Agent Smart
@agentsmart.bsky.social
Aaron Turner-Jones. Founder at Thinking Cap Studios. Dad, Web Designer, Creative Director, gun, stinking hippy, occasional hitman, coffee's bitch. Mostly sober. Chaotic good. 🥋🏴☠️ @agentsmart ✖️ www.turner-jones.com 🖥️
*knock,knock*
"Got any eggs?"
"Got any eggs?"
March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
*knock,knock*
"Got any eggs?"
"Got any eggs?"
I will remember today as the day the 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump, signed with sharpie, broadcast live to the world, an executive order undoing a ban on plastic straws stating "paper straws explode" and plastic straws "aren't going to bother sharks."
None of that is a lie.
None of that is a lie.
February 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I will remember today as the day the 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump, signed with sharpie, broadcast live to the world, an executive order undoing a ban on plastic straws stating "paper straws explode" and plastic straws "aren't going to bother sharks."
None of that is a lie.
None of that is a lie.
Melania Trump's outfit at the inauguration is fucking dope. #InaugurationDay
January 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Melania Trump's outfit at the inauguration is fucking dope. #InaugurationDay
Happy New Year to those who celebrate. Here's to the year that was and the one yet to be. May you give and receive abundant kindness in 2025.
"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Cheers big ears.
"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Cheers big ears.
December 31, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Happy New Year to those who celebrate. Here's to the year that was and the one yet to be. May you give and receive abundant kindness in 2025.
"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Cheers big ears.
"And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Cheers big ears.
A-hoy hoy
A merry xmas eve to all.
I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.
I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS
A merry xmas eve to all.
I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.
I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS
December 24, 2024 at 10:55 AM
A-hoy hoy
A merry xmas eve to all.
I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.
I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS
A merry xmas eve to all.
I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately.
I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you.
- AS
Gotcha. Perhaps. I mean he wanted to put it all in the hands of one which thankfully won't happen now. That would have been the same old same old. Yawn. Pretty sure once Rupert finally unclasps from his mortal shell the plan is to put his mind into Lachlan's body anyway. Now it's a Battle Royale.
December 11, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Gotcha. Perhaps. I mean he wanted to put it all in the hands of one which thankfully won't happen now. That would have been the same old same old. Yawn. Pretty sure once Rupert finally unclasps from his mortal shell the plan is to put his mind into Lachlan's body anyway. Now it's a Battle Royale.
Someone should make a show about this farce.
"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
December 10, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Someone should make a show about this farce.
"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
"A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children."
www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
Perfect slippers do not exi...
December 2, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Perfect slippers do not exi...
Meditation Coach:
Control your breathing...
Calm your mind...
My mind:
Control your breathing...
Calm your mind...
My mind:
November 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Meditation Coach:
Control your breathing...
Calm your mind...
My mind:
Control your breathing...
Calm your mind...
My mind:
My name is Eggs Benedictius, commander of the armies of the north, General of the Salmon & Wilted Spinach Legion and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Hollandaise. Father to a hungry son, husband to a beautiful wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
November 23, 2024 at 4:14 AM
My name is Eggs Benedictius, commander of the armies of the north, General of the Salmon & Wilted Spinach Legion and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Hollandaise. Father to a hungry son, husband to a beautiful wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
The perfect present does not exi...
November 22, 2024 at 11:56 PM
The perfect present does not exi...
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."
(That would be cooler as a slick animated gif with Walsh from Firefly. I'll have to use a static meme instead. Like an animal.)
(That would be cooler as a slick animated gif with Walsh from Firefly. I'll have to use a static meme instead. Like an animal.)
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 AM
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."
(That would be cooler as a slick animated gif with Walsh from Firefly. I'll have to use a static meme instead. Like an animal.)
(That would be cooler as a slick animated gif with Walsh from Firefly. I'll have to use a static meme instead. Like an animal.)
In Defense of a Banana.
by Cassidy Kulhanek
An essay about art from a funny chick that also does Art. A worthy read.
@heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social
www.cassidyk.com/writing/2024...
by Cassidy Kulhanek
An essay about art from a funny chick that also does Art. A worthy read.
@heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social
www.cassidyk.com/writing/2024...
November 22, 2024 at 2:55 AM
In Defense of a Banana.
by Cassidy Kulhanek
An essay about art from a funny chick that also does Art. A worthy read.
@heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social
www.cassidyk.com/writing/2024...
by Cassidy Kulhanek
An essay about art from a funny chick that also does Art. A worthy read.
@heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social
www.cassidyk.com/writing/2024...
Sopping wet pink bits.
November 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Sopping wet pink bits.
Already are. Tech bro casual is the new suit.
November 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Already are. Tech bro casual is the new suit.
Get to it people. For the love of god, please vote to make this the word of the year.
Vote for the #WordoftheYear now. #rawdogging
www.macquariedictionary.com.au/vote-now-for...
Vote for the #WordoftheYear now. #rawdogging
www.macquariedictionary.com.au/vote-now-for...
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Get to it people. For the love of god, please vote to make this the word of the year.
Vote for the #WordoftheYear now. #rawdogging
www.macquariedictionary.com.au/vote-now-for...
Vote for the #WordoftheYear now. #rawdogging
www.macquariedictionary.com.au/vote-now-for...
Quote Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
November 16, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Quote Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
Was fairly sporadic back in the day, would go down for hours at a time, eventually happening less and less and then went years and years without an issue.
November 16, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Was fairly sporadic back in the day, would go down for hours at a time, eventually happening less and less and then went years and years without an issue.
My first post on Bluesky was 12th of May 2023.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
My first post on Bluesky was 12th of May 2023.
Everyday we stray further from god's light...
November 13, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Everyday we stray further from god's light...
Ok. An image test. How does the butterfly compare?
Brisbane City warming up.
Brisbane City warming up.
November 8, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Ok. An image test. How does the butterfly compare?
Brisbane City warming up.
Brisbane City warming up.
So, BlueSky, the word is you're it now...
November 8, 2024 at 8:09 AM
So, BlueSky, the word is you're it now...