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Chrispanda
@ailuruschris.bsky.social
One time writer and film-maker now mostly gardener and grandad. Still failing to understand how infinite growth can work on a finite planet. #FBPE
The guardian online today: 4 articles with garages name in the title on the front page, and they wonder why I refuse to subscribe 😔
August 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In 2012 we briefly gave control of the narrative to someone (Danny Boyle) who shares real British values. Since then control has been taken back by foreign billionaires (Murdoch, Barclay bros, Rothermere etc). Our governments fear their power but enjoy the benefits.
July 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Had to look it up. Worth the effort 😃
May 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Not a problem if they short the pound first, since what happens to the rest of us is not important to them
May 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tasked with writing this sort of crap in a pitch I once inserted the line "plucking the low hanging fruit from the big swinging dicks" and noone even blinked
April 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
AI is clearly the future.
The statement "many a panda stuffs a cabbage" is a playful, figurative way of saying many pandas eat a lot of cabbage.
April 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Well he likes weird names
How about Uno Umanatzi. Here boy 😁
April 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I think left and right are not part of this equation. People are saying "this isn't working, let's try something different". Explains Brexit, Trump, Corbyn and Reform. It would actually make some sense if the game wasn't rigged to ensure they can't win.
April 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
If you see something suspicious...
March 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I fear you may have missed the joke .. though all forgiven since what's going on is no laughing matter.
March 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yeah, we have a big problem with Tren de Aragua here in the UK. That's northern rail in Spanish right?
March 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I asked the question a few weeks ago. I think the first step will be to bring in more troops to secure the base that Vance is visiting today ...
March 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm guessing the bystander effect is that bit where everyone waits for someone else to step in?
March 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Should have both dummies so that conversation can be had in training. Stopping to think about whether it's ok could cost lives.
March 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I had never thought of this, and I've had to do CPR on a man with lungs full of water. I might have hesitated if it was a woman while I processed "is it ok?". A moment can be all the difference. People should have to practice on both dummies and have that conversation in training. Obvious.
March 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM