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The most unrealistic thing in Jaws is when the mayor eventually admits he was wrong.
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Slim Pickens being in both Dr. Strangelove and Blazing Saddles is Cazale-level stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
We don’t put enough gumdrops on shit anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If Mavericks fans really want to be upset about something, maybe it ‘s the fact that we’ll never get another Jon Hamm Fletch movie.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Share your favorite black and white movie.
September 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Having worked a manual scoreboard, what I wish we could have done, in hindsight, was pitch counts.
September 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Somebody said, “We can build a better Andie MacDowell”. And it was Andie MacDowell and Margaret Qualley’s dad.
July 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Grosse Pointe Blank is an all-timer romantic comedy.
June 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If instead of Brian Wilson and Mike Love you just had two Mike Loves you’d get the Eagles.
June 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If I were Paul McCartney right now, I’d be hoping for Gayle Peevey to die and then crossing my fingers like a motherfucker.
June 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jesus, Sly couldn’t catch a break, even in death.
June 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Terri Garr is in Young Frankenstein, Tootsie, Close Encounters, and the Conversation. That’s kind of some John Cazale shit.
June 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The problem of constitutional law, in a nutshell:
May 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
After Dunkirk (Nolan) and Blitz (McQueen), who’s going to step up to help Hans Zimmer finish his World War 2 dread trilogy?
January 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The “of it all” of it all has really gotten out of hand in podcast land.

Also, let’s call off the search for liminal spaces. Pretty sure we found them all last year.
January 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Probably more a question of when the Mikey Madison Criterion Closet video becomes the most viewed than if.
January 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I can’t believe they got Ray Manzarek to sit down snd talk for this.
December 19, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I was kind of scared to watch the Pamela Anderson Criterion Closet video, but it’s really quite sweet. That lady was married to Tommy Lee.
December 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 9:12 PM
There used to be local writers that reviewed concerts.
September 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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As a Haitian-American I am appalled and terrified at what we're seeing today.

Elected officials, using their verified government accounts (even the US HOUSE JUDICIARY ACCOUNT) are spreading a story that is provably false in order to stoke violence against Haitians

Every Haitian I know is afraid
September 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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August 30, 2024 at 9:17 PM