Wishing you all a skibidi Thanksgiving weekend...

Whatever is happening at the house up the block is fascinating and taking up most of my free time.

I'm jealous that I didn't think of this first 😭

i hate james bond. oooh, i just shagged entendre jiggletits. also, my shoe is a gun. fuck off.

Leave it to Bill to get it right.

Fun fact about me: I leave the stove on after I'm done cooking almost everyday.

attention haters:

I'm going to be really good at going between X and here. My parents divorce prepared me for this...

I regret saying reading was one of my interests when signing up for this app. I don't like reading and don't know why I said that.