Simon Scissors
@aimancaezar.bsky.social
i mainly spill coffee and trip over things both real and imagined
(another?) American pope!
May 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
(another?) American pope!
In meetings
❌ "can we have the room please?" - weak, embarrassing, hurts peoples feelings
✅ "EXTRA OMNES" - confident, decisive, no apologies for the biblical shit that's about to go down
❌ "can we have the room please?" - weak, embarrassing, hurts peoples feelings
✅ "EXTRA OMNES" - confident, decisive, no apologies for the biblical shit that's about to go down
May 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In meetings
❌ "can we have the room please?" - weak, embarrassing, hurts peoples feelings
✅ "EXTRA OMNES" - confident, decisive, no apologies for the biblical shit that's about to go down
❌ "can we have the room please?" - weak, embarrassing, hurts peoples feelings
✅ "EXTRA OMNES" - confident, decisive, no apologies for the biblical shit that's about to go down
Fine I'll go and see thunderbolts
May 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Fine I'll go and see thunderbolts
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In response to the Polygon and Giant Bomb news, I created an indie and worker-owned games media starter pack.
I’ll keep adding to it, so suggestions and recommendations are greatly appreciated. Please share!
I’ll keep adding to it, so suggestions and recommendations are greatly appreciated. Please share!
May 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
In response to the Polygon and Giant Bomb news, I created an indie and worker-owned games media starter pack.
I’ll keep adding to it, so suggestions and recommendations are greatly appreciated. Please share!
I’ll keep adding to it, so suggestions and recommendations are greatly appreciated. Please share!
I don’t get it, who’s seriously talking about ASEAN collapsing?
April 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don’t get it, who’s seriously talking about ASEAN collapsing?
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
A story in 3 parts
December 4, 2024 at 12:48 AM
A story in 3 parts
Trying to learn the value of not taking action. Not everything merits a follow up clarification. Maybe most people, most of the time, just want to know what i want, not why I want it
November 19, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Trying to learn the value of not taking action. Not everything merits a follow up clarification. Maybe most people, most of the time, just want to know what i want, not why I want it
The only time I will tolerate doing math is to verify that yes, this man did indeed walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door
November 19, 2024 at 7:13 AM
The only time I will tolerate doing math is to verify that yes, this man did indeed walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 2
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 2
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 2
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 2
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
Funny thing is about a year ago i sunk 6 hours or so into AC Valhalla, felt meh, and went "yep, I must still be open-worlded out"
I essentially ate a family sized bag of chips and went "hmm I could really go for a baked potato right about now"
I essentially ate a family sized bag of chips and went "hmm I could really go for a baked potato right about now"
November 17, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Funny thing is about a year ago i sunk 6 hours or so into AC Valhalla, felt meh, and went "yep, I must still be open-worlded out"
I essentially ate a family sized bag of chips and went "hmm I could really go for a baked potato right about now"
I essentially ate a family sized bag of chips and went "hmm I could really go for a baked potato right about now"
3 years ago I bounced off of ghost of Tsushima cause I was "open-worlded out" by AC Odyssey
So many wasted years
So many wasted years
November 17, 2024 at 7:25 AM
3 years ago I bounced off of ghost of Tsushima cause I was "open-worlded out" by AC Odyssey
So many wasted years
So many wasted years
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People cope that they choose a female character because they often have smaller hitboxes, just embrace the fact that you want to play virtual dress up and be cute. Fashion is always the end game
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 AM
People cope that they choose a female character because they often have smaller hitboxes, just embrace the fact that you want to play virtual dress up and be cute. Fashion is always the end game
I always forget how much starting a new job feels like jumping headfirst into a bowl of alphabet soup
November 17, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I always forget how much starting a new job feels like jumping headfirst into a bowl of alphabet soup
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 1
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 1
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
November 17, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 1
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
Day 1
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
The screamer sleeps
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The screamer sleeps
Our new cat is deaf and has problems modulating the volume of his meows. He is also a bottomless pit of need with too much energy. Please I am an aging man grasping at the straws of existence and my legacy depends on teaching this little screaming idiot
November 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Our new cat is deaf and has problems modulating the volume of his meows. He is also a bottomless pit of need with too much energy. Please I am an aging man grasping at the straws of existence and my legacy depends on teaching this little screaming idiot
"grass is always greener on the other side :)" yeah. sure ok buddy the "grass" is "green" whatever that means. get a load of this guy
November 11, 2024 at 2:38 AM
"grass is always greener on the other side :)" yeah. sure ok buddy the "grass" is "green" whatever that means. get a load of this guy
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Best part of ghost of Tsushima is ripping through bandits with extreme violence, and then immediately sprinting off to chase a yellow bird before the guy I rescued is even done thanking me. unhinged samurai shit
November 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Best part of ghost of Tsushima is ripping through bandits with extreme violence, and then immediately sprinting off to chase a yellow bird before the guy I rescued is even done thanking me. unhinged samurai shit
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“What happens when hope curdles?”
Beyond Left Melancholy | Hannah Proctor
Mourning and its acknowledgment are necessary to a revitalized left.
thebaffler.com
November 8, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“What happens when hope curdles?”
And here I was thinking the weirdest thing about today would be finding out about my uncle hornyposting on threads
November 6, 2024 at 12:56 PM
And here I was thinking the weirdest thing about today would be finding out about my uncle hornyposting on threads
Lots to unpack here. Actually wait. No, no there isn't.
Breaking news: Donald Trump has been elected the nation’s 47th president, and will return to the White House after a criminal conviction and two impeachments by riding a wave of voter dissatisfaction after four years of Democratic leadership. wapo.st/4fhSjzQ
November 6, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Lots to unpack here. Actually wait. No, no there isn't.
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[everyone, all of us, for goddamn months]
We won’t know anything for days
[now]
Oh fuck, oh shit
We won’t know anything for days
[now]
Oh fuck, oh shit
November 6, 2024 at 2:19 AM
[everyone, all of us, for goddamn months]
We won’t know anything for days
[now]
Oh fuck, oh shit
We won’t know anything for days
[now]
Oh fuck, oh shit
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