Eb (he/him)
@afab-acab.bsky.social
Fat old white guy from Minnesota. Perpetually failing at taking a social media break. "Just say NO to outer space"
It's been ages since I saw that — I remember it being so good but so sad!
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's been ages since I saw that — I remember it being so good but so sad!
*gasp* this looks INCREDIBLE oh my GOD
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*gasp* this looks INCREDIBLE oh my GOD
Politicians, they're just like us!
Well, me, at least
Well, me, at least
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Politicians, they're just like us!
Well, me, at least
Well, me, at least
I have a clear memory of learning this as a kid and wanting to share it but deciding to "punch it up" first so I told my parents, FACT: if you smell a cake for long enough it will suddenly be half gone
I hadn't yet realized how small "microscopic" really is 😅 I was such a weird liar as a child
I hadn't yet realized how small "microscopic" really is 😅 I was such a weird liar as a child
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I have a clear memory of learning this as a kid and wanting to share it but deciding to "punch it up" first so I told my parents, FACT: if you smell a cake for long enough it will suddenly be half gone
I hadn't yet realized how small "microscopic" really is 😅 I was such a weird liar as a child
I hadn't yet realized how small "microscopic" really is 😅 I was such a weird liar as a child
This is so cool! I'm so impressed by how perfectly you evoke the environment with the colors you chose 😍
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is so cool! I'm so impressed by how perfectly you evoke the environment with the colors you chose 😍
This is incredible
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is incredible
I'm going to go back in time and kill whoever invented language just so I never have to read this
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm going to go back in time and kill whoever invented language just so I never have to read this
Absolutely fantastic!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Absolutely fantastic!!!!
Keep your stick on the ice!
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Keep your stick on the ice!
As a (small) donor to this I am SO HAPPY and SO GRATEFUL I got to contribute! Thanks to them and you for sharing this art!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
As a (small) donor to this I am SO HAPPY and SO GRATEFUL I got to contribute! Thanks to them and you for sharing this art!!!!!
To me, "I am a tourist" says "I'm going to locations that interest me & that have extended an invitation to people like me."
"I am a traveler" says "I'm going to locations that interest me; I don't consider whether they want me there."
Obvs there's nuance/crossover but that's how it lands for me.
"I am a traveler" says "I'm going to locations that interest me; I don't consider whether they want me there."
Obvs there's nuance/crossover but that's how it lands for me.
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
To me, "I am a tourist" says "I'm going to locations that interest me & that have extended an invitation to people like me."
"I am a traveler" says "I'm going to locations that interest me; I don't consider whether they want me there."
Obvs there's nuance/crossover but that's how it lands for me.
"I am a traveler" says "I'm going to locations that interest me; I don't consider whether they want me there."
Obvs there's nuance/crossover but that's how it lands for me.
*adding "Absence of Waymos" to my "Reasons St. Paul is the superior Twin" list*
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
*adding "Absence of Waymos" to my "Reasons St. Paul is the superior Twin" list*
rip to your knee but I love him 😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
rip to your knee but I love him 😭
This is lovely! The colors and mood are so evocative
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is lovely! The colors and mood are so evocative
I thought about this exact phenomenon back in June when he dropped the f-bomb while speaking to reporters. He seems to say it plenty in private but had that contextual awareness not to do it on camera, and suddenly that slipped, and it really felt like a noticeable crack in the dam to me
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I thought about this exact phenomenon back in June when he dropped the f-bomb while speaking to reporters. He seems to say it plenty in private but had that contextual awareness not to do it on camera, and suddenly that slipped, and it really felt like a noticeable crack in the dam to me
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Issuing correction on previous post. We’re not slut shaming her! We’re shaming her for her choice of two very specific partners!
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Issuing correction on previous post. We’re not slut shaming her! We’re shaming her for her choice of two very specific partners!
This is the best possible way to describe it
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is the best possible way to describe it
Bless these partners of the terminally online. We must cherish them
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Bless these partners of the terminally online. We must cherish them
I could still be right I guess, I'll skim it again, but I don't remember him saying she took a Palatial Chair Nap or slipped off to her Captain Alpha Lair
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I could still be right I guess, I'll skim it again, but I don't remember him saying she took a Palatial Chair Nap or slipped off to her Captain Alpha Lair
In my defense I *JUST* clicked over to Bluesky from a mystery story with a clue possibly hidden in the letters of someone's name, but I read your comment and immediately thought "I bet he hid it in an anagram somewhere in the piece!" 😅
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In my defense I *JUST* clicked over to Bluesky from a mystery story with a clue possibly hidden in the letters of someone's name, but I read your comment and immediately thought "I bet he hid it in an anagram somewhere in the piece!" 😅
Not enough letter h's in the world for the "uhhhhhhh...??!?!" this brings out of me
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not enough letter h's in the world for the "uhhhhhhh...??!?!" this brings out of me