A Jetson
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Human being. queer. married. my pets’ average number of legs is 3.6666. I am commonly mistaken for a D&D nerd or 3 opossums in a trenchcoat.
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I someone had told me 10 years ago that the war against wokeness would bring us back to Times New Roman...
Satire is dead
Satire is dead
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I someone had told me 10 years ago that the war against wokeness would bring us back to Times New Roman...
Satire is dead
Satire is dead
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Fun times at the neighborhood liquor store! /s I overheard clerks chirping on ‘that foreigner who’s playing the superbowl & how no one knows him.’ I pull on my whitest & cheeriest fucking face, chat them up about my real love for Bad Bunny. A US citizen, bitch! I’m not returning to their store ✌🏻
October 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fun times at the neighborhood liquor store! /s I overheard clerks chirping on ‘that foreigner who’s playing the superbowl & how no one knows him.’ I pull on my whitest & cheeriest fucking face, chat them up about my real love for Bad Bunny. A US citizen, bitch! I’m not returning to their store ✌🏻
Oops, should I wake up Green Day or the MAGA controlled congress for not passing a f’ing budget?
These clowns control all three branches of government and can’t govern their way out of deficit, deceit, and moral decay.
These clowns control all three branches of government and can’t govern their way out of deficit, deceit, and moral decay.
October 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Oops, should I wake up Green Day or the MAGA controlled congress for not passing a f’ing budget?
These clowns control all three branches of government and can’t govern their way out of deficit, deceit, and moral decay.
These clowns control all three branches of government and can’t govern their way out of deficit, deceit, and moral decay.
Westminster City Forum- Suburbs can’t be walkable? Baker is narrow minded on what’s possible and what other neighborhoods are like in the Denver metro. And somehow “the city is still afraid of new ideas”. #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Westminster City Forum- Suburbs can’t be walkable? Baker is narrow minded on what’s possible and what other neighborhoods are like in the Denver metro. And somehow “the city is still afraid of new ideas”. #copolitics
Westminster City Forum- Yes! getting out into the city with town halls and collaborations with the school board. This is what we need, Claire! #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Westminster City Forum- Yes! getting out into the city with town halls and collaborations with the school board. This is what we need, Claire! #copolitics
Westminster City Forum- Mr. Baker, every suburb is unaffordable! #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Westminster City Forum- Mr. Baker, every suburb is unaffordable! #copolitics
Westminster City Forum-Mayoral debate- I’m gonna be upfront, Claire Carmelia is my woman, current city council person. She’s a fighter and an advocate for everyone! #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Westminster City Forum-Mayoral debate- I’m gonna be upfront, Claire Carmelia is my woman, current city council person. She’s a fighter and an advocate for everyone! #copolitics
Westminster City Forum- There’s certainly two people I would not recommend for City Council cause damn the rich people yikes! #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Westminster City Forum- There’s certainly two people I would not recommend for City Council cause damn the rich people yikes! #copolitics
Westminster City Forum-Jeremy Nuanes and Kathy Stroud are “neutral” about funding the Fire Department??? Excuse me, our state is a tinderbox. what the heck. #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Westminster City Forum-Jeremy Nuanes and Kathy Stroud are “neutral” about funding the Fire Department??? Excuse me, our state is a tinderbox. what the heck. #copolitics
Westminster City Forum- so building a new water treatment plant isn’t fiscally responsible, Karen Kalavity? “it’s nonsense” - really??? What. #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Westminster City Forum- so building a new water treatment plant isn’t fiscally responsible, Karen Kalavity? “it’s nonsense” - really??? What. #copolitics
Westminster City Forum: Thank you Jack Johnson actually knowing that a “starter home” is still unaffordable in this state, Period. #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Westminster City Forum: Thank you Jack Johnson actually knowing that a “starter home” is still unaffordable in this state, Period. #copolitics
Westminster CO Forum- Sarah Numela and Philip Romero seem to have some common sense on affordable housing and it’s not something you should demonize folks over. #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Westminster CO Forum- Sarah Numela and Philip Romero seem to have some common sense on affordable housing and it’s not something you should demonize folks over. #copolitics
Westminster City Forum- Karen Kalavity hasn’t heard about buses. Wild concept. #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Westminster City Forum- Karen Kalavity hasn’t heard about buses. Wild concept. #copolitics
Westminster City Forum: apparently “little Denver” is a slur and euphemism for uhhh poor people or bipoc people. Not sure, I’d like Kathy Stroud to clarify. #copolitics
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Westminster City Forum: apparently “little Denver” is a slur and euphemism for uhhh poor people or bipoc people. Not sure, I’d like Kathy Stroud to clarify. #copolitics
I think the lost in translation for the One Piece debate is folks argue that it’s not political b/c Captain Luffy who is not politically savvy nor intellectually cunning. His allies, friends, and crew however- all are. His father leads the Revolutionary Army. His morals align with antifa 100%.
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the lost in translation for the One Piece debate is folks argue that it’s not political b/c Captain Luffy who is not politically savvy nor intellectually cunning. His allies, friends, and crew however- all are. His father leads the Revolutionary Army. His morals align with antifa 100%.
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Eric Adams Slips Out the Side Door www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
Eric Adams Slips Out the Side Door
The Mayor makes official what has been obvious for some time, and ends his reëlection campaign.
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September 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Eric Adams Slips Out the Side Door www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
Yesterday I learned there’s some religious psychosis happening and folks think the rapture is happening today. I don’t pray but damn I hope their kids and spouses are safe over the next 48 hours.
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Yesterday I learned there’s some religious psychosis happening and folks think the rapture is happening today. I don’t pray but damn I hope their kids and spouses are safe over the next 48 hours.
Doesn’t matter if they put Kimmel back on, I’m still not gonna run and subscribe to Disney this year. Do the right thing and stand up for the talent that brings you money. I’ll see if they act better in 2026, otherwise they’re gonna be just like Target - forgotten!
September 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Doesn’t matter if they put Kimmel back on, I’m still not gonna run and subscribe to Disney this year. Do the right thing and stand up for the talent that brings you money. I’ll see if they act better in 2026, otherwise they’re gonna be just like Target - forgotten!
Funny thing about life, we were about to switch our streaming back over to Disney after 8 months off. Now I guess our home won’t be rotating back to them anytime soon. Fuck the mouse 👋👋👋
September 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Funny thing about life, we were about to switch our streaming back over to Disney after 8 months off. Now I guess our home won’t be rotating back to them anytime soon. Fuck the mouse 👋👋👋
Taylor Swift blowing up my whole weekend of plans for October 3rd! 🧡🧡🧡
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Taylor Swift blowing up my whole weekend of plans for October 3rd! 🧡🧡🧡
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watching normal people learn what a groyper is feels like when the NYC mayor finally starts listening to the ghostbusters
September 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
watching normal people learn what a groyper is feels like when the NYC mayor finally starts listening to the ghostbusters
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BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.
September 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.
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My mom asked me about Charlie Kirk tonight so I showed her some of his greatest hits online (I was fixing her Kobo account) and within a couple minutes she was like "Well why are people saying such nice things about him?"
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My mom asked me about Charlie Kirk tonight so I showed her some of his greatest hits online (I was fixing her Kobo account) and within a couple minutes she was like "Well why are people saying such nice things about him?"
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Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.