Accurate script dialog brought to you by one of my most beloved childhood possessions.

There’s also comorse and antimorse but you only read about them in textbooks.

The recipe called for two cups of shredded chicken but you can't know how much that is until it is fully cooked and shredded and also it varies depending on how extensively you shred it and weight has none of these problems.

their page for FTX still claims it was because of a liquidity crunch

I am satisfied with the level of resistance to explanation by an LLM this joke provides. Chatbots find it almost as unfunny as humans do.