Hear me out: we need to elect Trump as the new Pope. He already loves the tacky gold everywhere and thinks he’s God’s gift to earth. Once he gets in there, there’s a good chance he bankrupts the whole church. Feels like a win-win
April 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hear me out: we need to elect Trump as the new Pope. He already loves the tacky gold everywhere and thinks he’s God’s gift to earth. Once he gets in there, there’s a good chance he bankrupts the whole church. Feels like a win-win
1. The Elway Helicopter
2. Ray Bourque lifting the Cup
3. Buster Douglas over Tyson
4. Dame Time
5. Kurt Angle, with a broken freaking neck, winning gold in the Olympics
2. Ray Bourque lifting the Cup
3. Buster Douglas over Tyson
4. Dame Time
5. Kurt Angle, with a broken freaking neck, winning gold in the Olympics
January 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
1. The Elway Helicopter
2. Ray Bourque lifting the Cup
3. Buster Douglas over Tyson
4. Dame Time
5. Kurt Angle, with a broken freaking neck, winning gold in the Olympics
2. Ray Bourque lifting the Cup
3. Buster Douglas over Tyson
4. Dame Time
5. Kurt Angle, with a broken freaking neck, winning gold in the Olympics
Currently living my very best life
January 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Currently living my very best life
You’re all boycotting McDonald’s because of the snitch. I’m boycotting because the BOGO breakfast sandwich doesn’t include the Egg McMuffin. We are not the same.
December 11, 2024 at 6:05 PM
You’re all boycotting McDonald’s because of the snitch. I’m boycotting because the BOGO breakfast sandwich doesn’t include the Egg McMuffin. We are not the same.
Something about the nutmeats being small batch really gives it that small town charm
August 9, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Something about the nutmeats being small batch really gives it that small town charm
There’s wrong, and then there’s “green beans are the best barbecue side” wrong. They don’t even make the top 20. They’re not even a top 5 vegetable for fuck’s sake
people are too afraid of the "pc police" to have raw, honest conversations that might offend on bluesky. not me though. i am willing to speak truth to power and say what we are all thinking: green beans are the best barbecue side
August 1, 2023 at 6:23 PM
There’s wrong, and then there’s “green beans are the best barbecue side” wrong. They don’t even make the top 20. They’re not even a top 5 vegetable for fuck’s sake
All this discourse on here is troubling for me. It’s really causing a flare up of my time blindness
July 21, 2023 at 2:44 AM
All this discourse on here is troubling for me. It’s really causing a flare up of my time blindness
“Still punk as funk” I whisper as I become another casualty of society
“Still punk as fuck” I whisper as I read Soleil Moon Frye’s wikipedia page.
“Still punk as fuck” I whisper as I compose a frank but inoffensive out-of-office email response
June 22, 2023 at 8:06 PM
“Still punk as funk” I whisper as I become another casualty of society