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AJ Milne
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I come from the land of ice and snow.
Guy passes out in oval office.

RFKJ flees the room.

Drumpf stands around looking like the guy who was pulling his strings also ran away.

World realises the Drumpf administration has finally released their healthcare plan.
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Dems, repeat after me: "It is pathetic to see this sick, old, clearly confused, likely dying old man being trotted out like a trained monkey by his Project 2025 handlers to play President. It is clear he lacks the cognitive capacity for the job."
October 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Drumpf could knock down the Lincoln memorial to build a carpark, no one would say shit. His drooling followers would clap like trained seals.
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The networks took the much smaller Tea Party movement so seriously they broadcast a Tea Party rebuttal to Obama’s 2011 SOTU on top of the normal GOP one.
Reminder: We spent YEARS reading thousands and thousands of articles on the Tea Party and how it was a true expression of the American people's will, and it never mounted anything nearly as big as Saturday's No Kings rallies. [1/3]
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Again deep respect to all who assembled yesterday. This was really good to see.
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A letter from war torn Portland Oregon, truly heartbreaking. Please pass along so others across the world can see how bad it is🤭

#DefendersOfDemocracy
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Amusing me this hour: various memes going around nicknaming the Kegsbreath and Shambledonnie show ‘Fat Man and Little Boy’ because that’s how much they bombed.
October 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Transcript from President Restraining Order’s speech before the UN
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Tamir Rice was 12.
Trayvon Martin was 17.
Michael Brown was 18.
Stephon Clark was 22.
Elijah McClain was 23.
Ahmaud Arbury was 25.
Breonna Taylor was 26.
Sandra Bland was 28.

Since y’all, now, recognize how young 31 is.
September 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Charlie Kirk was a man so deeply committed to freedom of speech and enlightened, reasonable debate that you are not allowed to quote anything he said ever again.
September 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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(Also available on Spotify, pretty much everywhere else. EP also coming. Yeah I’m that old fashioned.)
Last Exit by AJ Milne on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:44
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September 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
News item: Florida campaign to fuck vaccines, let the kids die goes viral.

(... so to speak.)
September 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Miller calling anyone else a terrorist is like Cankles accusing anyone else of mortgage fraud.
August 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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August 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Honestly I don’t think I’ve ever seen Drumpf act appropriately.
August 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25
August 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Science is effectively dead in the US for at least the next 3½ years, and will then take another several years to even get started again. Canceled research doesn’t just uncancel itself, and scientists who find opportunity elsewhere won’t just come flocking back.

The damage is generational.
All scientific grant funding must now be approved by a political appointee and "demonstrably advance the President's policy priorities."

I wonder where innovation will happen in the future? It won't be in the US

arstechnica.com/science/2025...
New executive order puts all grants under political control
All new funding on hold until Trump administration can cancel any previously funded grants.
arstechnica.com
August 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I see lying fuckface Orange and his criminal administration are going to try punish Brazil for charging a would be dictator who attempted an autocoup.

... guess they’re against that for some reason.
July 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If two weeks is never, I don’t even know what fifty days is. But it probably involves string theory.
July 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Correction zero deals in ninety days.
July 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
À propos of nothing, I wonder if Drumpf will ever learn to speak English.
July 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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This is why they didn’t want him back: He is a witness.
“In Cell 15, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia and 20 other Salvadorans were forced to kneel from approximately 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM, with guards striking anyone who fell from exhaustion. During this time, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was denied bathroom access and soiled himself…”
July 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Headline: Drumpf releasing fragrance.

Me: Nothing to add.
July 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM