He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.

Either way, bury me in satin and, perhaps lay me down in a bed of roses?…?

Officially my first scary thought was that the lightbulbs were candles

This the only report I'm waiting for regarding Mitch McConnell

If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

Carrie Underwood
Jason Aldean
Rascal Flats
Nelly
Billy Ray Cyrus
Parker McCollum
Gavin Degraw
Liberty University Gospel Choir
Kid Rock
The Village People
Christopher Macchio
Lee Greenwood

Fuck this is literally my Spotify Unwrapped

Call me crazy but jumping to rednote while TikTok actively approaches decay is kind of silly and maybe we all need a break

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

Someone shared this with me, and I think it's beautiful. That's what I wish for everyone I love and appreciate in this New Year 2025, that your life is filled with an abundance of real luxuries. ❤️

Ghost of Xmas future trying to stop me from breaking into the Tokyo pokemon center

i get why folks like to rate and rank game changer episodes, but for what it's worth, i don't like thinking about the series that way!! i like thinking about it a ~portfolio~ of evidence that will one day lead to my arrest

Dog sitting for the neighbors pups wondering if all poops steam in the cold like theirs

My toxic trait is speaking out against Spotify as a company but still being on a family plan with them

who else up envying their cats inability to understand global conflicts rn

Hey guys twitter is owned by the guy who is a fascist so I’m gonna try this one out