPOINTED WHEN THEY DIDN’T FIT BUT I NEVER GOT AROUND TO RETURNING THEM, I HAVE MOVED OUT AND BACK INTO MY PARENTS’ HOUSE SINCE THIS PURCHASE I JUST FOUND THEM AND THEY FIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Me fighting the urge to name a one-shot character Whitney Sprout Ection
August 19, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Me fighting the urge to name a one-shot character Whitney Sprout Ection
This has become one of my favorite pictures ever
August 18, 2023 at 4:24 PM
This has become one of my favorite pictures ever