jesse
@ahjesse.bsky.social
thoughts my own | he/him | 31 | Robin Father | Chickadee Houser | Possum Papa | all skeets satire unless otherwise indicated | only here because I can't stand the thought of not being able to love my oomfies
I can’t stop deadlocking
December 9, 2024 at 7:42 AM
I can’t stop deadlocking
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The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are a horror show
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 AM
The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are a horror show
just spent $200 at dollar general somehow who wont me
December 3, 2024 at 9:08 PM
just spent $200 at dollar general somehow who wont me
My dream job is to be the husband of one of those women doing the mobile app trailers I would wash her dishes I’d make her dinner like c’mon baby lets film together
December 3, 2024 at 8:44 AM
My dream job is to be the husband of one of those women doing the mobile app trailers I would wash her dishes I’d make her dinner like c’mon baby lets film together
I need the granny from dandadan in my life so bad
December 2, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I need the granny from dandadan in my life so bad
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Gm, chat! Happy Hump Day. We got each other and we keep going. 🫶
November 27, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Gm, chat! Happy Hump Day. We got each other and we keep going. 🫶
had a dream my hair was past my shoulders again and my body was about 1/2 of my current size, which probably means nothing
November 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
had a dream my hair was past my shoulders again and my body was about 1/2 of my current size, which probably means nothing
you step into an abandoned old shed on a nature trail ONE TIME and you’re cursed for life this is crazy
November 19, 2024 at 4:41 PM
you step into an abandoned old shed on a nature trail ONE TIME and you’re cursed for life this is crazy
Should I really shitpost here like I do on the other place? Idk I feel like some nonprofit might lose its funding if I go too crazy
November 19, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Should I really shitpost here like I do on the other place? Idk I feel like some nonprofit might lose its funding if I go too crazy
The real og on adult swim
November 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
The real og on adult swim
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I no longer care about American politics. We lost fair and square and if there's elections in 2028 I'll be voting for whoever is the most left leaning so probably a 90s republican conservative democrat again versus mecha Hitler or whatever monstrosity the right cooks up by then
November 18, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I no longer care about American politics. We lost fair and square and if there's elections in 2028 I'll be voting for whoever is the most left leaning so probably a 90s republican conservative democrat again versus mecha Hitler or whatever monstrosity the right cooks up by then
Hello @webfishing.bsky.social I love you
November 18, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Hello @webfishing.bsky.social I love you
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I need to stop eating out
November 18, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I need to stop eating out
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Now this is a humiliation ritual, lol
November 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Now this is a humiliation ritual, lol
insane that getting 6+ hours of sleep for once at a proper time means I don’t already want to put my head through a wall this fine monday morning (rest of day still tbd)
November 18, 2024 at 2:36 PM
insane that getting 6+ hours of sleep for once at a proper time means I don’t already want to put my head through a wall this fine monday morning (rest of day still tbd)
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they're surgically extracting all my whimsy later today
November 17, 2024 at 6:43 PM
they're surgically extracting all my whimsy later today
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If anyone knows of openings for a video editor, producer, or instructional designer please let me know.
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 AM
If anyone knows of openings for a video editor, producer, or instructional designer please let me know.
Y’all got any shitpostin in this town
November 16, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Y’all got any shitpostin in this town
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Me in Deadlock:
IM NOT A FEEDER I JUST LIKE FEEDING PEOPLE
November 13, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Me in Deadlock:
Brazil miku my queen
October 20, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Brazil miku my queen
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By the age of 30, you should have:
- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain
- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain
October 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
By the age of 30, you should have:
- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain
- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain