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kon-nee-chee-wah ._(◠‿◕)_.
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Trump allegedly pardoned reality TV fraudsters because they "don’t look like terrorists."
Meanwhile, a guy quit his job to sail across the Pacific with his cat and got a hero’s welcome in Hawaii.
I don’t know what kind of society this is anymore, but it’s definitely one with a plot.
Meanwhile, a guy quit his job to sail across the Pacific with his cat and got a hero’s welcome in Hawaii.
I don’t know what kind of society this is anymore, but it’s definitely one with a plot.
May 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trump allegedly pardoned reality TV fraudsters because they "don’t look like terrorists."
Meanwhile, a guy quit his job to sail across the Pacific with his cat and got a hero’s welcome in Hawaii.
I don’t know what kind of society this is anymore, but it’s definitely one with a plot.
Meanwhile, a guy quit his job to sail across the Pacific with his cat and got a hero’s welcome in Hawaii.
I don’t know what kind of society this is anymore, but it’s definitely one with a plot.
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I'm sure everyone will be very normal about this
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm sure everyone will be very normal about this
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Surgery's happening, I'm awake, and the doctor's asking ChatGPT for instructions.
April 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Surgery's happening, I'm awake, and the doctor's asking ChatGPT for instructions.
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"I love airports because the rules of society don't apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares."
April 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
"I love airports because the rules of society don't apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares."
i ain’t realize the typo until now😭
March 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i ain’t realize the typo until now😭
Whatsapp is literally full of people you don't talk to anymore
February 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Whatsapp is literally full of people you don't talk to anymore
lol Duolingo unable to pronounce "kon-nee-chee-wah"
February 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lol Duolingo unable to pronounce "kon-nee-chee-wah"
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What is it about watching a 4-year-old tell a 78-year-old with the maturity of a 2-year-old to "shut up and go away" that is SO deeply satisfying?
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What is it about watching a 4-year-old tell a 78-year-old with the maturity of a 2-year-old to "shut up and go away" that is SO deeply satisfying?
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"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"
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Now they want to rename Greenland to be “Red, White and Blue Land” and yes this is the dumbest timeline.
February 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Now they want to rename Greenland to be “Red, White and Blue Land” and yes this is the dumbest timeline.
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When Wikipedia meets TikTok
February 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
When Wikipedia meets TikTok
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Dump Susan Collins in 2026.
February 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Dump Susan Collins in 2026.
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The Coultergeist makes me feel like I’m living in an upside down world.
January 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Coultergeist makes me feel like I’m living in an upside down world.
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Yesterday they renamed it the Gulf of America. Today it's snowing on the Gulf Coast. I'm not saying I did it... but I'm also not saying I didn't.
January 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Yesterday they renamed it the Gulf of America. Today it's snowing on the Gulf Coast. I'm not saying I did it... but I'm also not saying I didn't.
Thor arriving to Wakanda was real cinema.
Define “Peak Fiction”
January 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thor arriving to Wakanda was real cinema.
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"Can't let my girlfriend watch 'Drive' because I basically stole my entire personality from Ryan Gosling's character in the movie, and I'm not ready for her to see the blueprint of how I operate."
Key points
Key points
January 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"Can't let my girlfriend watch 'Drive' because I basically stole my entire personality from Ryan Gosling's character in the movie, and I'm not ready for her to see the blueprint of how I operate."
Key points
Key points
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To Mike Johnson,
Thou shalt not ‘impose conditions’ on disaster aid to California.
California is the 6th largest economy in the world.
If thou fuck around, thou shalt find out.
Thou shalt not ‘impose conditions’ on disaster aid to California.
California is the 6th largest economy in the world.
If thou fuck around, thou shalt find out.
January 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
To Mike Johnson,
Thou shalt not ‘impose conditions’ on disaster aid to California.
California is the 6th largest economy in the world.
If thou fuck around, thou shalt find out.
Thou shalt not ‘impose conditions’ on disaster aid to California.
California is the 6th largest economy in the world.
If thou fuck around, thou shalt find out.
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Hindsight is always 20/20 but permitting Judge Cannon to remain on the Trump case without any challenge may have been a pivotal moment in our country's history.
January 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hindsight is always 20/20 but permitting Judge Cannon to remain on the Trump case without any challenge may have been a pivotal moment in our country's history.
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sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night just thinking about what an incredible deal The Orange Box was
January 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night just thinking about what an incredible deal The Orange Box was
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From now on TFG means “that felon guy.”
January 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
From now on TFG means “that felon guy.”
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I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.
January 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.
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i am
𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥
and
𝐬𝐚𝐝
and
𝕱𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊.
𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥
and
𝐬𝐚𝐝
and
𝕱𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊.
January 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i am
𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥
and
𝐬𝐚𝐝
and
𝕱𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊.
𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥
and
𝐬𝐚𝐝
and
𝕱𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊.