Mentally I am here

Emotions are like politics. You may not want want to fool around with them, but that won’t keep them from fooling around with you.

And I was like OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THE BEEKEEPER?

Anyway, don't trust the caller ID number on your phone - folks can fake that. If you get a call like this, hang up and call your bank directly.

Also, watch THE BEEKEEPER! Greatest PSA I've ever seen!

Free speech doesn’t mean I get to say the r-word on Twitter, it means I get to say to the U.S. government I fucking hate you and everything you stand for and the government is only allowed to reply ok thank you for sharing your feelings.

Suddenly here, now gone!!

If you see my stepdad Scott say hi! This is his sign.