airhorse
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temporarily embarrassed big account. literally 38
I could fix her but the John Oliver wig stays on
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I could fix her but the John Oliver wig stays on
this is the most important non-election year of our lifetimes 😤
liberals can’t even handle anyone to their left criticizing democrats like pete buttigieg and gavin newsom 3 years before the presidential primary about how they have shifted right on trans issues and homeless policies. when is the right time to criticize them????
August 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this is the most important non-election year of our lifetimes 😤
Fine
1 like = 1 original novel
1 like = 1 original novel
July 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fine
1 like = 1 original novel
1 like = 1 original novel
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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
July 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
bro your jokes are laughable
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
bro your jokes are laughable
for a brief moment in 2020 the left saw a reason to believe in electoralism. after being disabused of that belief, they redirected their energy — into direct action, protest, mutual aid, and non-electoral organizing (of workers, tenants, patients, migrants)…
July 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
for a brief moment in 2020 the left saw a reason to believe in electoralism. after being disabused of that belief, they redirected their energy — into direct action, protest, mutual aid, and non-electoral organizing (of workers, tenants, patients, migrants)…
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"I'a saved you from big Bowser!"
"Nobody asked you to do that."
"I'a died thirty times!!"
"You're sweet."
"Thirty'a one!"
"Nobody asked you to do that."
"I'a died thirty times!!"
"You're sweet."
"Thirty'a one!"
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"I'a saved you from big Bowser!"
"Nobody asked you to do that."
"I'a died thirty times!!"
"You're sweet."
"Thirty'a one!"
"Nobody asked you to do that."
"I'a died thirty times!!"
"You're sweet."
"Thirty'a one!"
the principled thing to do here is pardon them all, regardless of party
Right so they're probably ALL fake, right? Or JUST the Trump one? Is that it?
www.wsj.com/us-news/jeff...
www.wsj.com/us-news/jeff...
Exclusive | Jeffrey Epstein’s Birthday Album Included Letters From Bill Clinton, Leon Black
Former president, Wall Street billionaire were listed along with Donald Trump as ‘friends’ in the 2003 book’s table of contents, which named around five dozen contributors.
www.wsj.com
July 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
the principled thing to do here is pardon them all, regardless of party
I’m no congressman but it seems to me that if shrinking urban populations are the concern the priority should be making shit affordable for the 99% not capping taxes for the 1%
Democratic congressman Tom Suozzi slams Zohran Mamdani as "a bad example" who made "lofty, utopian promises: free public transit, free college tuition, more public housing"
July 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m no congressman but it seems to me that if shrinking urban populations are the concern the priority should be making shit affordable for the 99% not capping taxes for the 1%
I’m guessing this is what it felt like to be alive during Vatican II
Don’t upturn your fork unless it is the only implement you’re using! #food #etiquette #williamhanson
YouTube video by William Hanson
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July 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m guessing this is what it felt like to be alive during Vatican II
look I’m in favor of coalition-building with liberals, I’m just saying if we’re gonna be friends why we gotta hang out at your place every time? my place is nicer
June 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
look I’m in favor of coalition-building with liberals, I’m just saying if we’re gonna be friends why we gotta hang out at your place every time? my place is nicer
BREAKING: Dov Charney endorses Andrew Cuomo for mayor
June 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
BREAKING: Dov Charney endorses Andrew Cuomo for mayor
why’s everyone being so mean to bill clinton ☹️ he never did anything to anyone
June 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
why’s everyone being so mean to bill clinton ☹️ he never did anything to anyone
“they’re our only ally in the region” wait you mean THE region where more mesozoic organic matter than usual decayed in that one way you really like?? how can I help, just tell me who to kill
June 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“they’re our only ally in the region” wait you mean THE region where more mesozoic organic matter than usual decayed in that one way you really like?? how can I help, just tell me who to kill
“we can’t let a nuclear weapon fall into the wrong hands” yeah jeez I wonder what that would feel like
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“we can’t let a nuclear weapon fall into the wrong hands” yeah jeez I wonder what that would feel like
how people still haven’t developed a baseline ability to sniff out AI generated prose is beyond me, and I’m not talking about the em-dashes
Trust him bro, he's very smart... In fact he doesn't have a normal brain. 🙄
June 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
how people still haven’t developed a baseline ability to sniff out AI generated prose is beyond me, and I’m not talking about the em-dashes
you can tell the “protest peacefully and you’ll be fine” libs don’t have any concerns about what’s been done to peaceful Gaza protesters over the past few months, or else cognitive dissonance would stop them from saying it
don’t think they realize how badly they’re telling on themselves!
don’t think they realize how badly they’re telling on themselves!
June 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
you can tell the “protest peacefully and you’ll be fine” libs don’t have any concerns about what’s been done to peaceful Gaza protesters over the past few months, or else cognitive dissonance would stop them from saying it
don’t think they realize how badly they’re telling on themselves!
don’t think they realize how badly they’re telling on themselves!
underrated detail of this story is ‘just got home from the hospital after my child’s harrowing medical emergency, time to post on r/ChatGPT’
I see your chatGPT is my best friend and raise you chatGPT is my child's emergency medical provider
May 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
underrated detail of this story is ‘just got home from the hospital after my child’s harrowing medical emergency, time to post on r/ChatGPT’
rather be hoisted by my own petard than laid low by the petard of another
May 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
rather be hoisted by my own petard than laid low by the petard of another
y’all really ready to cancel Grok at the first sign of neurodivergence huh 🙄
May 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
y’all really ready to cancel Grok at the first sign of neurodivergence huh 🙄
*doing my What the Fuck is Wrong With You voice:* what the fuck is wrong with you
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*doing my What the Fuck is Wrong With You voice:* what the fuck is wrong with you
I bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid
Voters do the hiring. They are where the buck stops for all outcomes.
They hired...this.
They hired...this.
April 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid
“edgy democrat” is such a funny archetype
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
“edgy democrat” is such a funny archetype
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I swear I thought for a second that Clayton McCullough got murdered by that graphic. 🤣
April 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I swear I thought for a second that Clayton McCullough got murdered by that graphic. 🤣