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Blue
@agirlnamedblue.bsky.social
I was born on a Monday.
Is it possible that the elite city you've been told is magical is just marketed to you by capitalists that want to exploit the labor of the poor by selling a dream of a cultured, creative urban life that almost nobody realizes, at a premium cost which most struggle to barely afford?
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sitting here on the UES counting black Prada blouson jackets wondering how it is possible to have so much coin to drop on garments.
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
TLOAS album cover is her reflection inside of Travis' eyes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hey, I'm writing a book. Here's a taste, from a reading I participated in over the summer. Please share with anyone who enjoys Mom-Traum, memoir, grief, Missouri, dark humor... Especially if they want to give me a book deal 🤝. #writing

open.substack.com/pub/blueperr...
Don’t Remember Me & Other Dying Wishes
Many species of pit vipers give birth to live young.
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September 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've lived in the Northeast for just over a week and I've used trains almost exclusively. It's thrilling.
September 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Within the last 7 days, I filed for divorce, packed my life, moved across the country with a U-Haul and a car trailer, and now I'm going to to spend my hottest years of my life doing whatever the fuck I want.
August 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why are we using chat gpt in place of critical thought?
August 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I want a smart phone with zero AI functionality. Does this exist?
August 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The weekend of the Chappell Roan concert is going to be a bigger tourism weekend for Kansas City than any WC match ....
July 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I have four cats and none of them are tongue-sticking-out cats and so I think five cats is reasonable.
July 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Heartbroken for the girls. What's new?
July 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Having a city-provided rolling dumpster for trash has changed my life as a cat owner.
July 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Anyway, here are some coils from my garden.
July 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
✨HAM 🍖 BEAST✨
July 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My heavily budded larkspur bloom broke off at the base of the stalk in the rain and I'm ready to burn the world.
July 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Thinking about all the miserable marriages/relationships resulting in miserable children when people refuse to separate bc they think being miserable together is worth the cost for the value of a public education in Johnson County, Kansas. Staying together for the school district. It's kinda absurd.
July 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When you reach out to a relative about another relatives active suicidal ideation and as active discussion of self harm and hopelessness, and the response you get is to not reach out for emergency intervention because a 5150 could "ruin their life".
kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says really
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says really
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June 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Vibes are rancid. I'm throwing a bread party.

Please bring fancy butter, jam, or cheese.
June 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.
June 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm going to miss Big Mouth. I loved this show!
June 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just spent $34 on Jimmy John's delivery fucking what
June 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Everyone in my family thinks my mom's first husband was DB Cooper.
June 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I don't think Gen-Z is ready for a draft.
June 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Waxing chains? Tire sealant? Hydraulic brakes???

Bro you are bringing too many new goos into biking.
June 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM