HTMLLIElement is the most difficult interface to type in all of JavaScript. It takes inordinate concentration to get the caps correct, and even when you nail it, it never looks right.
March 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
HTMLLIElement is the most difficult interface to type in all of JavaScript. It takes inordinate concentration to get the caps correct, and even when you nail it, it never looks right.
Aww, heck yes!
March 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Aww, heck yes!
Spatchcocked a chicken for the first time today. I feel like half Carmy from The Bear, half Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat.
March 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Spatchcocked a chicken for the first time today. I feel like half Carmy from The Bear, half Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat.
Not usually a conspiracy theory believer, but I’m pretty sure the guy behind the deli counter swapped my usual ham with an inferior brand.
January 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Not usually a conspiracy theory believer, but I’m pretty sure the guy behind the deli counter swapped my usual ham with an inferior brand.
Reposted by Matthew
When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
My propensity for eating frozen cookie dough is getting problematic.
January 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My propensity for eating frozen cookie dough is getting problematic.
Visiting Madison Square Garden tonight for the first time! And I’m going there to watch people play Dungeons & Dragons.
January 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Visiting Madison Square Garden tonight for the first time! And I’m going there to watch people play Dungeons & Dragons.
Puttin’ real pants on, so you know today’s serious.
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Puttin’ real pants on, so you know today’s serious.
Hey, kids of TikTok! I’ve got a great social media app for you. See, it’s called LinkedIn…
January 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Hey, kids of TikTok! I’ve got a great social media app for you. See, it’s called LinkedIn…
Being one who strongly dislikes the gym, my single greatest motivation to go is:
a) set out gym clothes the night before.
b) change into those gym clothes as soon as you’re up.
Something Jedi-mindtricky about this practice compels you to think “Welp, I’m dressed for the gym—I might as well go.”
a) set out gym clothes the night before.
b) change into those gym clothes as soon as you’re up.
Something Jedi-mindtricky about this practice compels you to think “Welp, I’m dressed for the gym—I might as well go.”
January 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Being one who strongly dislikes the gym, my single greatest motivation to go is:
a) set out gym clothes the night before.
b) change into those gym clothes as soon as you’re up.
Something Jedi-mindtricky about this practice compels you to think “Welp, I’m dressed for the gym—I might as well go.”
a) set out gym clothes the night before.
b) change into those gym clothes as soon as you’re up.
Something Jedi-mindtricky about this practice compels you to think “Welp, I’m dressed for the gym—I might as well go.”
The Gaiman article is hard to read, both in what it describes and the personal, decades-held beliefs it ruins.
Now, even in the kindest light I can muster—as one who hoped the truth sat somewhere in between—the article’s damning.
Now, even in the kindest light I can muster—as one who hoped the truth sat somewhere in between—the article’s damning.
January 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Gaiman article is hard to read, both in what it describes and the personal, decades-held beliefs it ruins.
Now, even in the kindest light I can muster—as one who hoped the truth sat somewhere in between—the article’s damning.
Now, even in the kindest light I can muster—as one who hoped the truth sat somewhere in between—the article’s damning.
There’s lots of talk—and follow-through—around deleting social media accounts in protest. Deleting’s both cool and warranted. But can I propose something else?
Let ’em rot.
Let ’em rot.
January 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
There’s lots of talk—and follow-through—around deleting social media accounts in protest. Deleting’s both cool and warranted. But can I propose something else?
Let ’em rot.
Let ’em rot.
Despite how much we’re told otherwise, it’s okay to want things to be real.
January 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Despite how much we’re told otherwise, it’s okay to want things to be real.
Clawing out from hibernation.
I ate some phenomenal meals. Burned many cozy fires. Drank a lot of coffee and wine.
Wished I’d eaten more cranberries, but if that’s my one holiday lament, I’ll gladly endure it.
I ate some phenomenal meals. Burned many cozy fires. Drank a lot of coffee and wine.
Wished I’d eaten more cranberries, but if that’s my one holiday lament, I’ll gladly endure it.
January 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Clawing out from hibernation.
I ate some phenomenal meals. Burned many cozy fires. Drank a lot of coffee and wine.
Wished I’d eaten more cranberries, but if that’s my one holiday lament, I’ll gladly endure it.
I ate some phenomenal meals. Burned many cozy fires. Drank a lot of coffee and wine.
Wished I’d eaten more cranberries, but if that’s my one holiday lament, I’ll gladly endure it.
I always like when people dash into the subway car just as the door closes—their faces light with the tiniest sense of victory.
December 22, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I always like when people dash into the subway car just as the door closes—their faces light with the tiniest sense of victory.
Reposted by Matthew
The revelation my lovely bride has never seen “The Big Lebowski” has resulted in immediate corrective action.
November 30, 2024 at 12:45 AM
The revelation my lovely bride has never seen “The Big Lebowski” has resulted in immediate corrective action.
I don’t consider myself a Green Day fan, but Holiday is resonatin’ hard in these upside-down times.
open.spotify.com/track/0lvhEs...
open.spotify.com/track/0lvhEs...
Holiday
Green Day · American Idiot (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I don’t consider myself a Green Day fan, but Holiday is resonatin’ hard in these upside-down times.
open.spotify.com/track/0lvhEs...
open.spotify.com/track/0lvhEs...
I’ve been tasked with building a small web app with compatibility back to Chrome 38.
This is gonna be a fun little time warp.
This is gonna be a fun little time warp.
November 15, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I’ve been tasked with building a small web app with compatibility back to Chrome 38.
This is gonna be a fun little time warp.
This is gonna be a fun little time warp.
Me, trying to fold a fitted sheet for ten minutes:
“You know what? This is a *very* reasonable attempt. It even looks mostly folded. Onward!”
“You know what? This is a *very* reasonable attempt. It even looks mostly folded. Onward!”
November 11, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Me, trying to fold a fitted sheet for ten minutes:
“You know what? This is a *very* reasonable attempt. It even looks mostly folded. Onward!”
“You know what? This is a *very* reasonable attempt. It even looks mostly folded. Onward!”
Good morning, fellow humans!
<sips coffee, gazing out the window>
Today, I choose kindness.
<sips coffee, gazing out the window>
Today, I choose kindness.
November 9, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Good morning, fellow humans!
<sips coffee, gazing out the window>
Today, I choose kindness.
<sips coffee, gazing out the window>
Today, I choose kindness.
I lowered my office chair armrests on a whim this morning and felt massive levels of tension escape. I’d been imprisoning my shoulders in needless stress for decades.
May 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I lowered my office chair armrests on a whim this morning and felt massive levels of tension escape. I’d been imprisoning my shoulders in needless stress for decades.
I know Julia Child was a better cook than I will ever be but I also know you can’t stuff a chicken cavity with this much aromatics.
April 29, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I know Julia Child was a better cook than I will ever be but I also know you can’t stuff a chicken cavity with this much aromatics.
Your periodic reminder to not touch the metal prongs of a electrical plug when pulling it from the outlet.
April 17, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Your periodic reminder to not touch the metal prongs of a electrical plug when pulling it from the outlet.
Today I realized nodejs’s filesystem methods like `copyFileSync` don’t copy dotfiles.
Which explains a whole lotta frustration in weeks of late.
Which explains a whole lotta frustration in weeks of late.
April 6, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Today I realized nodejs’s filesystem methods like `copyFileSync` don’t copy dotfiles.
Which explains a whole lotta frustration in weeks of late.
Which explains a whole lotta frustration in weeks of late.