Hey do y'all see a pond over on the other side over there? My turtle shell is a bit dry and I heard there was a pond. That was a day ago though so I just want to make sure.

We've come a long way from "Shop or the terrorists win!"

Oh dang. I had heard there were distribution issues. I guess everyone is, though.

And yet the internet is full of people going "Check out what it would look like if this famous hot actor played this cartoon character." Disney sees all these posts and think they're indicative of what will happen when they make that thing real.

Animation is simply better than live action most of the time. There's no reason for these to exist.

Magical Athlete is super fun. Hot Streak has been out for a bit, though, maybe your store has just had trouble getting copies. It's been a big here around here!

Today they sent me a message in the app addressed to Mr. Jose, which I assume is a copy-paste error.

I, too, am excited about the new Avatar the Last Airbender set that's just come out, even though I've never played Magic bef...*checks earpiece* uh nevermind.

I've always thought schools should have some kind of class on how their local government works, not just the Federal. People have no idea how their own cities and counties run or how things are funded. Even if you move away to another city/state, having a baseline would be so important.

Oh I thought you had those pants that come with the spot on them as a fashion choice but now I wonder

For years now they all think they know what we’re shocked by but the worst part of everything that’s happened since 2016 is knowing that some portion of the people you thought were friends or family are fine with all of it, actually.

Anyone writing that fictional characters at “factually straight” needs to stop posting and take a hard look at themselves.