Agent Smart
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Aaron Turner-Jones. Founder at Thinking Cap Studios. Dad, Web Designer, Creative Director, gun, stinking hippy, occasional hitman, coffee's bitch. Mostly sober. Chaotic good. 🥋🏴☠️ @agentsmart ✖️ www.turner-jones.com 🖥️
Pinned
*knock,knock*
"Got any eggs?"
"Got any eggs?"
March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
*knock,knock*
"Got any eggs?"
"Got any eggs?"
I will remember today as the day the 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump, signed with sharpie, broadcast live to the world, an executive order undoing a ban on plastic straws stating "paper straws explode" and plastic straws "aren't going to bother sharks."
None of that is a lie.
None of that is a lie.
February 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I will remember today as the day the 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump, signed with sharpie, broadcast live to the world, an executive order undoing a ban on plastic straws stating "paper straws explode" and plastic straws "aren't going to bother sharks."
None of that is a lie.
None of that is a lie.
Cunning as I am I'm no linguist but why doesn't "anti-islamic" carry the same gravitas or weight as "anti-semitic" appears to?
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Cunning as I am I'm no linguist but why doesn't "anti-islamic" carry the same gravitas or weight as "anti-semitic" appears to?
Melania Trump's outfit at the inauguration is fucking dope. #InaugurationDay
January 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Melania Trump's outfit at the inauguration is fucking dope. #InaugurationDay
Happy New Year to those who celebrate. Here's to the year that was and the one yet to be. May you give and receive abundant kindness in 2025.
"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Cheers big ears.
"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Cheers big ears.
December 31, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Happy New Year to those who celebrate. Here's to the year that was and the one yet to be. May you give and receive abundant kindness in 2025.
"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Cheers big ears.
"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Cheers big ears.
A-hoy hoy
A merry xmas eve to all.
I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.
I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS
A merry xmas eve to all.
I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.
I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS
December 24, 2024 at 10:55 AM
A-hoy hoy
A merry xmas eve to all.
I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.
I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS
A merry xmas eve to all.
I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.
I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS
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Someone should make a show about this farce.
"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
December 10, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Someone should make a show about this farce.
"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
In the land of the touchscreen be a knob. Tactile and terrific.
December 10, 2024 at 9:43 AM
In the land of the touchscreen be a knob. Tactile and terrific.
Perfect slippers do not exi...
December 2, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Perfect slippers do not exi...
I'm shocked, shocked I tell ya.
"Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever."
michaelwest.com.au/carbon-captu...
"Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever."
michaelwest.com.au/carbon-captu...
Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever - Michael West
Energy economics research body says world’s largest carbon capture and storage project capturing less than half the emissions it planned to.
michaelwest.com.au
November 30, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I'm shocked, shocked I tell ya.
"Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever."
michaelwest.com.au/carbon-captu...
"Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever."
michaelwest.com.au/carbon-captu...
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I adore this art
Some paintings are more challenging than others.
This is my only attempt ever of Queen Anne's Lace. And then I cheated as I painted it with the seed head really compact.
It was very hard, made the dragonfly and seed heads so easy in comparison.
This is one of my greetings cards too 😊
This is my only attempt ever of Queen Anne's Lace. And then I cheated as I painted it with the seed head really compact.
It was very hard, made the dragonfly and seed heads so easy in comparison.
This is one of my greetings cards too 😊
November 28, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I adore this art
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Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton
Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton — The Shovel
Speaking from a prison cell in Brisbane, Mr Dutton – a former sex worker and director of adult films – said the laws were not necessary and that regulators should not be the arbiters of truth.
theshovel.com.au
November 25, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton
Tesla offers lower cost leases in new program to boost their flagging EV sales.
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thedriven.io?p=183845
Tesla offers lower cost leases in new program to boost flagging EV sales
Tesla launches new LeaseMyTesla program in Australia in its latest bid to arrest the slump in sales in the local electric vehicle market.
thedriven.io
November 25, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Tesla offers lower cost leases in new program to boost their flagging EV sales.
thedriven.io?p=183845
thedriven.io?p=183845
Uncommon Words.
Monsterful: Extraordinary; marvelous.
Monsterful: Extraordinary; marvelous.
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Uncommon Words.
Monsterful: Extraordinary; marvelous.
Monsterful: Extraordinary; marvelous.
Meditation Coach:
Control your breathing...
Calm your mind...
My mind:
Control your breathing...
Calm your mind...
My mind:
November 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Meditation Coach:
Control your breathing...
Calm your mind...
My mind:
Control your breathing...
Calm your mind...
My mind:
... the thing that they buy when they come for your talent is your ingenuity, your ability to give what you say you give, especially when they don't understand it. They hope you do, basically.
- John Dykstra
Industrial Light & Magic
- John Dykstra
Industrial Light & Magic
November 23, 2024 at 1:13 PM
... the thing that they buy when they come for your talent is your ingenuity, your ability to give what you say you give, especially when they don't understand it. They hope you do, basically.
- John Dykstra
Industrial Light & Magic
- John Dykstra
Industrial Light & Magic
My name is Eggs Benedictius, commander of the armies of the north, General of the Salmon & Wilted Spinach Legion and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Hollandaise. Father to a hungry son, husband to a beautiful wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
November 23, 2024 at 4:14 AM
My name is Eggs Benedictius, commander of the armies of the north, General of the Salmon & Wilted Spinach Legion and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Hollandaise. Father to a hungry son, husband to a beautiful wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
The perfect present does not exi...
November 22, 2024 at 11:56 PM
The perfect present does not exi...
My fathomless humility.
What do you love about yourself?
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
My fathomless humility.
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Had a request to repost this.
November 22, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Had a request to repost this.
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The Australia Institute is sponsoring our Climate Cartoon Award this year!
Winner to be announced at the Stanley Awards in Canberra on 30th November!
Winner to be announced at the Stanley Awards in Canberra on 30th November!
Announcing the shortlist for the 2024 Australia Institute Climate Cartoon Award!
Megan Herbert
Judy Horacek
Glen Le Lievre
David Pope
David Rowe
We are delighted to be the sponsor of this year’s Awards, organised by the Australian Cartoonists Association.
australiainstitute.org.au/post/shortli...
Megan Herbert
Judy Horacek
Glen Le Lievre
David Pope
David Rowe
We are delighted to be the sponsor of this year’s Awards, organised by the Australian Cartoonists Association.
australiainstitute.org.au/post/shortli...
Shortlist for the Australia Institute Climate Cartoon Award
We are delighted to sponsor this year's Australia Institute Climate Cartoon Award, organised by the Australian Cartoonists Association. The winner will be
australiainstitute.org.au
November 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
The Australia Institute is sponsoring our Climate Cartoon Award this year!
Winner to be announced at the Stanley Awards in Canberra on 30th November!
Winner to be announced at the Stanley Awards in Canberra on 30th November!