Anna Jayne
@ajlobster.bsky.social
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Rule Everything Around Me
Shoutout to the gradient on this
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Shoutout to the gradient on this
I made this as part of a job application for my favorite job I ever had 😭
went down a “fashion it so” tumblr hole and came across a fun buzzfeed list about some of Beverly Crusher’s best looks by @ajlobster.bsky.social
21 Times Dr. Beverly Crusher Was Your Fashion Idol
She may be the ship's doctor, but that doesn't mean she can't glam it up once in a while. Let's take a trip through Bev's gorgeousness through the years when she's out of uniform.
www.buzzfeed.com
April 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I made this as part of a job application for my favorite job I ever had 😭
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Emotions are like politics. You may not want want to fool around with them, but that won’t keep them from fooling around with you.
April 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Emotions are like politics. You may not want want to fool around with them, but that won’t keep them from fooling around with you.
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And I was like OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THE BEEKEEPER?
Anyway, don't trust the caller ID number on your phone - folks can fake that. If you get a call like this, hang up and call your bank directly.
Also, watch THE BEEKEEPER! Greatest PSA I've ever seen!
Anyway, don't trust the caller ID number on your phone - folks can fake that. If you get a call like this, hang up and call your bank directly.
Also, watch THE BEEKEEPER! Greatest PSA I've ever seen!
March 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
And I was like OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THE BEEKEEPER?
Anyway, don't trust the caller ID number on your phone - folks can fake that. If you get a call like this, hang up and call your bank directly.
Also, watch THE BEEKEEPER! Greatest PSA I've ever seen!
Anyway, don't trust the caller ID number on your phone - folks can fake that. If you get a call like this, hang up and call your bank directly.
Also, watch THE BEEKEEPER! Greatest PSA I've ever seen!
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babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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Free speech doesn’t mean I get to say the r-word on Twitter, it means I get to say to the U.S. government I fucking hate you and everything you stand for and the government is only allowed to reply ok thank you for sharing your feelings.
March 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Free speech doesn’t mean I get to say the r-word on Twitter, it means I get to say to the U.S. government I fucking hate you and everything you stand for and the government is only allowed to reply ok thank you for sharing your feelings.
Perfect line readings. Additionally, the whole “folage” monologue is a master class. Talk about your purple mountains majesty! youtu.be/Frrwqkqb7cY?...
February 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Perfect line readings. Additionally, the whole “folage” monologue is a master class. Talk about your purple mountains majesty! youtu.be/Frrwqkqb7cY?...
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The first places in America where Black people had fair opportunities to work for the same pay and benefits as white Americans was the federal government. Still today, in places with high Black populations, many government employees are Black.
February 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The first places in America where Black people had fair opportunities to work for the same pay and benefits as white Americans was the federal government. Still today, in places with high Black populations, many government employees are Black.
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I gotta admit, seeing this level of open corruption goes a long way towards explaining why the Imperial stormtroopers' gear in Star Wars turned out to be completely useless the first time some stone-age teddy bears started throwing hands.
The Trump Administration Might Just Spend $400 Million on 'Armored' Teslas
Donald Trump's administration expects to spend $400 million on 'armored' vehicles made by Elon Musk's Tesla.
www.rollingstone.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I gotta admit, seeing this level of open corruption goes a long way towards explaining why the Imperial stormtroopers' gear in Star Wars turned out to be completely useless the first time some stone-age teddy bears started throwing hands.
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So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!
February 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!
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👀 Ask A Manager is offering free copies of her How to Get A Job e-book for federal workers
more questions from people whose jobs are under attack by the new administration
Here’s part 2 of questions from federal workers who are currently under attack by the administration, as well as others affected by the fall-out. Part 1
www.askamanager.org
February 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
👀 Ask A Manager is offering free copies of her How to Get A Job e-book for federal workers
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i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!
A New York City doctor said he will continue providing gender-affirming treatments to his patients younger than 19 despite President Donald Trump’s executive order aiming to ban such care.
February 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i am going to put a finer point on this: executive orders are not laws. and they certainly are not royal decrees. they are interpretations of existing law for the purposes of enforcement. the fact that so many people are treating them as laws is actually driving me a bit insane.
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If you're screaming at a hospital about teen trans care, keep screaming.
Incredible news. After immense pressure and threats of protest, Children's Wisconsin has reinstated treatment for at least one trans teen under its care.
Several hospitals across the country determined their fear of Trump's illegal EO was more important than their trans patients.
Several hospitals across the country determined their fear of Trump's illegal EO was more important than their trans patients.
UPDATE: Children’s Wisconsin hospital reinstates gender-affirming care for trans teen after canceling in wake of Trump’s executive order
The order is being challenged in court as illegal and unconstitutional.
wisconsinwatch.org
February 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you're screaming at a hospital about teen trans care, keep screaming.
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my ducks aren’t in a row but my geese are in attack formation
February 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my ducks aren’t in a row but my geese are in attack formation
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IT IS WORTH CALLING ALL OF THEM. They are politicians; inherently they are personalities that want to be liked. They panic if enough of their actual constituents are mad, especially if it’s WAY MORE IN A WEEK THAN USUALLY CALL IN A YEAR
Rep. Golden (ME-2, second whitest & second most rural district in the country) says calls to his office have picked up: www.mainepublic.org/politics/202...
Golden slams Musk: America didn't elect 'weirdo billionaire'
Maine 2nd District U.S. Rep. Jared Golden has generally refrained from criticizing President Trump. But he suggested the president is being sidelined by the world's richest man.
www.mainepublic.org
February 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
IT IS WORTH CALLING ALL OF THEM. They are politicians; inherently they are personalities that want to be liked. They panic if enough of their actual constituents are mad, especially if it’s WAY MORE IN A WEEK THAN USUALLY CALL IN A YEAR
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i'm interested in both
I don’t care that Mitch McConnell fell. I care that democracy is doing the same.
February 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i'm interested in both
My stepdad is at the Wisconsin state Capitol with his sign ❤️
February 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My stepdad is at the Wisconsin state Capitol with his sign ❤️
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Hear me out —
If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.
Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.
Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
Musk staff have access to student aid data now.
February 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hear me out —
If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.
Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.
Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
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Well, food is about to get a lot more expensive, and I manage stress by info-dumping, so I'm gonna share some of the survival strategies I learned spending my first 30 years food-insecure:
First: Cooking in large quantities and freezing some for later is more cost-effective than cooking every day
First: Cooking in large quantities and freezing some for later is more cost-effective than cooking every day
February 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Well, food is about to get a lot more expensive, and I manage stress by info-dumping, so I'm gonna share some of the survival strategies I learned spending my first 30 years food-insecure:
First: Cooking in large quantities and freezing some for later is more cost-effective than cooking every day
First: Cooking in large quantities and freezing some for later is more cost-effective than cooking every day
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Imagine there's two titties
It's easy if you try
It's easy if you try
john lennon shoulda wrote a song about titties
January 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Imagine there's two titties
It's easy if you try
It's easy if you try
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I wanted to share this resource if anyone finds it helpful! Check it out if you're interested in supporting an abortion fund and also getting a cute shirt or whatnot! Thanks to my bff @yrpalnikki.bsky.social for your help 💖 ♍
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Abortion Fund Merch
docs.google.com
January 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I wanted to share this resource if anyone finds it helpful! Check it out if you're interested in supporting an abortion fund and also getting a cute shirt or whatnot! Thanks to my bff @yrpalnikki.bsky.social for your help 💖 ♍
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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this 1941 article where the author describes all the guests at a fancy society party and ruthlessly analyzes which of them might become Nazis and what their hook would be has unfortunately aged like a fine wine. we still know all these people
Beyond this bit being passed around, which is worth sharing for the main points, do click through and read the whole thing. It's worth it. harpers.org/archive/1941...
January 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
this 1941 article where the author describes all the guests at a fancy society party and ruthlessly analyzes which of them might become Nazis and what their hook would be has unfortunately aged like a fine wine. we still know all these people