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they/them ~ if you don't respect human rights, i don't respect you
holy shit...
What if this is also Swanky Kong’s new game design and the reason this model exists at all is because Nintendo has a prominent space for Swanky in the next Donkey Kong game and the Swankissance, a new age of Swanklightenment, is upon us?
a cartoon gorilla is driving a green vehicle in a video game .
Alt: Swanky Kong gasps while driving a green kart in the Jungle Kingdom. GIF from The Super Mario Bros. Movie.
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January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
just a reminder that ALL queer people are valid & anyone who believes otherwise are fuckheads
January 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
my new years resolution is to not make a resolution. i have trust issues with this tradition
December 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
damn if i could write novels as well as i come up with the ideas, HOO BOY, the world would NOT be ready
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
the autistic urge to craft a world about the persistent desire for escapism in a world designed against true individuality. a parallel world which souls can transcend to as a means of existing as their true selves. AND THEIR TRUE SELVES ARE LIKE CRAZY ELDRITCH CREATURES N SHIT! WOAH HO HO!!!!!!!!!!!
November 18, 2024 at 6:16 PM
why is it that whenever i watch horror film shit that traumatizes the fuck out of me, its ALWAYS in the dead of fucking night??? why must i do this to myself
November 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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If y’all don’t want to hear Mariah Carey singing about all she wants for Christmas in November how about you start writing some Thanksgiving bops?!
November 16, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Boy oh boy, what shall I do today?
November 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM
reminder to all invalid handles: you are valid handles in our hearts
November 14, 2024 at 5:12 PM
just wanna say for the record that @ebbinzucker.bsky.social is a big ol goob
November 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
November 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte...
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
November 13, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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November 12, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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Sudden urge to make a Doom Map based on the Bass Pro Shop pyramid.
November 12, 2024 at 9:32 PM
oh hey, since i'm new and all, guess i better put my interests, huh?

-pokemon
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November 12, 2024 at 6:24 PM
i've played pokemon heartgold for 1758 hours...and I'M UNASHAMED.
November 12, 2024 at 4:13 AM
hi i'm brand new to blue sky, where do i go for unabashedly bigoted twits, 24/7 hate-posting, and incessant rage-bait that all collectively fractures my mental health?
November 11, 2024 at 10:10 PM