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Andrew Platzer
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Practicing curmudgeon
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Palantir update via www.wired.com/story/alex-k...
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Politics as a spectator sport is such a bad thing. We get to see the sausage being made. All those people decrying the Democrats ‘capitulation’ are basically saying “Federal worker’s and the poor's food, rent, mortgage, or car payments are a sacrifice I’m willing to make."
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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a century of glaciers melting 🧪🌐
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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BREAKING 🚨: U.S. Banks

Fed Reserve just pumped $29.4 Billion into the U.S. Banking System through overnight repos 🤯 This amount far surpasses even the peak of the Dot Com Bubble 👀 Probably Fine, carry on
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My new Apple Watch shows a ‘Sleep Score’ which now gives me one more thing to lose sleep over.
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
AI has successfully trained me to distrust any image or video with an out-of-focus background
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Check out the new Factually! episode with Cory Doctorow wherever you get podcasts: The Enshittification of Everything

» Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

» Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3HeN...

» YouTube: youtu.be/P1EKQidRooc
The Ensh*ttification of Everything with Cory Doctorow
Podcast Episode · Factually! with Adam Conover · 10/08/2025 · 1h 46m
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October 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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My test of any new AI video model is whether it can make an otter using wifi on an airplane

Here is Sora 2 doing a nature documentary... 1980s music video... a thriller... 50s low budget SciFi film... a safety video.. a film noir... anime... 90s video game cutscene... a French arthouse film
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.
On 9/16/25, celebrate a date of mathematical beauty
Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.
n.pr
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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An ‘ultracrepidarian’ (19th century) is one who loves to give their opinion, at length, on matters they know nothing about.
September 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I am beginning to find it somewhat tedious that so many people seem to take pleasure in pointing out absurd and factually erroneous statements generated by LLMs as though it’s some sort of revelation.
August 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Simpler times.
August 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Sometimes I really wish we could go back to the days where people “… lead lives of quiet desperation.”
July 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Something’s weird with my Bluesky account. My profile says I have 85 followers but I only have 14 and it shows ‘No Results' when I look at the list of followers. My Mutuals list also seems broken only showing me a few posts.
July 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Out for a walk this afternoon. A turkey vulture stares me down, daring me to take their roadkill.
July 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test
June 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Strangely, I’ve never seen any comment from AI industry leaders of when AI will finally replace CEOs. After all, they just sit around making decisions which sounds like a perfect task for AIs.
June 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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My sources and news outlets are reporting White House confirmation that Jared Isaacman is no longer going to head NASA. His nomination was inspired. His un-nomination is beyond stupid. He is - or would have been - a bright light at NASA. A true believer in the agency, its people, and its potential.
May 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
People who design hotel room interiors should be forced to live in their own creation with two large suitcases for a week.
May 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Mark Carney deployed unbelievable levels of blandness in defence of Canada. Blandness like you've never seen.
May 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM