Eb (he/him)
@afab-acab.bsky.social
Fat old white guy from Minnesota. Perpetually failing at taking a social media break. "Just say NO to outer space"
This is Maggie-cat (named after Magrat Garlick). She was so very sweet and so very dumb.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is Maggie-cat (named after Magrat Garlick). She was so very sweet and so very dumb.
Because you did that I had to do this 😅
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Because you did that I had to do this 😅
Fuck these six justices in particular
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Fuck these six justices in particular
Between those costumes and those sets I am sooooo ready to bathe my brain in this sheer nonsense
Plus god knows I will watch Niecy Nash in *anything*
Plus god knows I will watch Niecy Nash in *anything*
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Between those costumes and those sets I am sooooo ready to bathe my brain in this sheer nonsense
Plus god knows I will watch Niecy Nash in *anything*
Plus god knows I will watch Niecy Nash in *anything*
Watching @dimension20.bsky.social and yeah, pretty sure I saw Spectral Extradimensional Pillow Fort play at the Longhorn when I was in college
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Watching @dimension20.bsky.social and yeah, pretty sure I saw Spectral Extradimensional Pillow Fort play at the Longhorn when I was in college
Lady in front is aiming for a very specific pose but I liked it better when this kid did it
November 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Lady in front is aiming for a very specific pose but I liked it better when this kid did it
There were no 24-carrot comedies when I was a kid. Because there was no Rob Schneider.
October 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There were no 24-carrot comedies when I was a kid. Because there was no Rob Schneider.
I know he's just trying to hide the discoloration but the way he keeps his right hand tucked under the table really makes it look like he's Toobin-ing through every press conference
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I know he's just trying to hide the discoloration but the way he keeps his right hand tucked under the table really makes it look like he's Toobin-ing through every press conference
CLEARLY a tribute to the great sport of croquet and Duff Matthews's four United All England Croquet Association Championship wins!
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
CLEARLY a tribute to the great sport of croquet and Duff Matthews's four United All England Croquet Association Championship wins!
a show that included INSTANT addition to my harem of imaginary TV boyfriends, Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
a show that included INSTANT addition to my harem of imaginary TV boyfriends, Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti
In the immortal words of Bob the Drag Queen, I am scuh-REAMING
October 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In the immortal words of Bob the Drag Queen, I am scuh-REAMING
Well of course, he thinks the good guys are the ones with the signs like this
October 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Well of course, he thinks the good guys are the ones with the signs like this
Nick Fuentes–ass lawsuit
October 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nick Fuentes–ass lawsuit
"Haven't heard the name in so long" — two and a half months, you mean?
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Haven't heard the name in so long" — two and a half months, you mean?
Moderator: "What’s the first word that comes to mind when you hear 'the Democratic Party?'"
Abbie, 29, Mo., white, Republican, nanny: "Against."
Moderator: "Abbie, you said 'against.'"
Abbie: "I just feel like they don’t agree with things on the Republican side."
Abbie, 29, Mo., white, Republican, nanny: "Against."
Moderator: "Abbie, you said 'against.'"
Abbie: "I just feel like they don’t agree with things on the Republican side."
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Moderator: "What’s the first word that comes to mind when you hear 'the Democratic Party?'"
Abbie, 29, Mo., white, Republican, nanny: "Against."
Moderator: "Abbie, you said 'against.'"
Abbie: "I just feel like they don’t agree with things on the Republican side."
Abbie, 29, Mo., white, Republican, nanny: "Against."
Moderator: "Abbie, you said 'against.'"
Abbie: "I just feel like they don’t agree with things on the Republican side."
*sigh* if the source of your dunk is Google's AI, just let it go by
This line is not from Downbelow Station
This line is not from Downbelow Station
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
*sigh* if the source of your dunk is Google's AI, just let it go by
This line is not from Downbelow Station
This line is not from Downbelow Station
She may have plagiarized it from somewhere, but it's not from Downbelow Station:
September 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
She may have plagiarized it from somewhere, but it's not from Downbelow Station: