oh your tummy hurts? (throws a bottle of pepto bismol really hard at your head)

good lord

as someone who has spent a notable amount of time hyperfixated on both but more on star war u are objectively correct

If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.

Isaac Chotiner showing up outside your office with a sledgehammer and, inexplicably, a recording device

and I really am old enough to remember those far-off days before 2011 or so when most people *didn’t* assume that big tech was the Face of Creeping Evil - tech fucked up bad! by means of actually being evil all the time!