Don’t really want to go back to work tomorrow

My work finally introducing a salary sacrifice pension scheme and then Reeves is about make them practically useless from next week 🙃

I also watched half of Materialists which was leaning towards a 4 star film but wanted to finish watching it at home to give it my whole attention. Also Toy Story 2 is the best Toy Story

I have watched a lot of Pixar films today

The inflight entertainment system had the censored version of Oppenheimer 💀

I still have 3 hours of my first leg to go 🫠

People on this flight are really just like “fuck the seatbelt sign being on”

I remember playing the demo to chapter 4 on this on the PS3 and dying a lot lol. My dad also bought me this randomly and I’m so glad he did, good times

So early at the airport that security hasn’t opened yet 💀

A great day was had petting kolas and feeding kangaroos

Just a bit sunburnt this morning

What if I just didn’t come home

The best way to describe Cairns is that it’s like a spanish resort holiday

Pray for this bottle of wine that needs to survive 4 flights before it reaches its final destination

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

What the hell was the point of that speech last week then

If the Prescott memo is true, and there is a secret cabal of LGBTQ+ journalists stopping any negative stories about trans people being published or aired at BBC News, then, I have to say, they’re doing a really fucking shit job of that.

Thanks I hate this

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Go home flighty, you’re drunk

My body aches today after surfing yesterday

Not to rub it in or anything but my Monday is being spent at the beach

Just ate my weight in Brazilian meats

On reflection I’d maybe lower Frankenstein’s score to 2