Affidavit Bowie
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Affidavit Bowie
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Gefilte fisherman
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
From the e-bike post, a story that definitely did not happen, about a product the author doesn’t understand.

From the “less regulations” party: “Nobody gets to drive anything with a motor — electric or gas — without a driver’s license and registration.”
October 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This shadow docket nonsense just overturned SFFA v Harvard. It requires the opposite application of the Equal Protections Clause. Two years ago Roberts wrote this in the syllabus: "Eliminating racial discrimination means eliminating all of it."

He clearly didn't mean it.
September 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My next upgrade is going in here. Currently in an NCase M1.
August 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Where was Lewis supposed to be with Max underbraking the entry and using the whole track?
August 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What a nice picture they found
July 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Is this anything?
June 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Reply guy identify a joke challenge: impossible.
June 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Example ~1,006 that the law protects, but does not bind conservatives.
May 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Keeping BlueSky useable one moderation setting at a time.
May 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
May 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Seems like it is just that Easter was in April this year and March last year.
May 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
One like now and its from a resist grift "merch in bio" account.
April 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
April 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
"Nothing else has worked for them."

Hmmmmm, lets take a look at the scoreboard and see what they've tried so far...
April 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
From his NYTimes interview. No push back at all. These lies are easily to disprove. ED collects and publishes SPED data from every school in the country. It isn't out of control, it's consistent!

This is a shark-laser claim, but it doesn't appear to be if nobody explains why it's so dumb.
April 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Started: "Graveyard filled with my enemies..."

Going: "I've never hurt anybody..."
March 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
AFGE was notified.
March 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Weird, I distinctly remember a different branch recently deciding they get to say “what the law is.”
February 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Coming soon in the Trump Passover Haggadah.
January 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Remember when this was dystopian fiction? Good times.
December 21, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Dwarf is a tag on DRG and DRG Survivor. So if you play a lot of those, Steam is like “this sicko is into Dwarf-based games, how many Dwarf games can we populate his store page with, he can’t get enough of Dwarf”

Which, for DRG, fair.
December 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
A classic milkshake ducking when the CEO assassin turns out to be a right wing nutjob with chronic back pain.
December 9, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Some tweets are evergreen…
November 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
October 30, 2024 at 1:31 AM