Sara 🦭
@agent-shadow-purr.bsky.social
Bi 🏳️🌈| 35 ♀️ | AuDHD ♾️
🦭 = I'm cute, clumsy, charming and playful. And not interested in you. Boom mic drop ect ect.
🦭 = I'm cute, clumsy, charming and playful. And not interested in you. Boom mic drop ect ect.
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Sara 🦭
@agent-shadow-purr.bsky.social
· Nov 1
Tomorrow is my birthday. Feel free to wish me a happy birthday, tomorrow, should you see this.
Tomorrow is my birthday. Feel free to wish me a happy birthday, tomorrow, should you see this.
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Tomorrow is my birthday. Feel free to wish me a happy birthday, tomorrow, should you see this.
Just some late-night thoughts.
It's been a weird year for me, especially the summer 😳 but I'm loving my job at the new school and I'm hoping I get to stay 🤞 the headmaster said maybe if there's room for it in the budget so fingers crossed you guys 🤞
It's been a weird year for me, especially the summer 😳 but I'm loving my job at the new school and I'm hoping I get to stay 🤞 the headmaster said maybe if there's room for it in the budget so fingers crossed you guys 🤞
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just some late-night thoughts.
It's been a weird year for me, especially the summer 😳 but I'm loving my job at the new school and I'm hoping I get to stay 🤞 the headmaster said maybe if there's room for it in the budget so fingers crossed you guys 🤞
It's been a weird year for me, especially the summer 😳 but I'm loving my job at the new school and I'm hoping I get to stay 🤞 the headmaster said maybe if there's room for it in the budget so fingers crossed you guys 🤞
I talked about school uniforms with my class of 10-year-olds. And we had the previous day discussed gender so naturally one wondered how kids in the UK who are gender nonconforming pick their school uniforms and I said they get to pick/buy whichever they like. But that's not true is it?
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I talked about school uniforms with my class of 10-year-olds. And we had the previous day discussed gender so naturally one wondered how kids in the UK who are gender nonconforming pick their school uniforms and I said they get to pick/buy whichever they like. But that's not true is it?
Adding Jimmy Carr to the terfs list. Are there any decent comedians left? Is Michael Mcintrye still ok or does he agree with Linehan aswell?
October 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Adding Jimmy Carr to the terfs list. Are there any decent comedians left? Is Michael Mcintrye still ok or does he agree with Linehan aswell?
Hi to those who still remember me. I know I haven't been on here in like a month or but I'm good. Thanks for the messages!
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hi to those who still remember me. I know I haven't been on here in like a month or but I'm good. Thanks for the messages!
"I love you, mum ❤️❤️"
"Brilliant. Thank you"
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"I love you, mum ❤️❤️"
Omg I just saw this @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Omg I just saw this @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social
Come on lady
Come on lady
£1 fish
.. thanks for that internet, appreciate it. It's been, what, 10 years now and that is still stuck in my head. And you know what? Ain't nobody got time for that! Got a problem with that well Cash me outside, how 'bout that?
Come on lady
£1 fish
.. thanks for that internet, appreciate it. It's been, what, 10 years now and that is still stuck in my head. And you know what? Ain't nobody got time for that! Got a problem with that well Cash me outside, how 'bout that?
September 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Come on lady
Come on lady
£1 fish
.. thanks for that internet, appreciate it. It's been, what, 10 years now and that is still stuck in my head. And you know what? Ain't nobody got time for that! Got a problem with that well Cash me outside, how 'bout that?
Come on lady
£1 fish
.. thanks for that internet, appreciate it. It's been, what, 10 years now and that is still stuck in my head. And you know what? Ain't nobody got time for that! Got a problem with that well Cash me outside, how 'bout that?
Hashtag new profile picture.
September 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hashtag new profile picture.
Why do people keep suggesting that I should go to pottery classes to meet someone? Life isn't a romcom, you know.
September 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Why do people keep suggesting that I should go to pottery classes to meet someone? Life isn't a romcom, you know.
I've been home from work for two days. I got a fever cause my body went "think you can ignore me huh?" and a kid's parent emailed the headmaster to say that I'm too strict..I guess I should just let the 10 year olds do whatever they want. So now you know that.
September 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I've been home from work for two days. I got a fever cause my body went "think you can ignore me huh?" and a kid's parent emailed the headmaster to say that I'm too strict..I guess I should just let the 10 year olds do whatever they want. So now you know that.
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September 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oh right.. I've forgotten about bluesky. Oopsie 🫣
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh right.. I've forgotten about bluesky. Oopsie 🫣
In Mr Beast style:
I'M GONNA SPEND 6 HOURS IN THIS BED. I WILL HOPEFULLY BE ASLEEP FOR ALL 6 HOURS.
ALSO PLEASE STOP SUING ME, GUYS. JUST BUY MY GROSS CHOCOLATE BARS AND MOLDY SCHOOL DINNERS.
I'M GONNA SPEND 6 HOURS IN THIS BED. I WILL HOPEFULLY BE ASLEEP FOR ALL 6 HOURS.
ALSO PLEASE STOP SUING ME, GUYS. JUST BUY MY GROSS CHOCOLATE BARS AND MOLDY SCHOOL DINNERS.
September 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
In Mr Beast style:
I'M GONNA SPEND 6 HOURS IN THIS BED. I WILL HOPEFULLY BE ASLEEP FOR ALL 6 HOURS.
ALSO PLEASE STOP SUING ME, GUYS. JUST BUY MY GROSS CHOCOLATE BARS AND MOLDY SCHOOL DINNERS.
I'M GONNA SPEND 6 HOURS IN THIS BED. I WILL HOPEFULLY BE ASLEEP FOR ALL 6 HOURS.
ALSO PLEASE STOP SUING ME, GUYS. JUST BUY MY GROSS CHOCOLATE BARS AND MOLDY SCHOOL DINNERS.
🌽 hub? Cause i did order a vibrating mat the other day so I feel like it's gonna be 🌽hub.
Scorpio: You will go to a good website soon. Not today, but soon.
September 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
🌽 hub? Cause i did order a vibrating mat the other day so I feel like it's gonna be 🌽hub.
So Roblox is bad. Good to know!
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So Roblox is bad. Good to know!
My sister tried to convince me that J.K. twatface is still popular by telling me that the first edition of HP was sold for millions. Turns out it was rescued from a bin and sold for £ 21,000. 😂 😂
August 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My sister tried to convince me that J.K. twatface is still popular by telling me that the first edition of HP was sold for millions. Turns out it was rescued from a bin and sold for £ 21,000. 😂 😂
I was watching Ed Sheerans new music video and the name of the gym caught my eye. "Fitta" is swedish for cunt/pussy 😂
August 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I was watching Ed Sheerans new music video and the name of the gym caught my eye. "Fitta" is swedish for cunt/pussy 😂
I'm still alive, folks. Just incredibly tired.
August 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm still alive, folks. Just incredibly tired.
The printer at my new job is only available for 1 minute every day 😂 so for 1 minute between 04:00 AM to 04:01 AM it will print and copy. I discovered it today but I can't fix it, I don't have the "rights" so I told the IT guy at the school who called IT support. It's not fixed.
August 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The printer at my new job is only available for 1 minute every day 😂 so for 1 minute between 04:00 AM to 04:01 AM it will print and copy. I discovered it today but I can't fix it, I don't have the "rights" so I told the IT guy at the school who called IT support. It's not fixed.
Burrito mode has been activated 😌 !
August 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Burrito mode has been activated 😌 !
Yesterday felt great and today alarm bells started ringing. So to be on the safe side I contacted the teachers' union and I'm waiting for their reply. Always good to check before anything happens.
August 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yesterday felt great and today alarm bells started ringing. So to be on the safe side I contacted the teachers' union and I'm waiting for their reply. Always good to check before anything happens.
First day went perfectly! I feel seen at this place. I hope this good feeling will last 🥰
August 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
First day went perfectly! I feel seen at this place. I hope this good feeling will last 🥰